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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotionally intense kid who feels older than their age and deals with a lot of inner turmoil. They explicitly say “I am a child who grew up at 8. It’s not my fault” ("I am a child who grew up at 8. It’s not my fault"), which strongly echoes Lisa’s sense of premature maturity and emotional burden. Like Lisa, they’re stressed about school and studying, as seen in "I GIVE UP ON STUDYING" and "I fucking hate class", and they use creative outlets (art, music, writing) to cope, referencing drawing, concerts, and even writing explicit fiction in "I opened my notesapp and forgot im writing hard as hell gay sex". They show social conscience and care about others, e.g. boosting a fundraiser in "EVERYONE!!!! ARRRGGHH THIS DUDE IS LIKE.. PALISTINIAN.. GO SUPPORT HIM HES NOT DOING WELL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ ", which fits Lisa’s activist streak. Their mix of depressive thoughts and a desire to keep going, such as "I don’t want to die" and "Please don’t forget me please I’m scared" ("Please don’t forget me please I’m scared"), mirrors Lisa’s frequent feelings of isolation and longing to be understood.

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They lean Introvert (I): despite being active online, they describe feeling isolated and overwhelmed, e.g. “Please don’t forget me please I’m scared” and “I feel like a drug addict and I’m exhaustednnnn,” and vent about school, friendships, and anxiety rather than seeking constant external engagement or parties. Their posts emphasize emotions, symbolism, and art over concrete, practical detail, pointing to Intuition (N)—they talk about music (Elliott Smith, Nirvana, MSI), hyperfixations, and bigger feelings about life and identity, like “I am a child who grew up at 8. It’s not my fault” and “FORGIVE DONT FORGET SO I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN SO I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN SOME DAY.” Emotional intensity and personal values dominate over detached logic, suggesting Feeling (F): they discuss relationship pain (“JUST FOUND OUT YESTERDAY I WAS SAD AND FEELING LEFT OUT IN MY TRIO IS BECAUSE THEY STARTED DATING WITHOUT TELLING ME”) and traumatic interactions (“made me feel like killing myselr every tome wr galked”) rather than arguing in a rational, debate-like way. Their timeline feels chaotic, impulsive, and in-the-moment—lots of sudden mood shifts, jokes, and unfiltered posts like “I GIVE UP ON STUDYING,” “Im taking a break from twitter,” and “Domt let me redraw shit while I’m in a car I’m begging the anatomy is so bad”—which aligns with Perceiving (P) more than structured Judging. Overall, they come across as a highly emotional, creative, introspective teen who copes through art, music, and dark humor, which fits INFP better than other types.

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14 | omni | artist / viola kid / chronic oversharer. Once paused studying for a shooting scare & still turned it into a bit. AZ time, Elliott Smith on loop.– @poopshooter4000

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A loud, slightly unhinged blackberry-infused gin base reflects their dark humor, POC identity, and messy sincerity, like when they admit “Confesshion im blqck and hardly lnow how to draw black people and i draw mhseld as a white person” and “Anyone else hate the fact they’re a POC or is that just me”. Spicy chili-honey syrup captures the mix of affection and rage in tweets like “FUCK OFFFFFF”, “SHUT UP YOU UDODUEHRHRJJRJEJFKRJR”, and “Reply to get fucking killed”, where they’re simultaneously homicidal and joking. Sharp lemon juice stands in for the sudden stabs of fear and anxiety, from “I don’t want to die” and “Please don’t forget me please I’m scared” to “There’s probably gonna be a shooting at my school./fully srs”. Sparkling cactus water is a nod to surviving Arizona and staying soft in the desert, echoing “age given: 11 age now: 14 where i lived: Arizona where i live: Arizona” and the way they keep vibing through concerts, art, and weird humor. The edible glitter rim is their omni, artsy, tallytwt/viola kid flair, shining through tweets like “Im alive”, “Just went to my first concert”, and their chaotic music/viola posts that say: yes, everything is on fire, but it’s going to sparkle anyway.

Your Hogwarts House
This user consistently shows impulsive, emotionally intense, and confrontational traits that align most strongly with Gryffindor. Their tendency to react loudly and immediately is clear in posts like “SHUT UP YOU UDODUEHRHRJJRJEJFKRJR” and “FUCK OFFFFFF”, which show a hot-headed, charge-first attitude typical of Gryffindors. They’re also willing to speak out and rally others for a cause, as in “EVERYONE!!!! ARRRGGHH THIS DUDE IS LIKE.. PALISTINIAN.. GO SUPPORT HIM HES NOT DOING WELL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️”, which reflects moral courage and a readiness to stand up for someone vulnerable. Their willingness to openly discuss personal pain and fear, like “Please don’t forget me please I’m scared” and “Im genuinely gomna die i fant handle tjis helo me im scared”, suggests a sort of reckless honesty rather than guarded self-preservation, which leans away from Slytherin. While there are hints of creativity and humor, such as “I opened my notesapp and forgot im writing hard as hell gay sex”, the dominant pattern is fiery emotion, outbursts, and bold engagement with conflict, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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