Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses intense love for their friends and multiple partners, stating “i love my partners sm”.
- Resilient: Celebrates personal milestones in recovery, such as reaching “8 days” without drug use.
- Open-minded: Expresses a welcoming attitude toward diverse groups, noting “we love gay people here”.
- Socially engaged: Maintains high interaction with followers, checking in on “favoomfs” and responding to dozens of messages.
- Creatively expressive: Enjoys experimenting with self-expression through “makeup for the first time” and fashion.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Admits to sudden, unexplained anger, such as “hitting my door super hard” when frustrated.
- Substance cravings: Repeatedly mentions a desire to “do coke” when feeling overwhelmed or upset.
- Codependency: Displays extreme emotional reliance on partners, claiming “i’d kms” if they ever broke up.
- Paranoia: Expresses intense fear regarding “opps” and believes former friends are constantly monitoring their account.
- Disordered eating: Openly identifies with the edtwt community and celebrates being “underweight” after scaling.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user experiences deep emotional complexity and often feels misunderstood by those around them, specifically noting that “i have such bad mental issues because i’ve been through SO MANY THINGS... i havent met or seen anyone whos been theough as much as i have”. They share Lisa's tendency toward intense existential anxiety and loneliness, expressed when they mention “it feels like everyone hayes me and wants me dead”. Despite these struggles, they maintain a creative and hyper-fixated side similar to Lisa’s hobbies, such as their interest in “reality shifting just because the scripts and drs were so fun to make”. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa are defined by a mix of high intelligence regarding their own trauma and a desperate need for validation from their peers and “favoomfs”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
@ponydaredevil exhibits Extroversion through a constant need for social interaction, frequently posting “im so sleepy but i wanan talk to my partners and my friends” and seeking external validation via Strawpage. Their Intuition is evident in their interest in abstract concepts like “reality shifting just because the scripts and drs were so fun to make” and imagining future scenarios. They lead with Feeling, making decisions based on intense emotions and interpersonal drama, such as when they claim “if any of my partners broke up with me i think i’d kms”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and lack of structure, admitted when they state, “i messed up the makeup so bad” after trying it for the first time on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a new episode of The Rookie? Because even if I have to skip first period, I wouldn’t want to miss a single second of you.
- I promise I’m way better at styling than those Pinterest boys at Five Below—how about we skip the Gir hoodie and go straight to a dinner date?
- If you ever feel like reality shifting again, you don't even need a script—I'm already convinced you're the main character of my favorite DR.
- I’m definitely a 'favoomf' who won’t ever leave you on read, even if it’s 5 AM and the rest of the world is asleep for school.
- I’d never be like your ex and call you 'Allergy'—you’re more like my favorite Millionaires song, and I've got you on repeat.
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Your new Twitter bio
Digital artist and polyglot of experiences. From navigating public school 'opps' to watching The Rookie, I’m just a girl with a septum ring and a story to tell.– @ponydaredevil
Your signature cocktail
The 5-Partner Pink Punch (with an Opp-erative Twist)
This drink captures a chaotic life where everything is either a crisis or a love fest. The sugary base reflects someone who says “i love my partners sm”, while the fizzy Pop Rocks mimic the feeling of when “i just ate chicken nuggets and my tooth and tongue are burning”. It’s served in a messy glass because they aren't afraid to admit “i messed up the makeup so bad” or vent about their “bad mental issues”. Finally, we add a dash of caffeine for that “5 am” energy when they are hiding from the “opps” at school.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin traits of self-preservation and intense loyalty to a closed circle are evident in their declaration that if their partners left, “i think i’d kms”. Their resourcefulness and focus on social standing appear when they check if they are “genuinely on google” and maintain a “priv privoomfs” account to avoid being mocked by 'opps.' The user also demonstrates a classic Slytherin cunning regarding personal safety, planning to “bring my pepper spray to the school JUST INCASE”. Ultimately, their ambition for a specific aesthetic and preoccupation with social conflict and 'opps' aligns most closely with the house of ambition and self-interest.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
The user’s online presence mirrors the song's themes of adolescent angst, substance use, and mental health struggles. They candidly share “i have such bad mental issues because i’ve been through SO MANY THINGS” and express a desire for escapism through mentions of coke, such as “i want my coke this is so fuckig stupid”. Their identity is heavily tied to their relationships, stating “if any of my partners broke up with me i think i’d kms”, which reflects the dramatic, all-or-nothing emotional state described in Teen Idle. Additionally, their bio and hashtag “#edtwt” align with the song’s exploration of youth and self-image issues.
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