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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: a chaotic, sharp-witted, and irreverent teen who lives to clown on people and institutions. Their bio literally calls them the “#1 troll in the world,” and their timeline is full of mischief and pranks, like joking about DoorDash and money with “I am going to acquire doordash for $10 and become the new CEO” and dramatic bits like “I actually died after this tweet was posted this is an imposter speaking now”. They love mocking clout and internet culture in a very Bart way, for example complaining about engagement with “MY TWEETS BARELY CRACK 10 LIKES NOW I FUCKING HATE YOU ELON” and roasting trends with “2026 memes already suck ass”. At the same time, there’s a moral streak under the trolling, like calling out racism and grifters in “people who still use the term 'hoodweeb' in 2026 are just too ashamed to admit that they're racist” and “right wing grifting might be one of the best paying jobs right now”, which fits Bart’s tendency to rebel against hypocrisy. Overall, they come off as a loud, funny, politically aware troublemaker who masks real convictions with jokes—very much Bart Simpson online.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage others, seek replies and group chats, and joke about their own visibility, e.g. starting a new group chat with “hi new gc hi reply to join please be active please” and complaining about reach in “MY TWEETS BARELY CRACK 10 LIKES NOW I FUCKING HATE YOU ELON”, which shows a desire for social interaction and attention. Their humor is abstract, meta, and concept‑driven rather than concrete, pointing to Intuition: they coin fake slang like “NEW INTERNET SLANG: Lowkirksixsevenhemmyboididdyenuinely” and mock online culture patterns like “right wing grifting might be one of the best paying jobs right now”. They come off as Thinking-oriented: their tone is blunt, combative, and argument-driven, calling people out in statements like “people who still use the term 'hoodweeb' in 2026 are just too ashamed to admit that they're racist and they shouldn't be taken seriously” and critiquing political behavior in “MAGA acting like they care if someone's here legally or not as if they won't arrest them for looking even SLIGHTLY mexican”. Their timeline is chaotic and reactive, suggesting Perceiving: they tweet impulsive, in‑the‑moment reactions like “is doordash down” and “just deadass dont know what to tweet anymore” rather than showing any structured, planned persona. Overall, the mix of extroverted trolling (#1 troll in the bio), rapid-fire contrarian takes on media and politics like “chainsaw man is woke liberal slop manga” and “WOKE mangas that I don't support One Piece MHA CSM DanDaDan JJK Dragon Ball”, and playful improvisational humor fits best with ENTP: the outspoken, argumentative, meme-savvy debater type.

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15 • he/him • professional menace in training. Once tried to buy DoorDash for $10. Anime, politics, and jokes that probably shouldn’t be tweeted.– @Popsicklee_

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This drink is loud, green, and chaotic on purpose—just like a self-proclaimed “#1 troll in the world” whose bio literally says chopper but green. The Midori gives it that cartoonishly bright chopper-green energy, echoing their joking bravado in posts like “I am going to acquire doordash for $10 and become the new CEO”. Jalapeño tequila brings the spicy, sometimes combative edge you see when they call out weird or racist behavior, like “people who still use the term 'hoodweeb' in 2026 are just too ashamed to admit that they're racist” and “the concept of combating homophobia with racism”. Lime juice adds sharp acidity for their constant clowning and quick reactions, seen in posts like “how jobless and unemployed do you have to be to notice that twitter is down” and “right wing grifting might be one of the best paying jobs right now”. Tamarind syrup nods to their “certified beaner” line in the bio and their jokes about being treated as Mexican in “as if they won't arrest them for looking even SLIGHTLY mexican”, giving the drink a tangy, earthy sweetness under the spice. Finally, a dash of soda water keeps it playful and not too heavy—fitting someone who tweets things like “I love being a small account” and invents nonsense slang like “Lowkirksixsevenhemmyboididdyenuinely” just for the bit.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong Slytherin-style mix of ambition, edge, and resourcefulness, especially in how they posture online as a “#1 troll in the world” and lean into controversy for impact, as seen in their bio and posts like “#KillAllGrokUsers2k26”. They are very comfortable using sharp, targeted mockery to position themselves against others, such as calling out right‑wing grifters in “right wing grifting might be one of the best paying jobs right now” and openly wishing cartoonish harm on a big creator in “I hope a giant piano falls on asmongold's head like a cartoon”, which fits Slytherin’s ruthless streak more than Gryffindor’s straightforward heroism. Their ambition and sensitivity about clout show in complaints like “MY TWEETS BARELY CRACK 10 LIKES NOW I FUCKING HATE YOU ELON” and the pride in being a small but tightly curated account in “I love being a small account”. They also demonstrate a strategic, almost opportunistic view of the internet attention economy, joking about careers in grifting and mocking people who talk about being “cancelled” with only a few hundred followers in “talking about 'cancelled' while having 400 followers”. While they have flashes of social concern, like criticizing racism in “people who still use the term 'hoodweeb' in 2026 are just too ashamed to admit that they're racist”, it’s expressed through biting, combative rhetoric rather than Hufflepuff-style warmth or Ravenclaw-style analysis. Overall, the trolling identity, focus on status/engagement, and sharp, confrontational style align most strongly with Slytherin.

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The song internet by Mochi fits them because it captures being chronically online, ironic, and hyper-aware of social media drama, just like their timeline. They constantly comment on Twitter culture and engagement, like complaining about reach in “MY TWEETS BARELY CRACK 10 LIKES NOW I FUCKING HATE YOU ELON” and joking about the platform itself in “how jobless and unemployed do you have to be to notice that twitter is down”. Their bio, “#1 troll in the world,” matches the song’s self-aware, unserious tone about being terminally online, and tweets like “just deadass dont know what to tweet anymore” and “I love being a small account” show that same mix of burnout and attachment to the internet. They also weave politics and fandom into their posting, from calling out racism in “people who still use the term 'hoodweeb' in 2026 are just too ashamed to admit that they're racist” to mocking right‑wing grifters in “right wing grifting might be one of the best paying jobs right now”, which fits the song’s vibe of seeing the absurdity of online discourse. Overall, internet encapsulates being a sarcastic, politically aware, anime-loving teen who lives on the timeline and turns every observation into a bit.

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