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Your Simpsons character
They come across as a smart, neurodivergent, media-obsessed teen with strong opinions and a lot of feelings, which fits Lisa best. Like Lisa’s blend of earnestness and sarcasm, they can go from serious moral disgust — “WHY is rape , noncon , and pedophelia so common ... literally so nasty” — to over-the-top shitposting such as “HOLY FUCK THEYRE ADDING SKIBIDI TOILET TO FORTNITE??? what if i killed myself”. Their fandom/autism vibes and hyperfixations (Deltarune, JoJo, pjsk, Instar Sand Time, etc.) echo Lisa’s intense niche interests and intellectual rabbit holes, like when they say “my autistic friends told me that i was autistic for a year before i finally agreed w the fact i was autistic” and gush over games and ships. They’re socially aware and opinionated but also very online and dramatic in a funny way, seen in posts like “not everyone is jojos is a f🅰️ggot' are we WATCHING THE SAME SHOW???” and “i love being just old enough to where i can work a job and use that money for robux instead of a house”. Underneath the jokes and chaos, there’s a clear emotional core and care for friends, like “i love my friends” and “when the mentally ill pair up for matching pfps”, which also aligns with Lisa’s deep loyalty and sensitivity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: a lot of their joy comes from being online, in calls, or in their room rather than big offline social scenes, e.g. “in a call for 12 hours so far today and counting .... this is peak” and “how can you hate me when i am just sitting in my room like this”. Their humor and interests are strongly intuitive and fandom/idea-focused (JoJo, Deltarune, Project Sekai, meta jokes), like “if dio wanted the world to be his, he should have taken the body of hatsune miku, not jonathan joestar...... smh” and the abstract meme about polyamory being for escape rooms in “the only reason people are polyamorous....... to have enough people for an escape room”. They lean Feeling: they react strongly to moral/comfort issues, as in “WHY is rape , noncon , and pedophelia so common ... literally so nasty” and “when they remove voltron off netflix i will kill myself there is no reason to keep going when voltron is over 💔”, and they gush affectionately about friends and characters, e.g. “i love my friends”. Their timeline feels very perceiving: spontaneous jokes, impulsive reactions, and little evidence of structured planning, such as “i'm gonna quit my job to pursue my dream job house husband” and “i love being just old enough to where i can work a job and use that money for robux instead of a house”. Overall, an imaginative, emotionally expressive, fandom-driven, somewhat chaotic vibe fits INFP better than the more structured or logic-prioritizing types.

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20 • they/them • artist, cat paparazzi & professional media enjoyer. Once watched Into the Spider-Verse so much I recognize shots by heart.– @poptartcatzz

Your signature cocktail
This chaotic, sweet–but–a–little–sour fizz matches their hyper, meme-y energy and dramatic reactions like “HOLY FUCK THEYRE ADDING SKIBIDI TOILET TO FORTNITE??? what if i killed myself” and “when they remove voltron off netflix i will kill myself there is no reason to keep going when voltron is over 💔”. Raspberry vodka is bright and punchy, echoing their loud fandom love for JoJo, HSR, PJSk, and more like “happy birthday joseph joestar 🗣️🗣️🗣️ i love you”. Sour cherry liqueur adds angst and bite for the parts of them that rant about fandom grossness and frustration like “WHY is rape , noncon , and pedophelia so common ... literally so nasty” and “i hate this fandom and i'm never interacting with anyone in it ever again”. Cotton candy soda captures their playful, online-core silliness, from “among us” to calling themselves a future house husband in “i'm gonna quit my job to pursue my dream job house husband”. The lime juice keeps it sharp and not too cloying—like their self-aware jokes about mental health and autism in “my autistic friends told me that i was autistic for a year before i finally agreed w the fact i was autistic”. Finally, the glitter and popping candy rim reflect their love of bright, silly aesthetics and late-night call chaos like “in a call for 12 hours so far today and counting .... this is peak” and the constant doodles and goofy art spam in tweets like “i love my terrible ms paint drawings”.

Your Hogwarts House
Lemmy consistently centers their friends and relationships, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They gush about spending time with friends — for example, being "in a call for 12 hours so far today and counting .... this is peak" "in a call for 12 hours so far today and counting .... this is peak" and proudly noting "my friends will listen to anything i have to say" "my friends will listen to anything i have to say @S8RAKI". They show strong loyalty and affection, like "i ❤️ spamming all my friends with photos of my cats spam your friends with photos of your cats more often guys" "i ❤️ spamming all my friends with photos of my cats spam your friends with photos of your cats more often guys" and "i love my friends" "i love my friends". Even their humor often revolves around mutual care and not wanting others to hurt themselves, e.g. "how about instead of you killing yourself, we 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀" "how about instead of you killing yourself, we 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀". While they have flashes of passion and strong opinions, their defining throughline is valuing close bonds, comfort, and shared silliness over glory or ambition, which fits Hufflepuff best.

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A song that fits them well is internet bitch by piri & tommy, which captures being extremely online, energetic, and a bit unhinged in a fun way. They live in fandom spaces and hyperfixations, constantly posting about games and anime like JoJo, PJSK, Deltarune, Honkai Star Rail, and more, e.g. “yall ever be playing pjsk and you love a song but hate the mapping so u never play it fuck this stupid baka life 💔” and “renheng WHAT WHO SAID THAT”. Their humor is very terminally-online, horny, and shitposty in the same way the song is playful and brash, like “how about instead of you killing yourself, we 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀” and “what if instead of just dance it was called just 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓀 and instead of a song showing you dance moves it shows you different positions”. Their identity and social life are deeply tied to being online, trans, autistic, and surrounded by equally chaotic friends, shown in tweets like “my autistic friends told me that i was autistic for a year before i finally agreed w the fact i was autistic” and “i love my friends”. The song’s vibe of an unapologetic, extremely-online gremlin having fun on the internet mirrors the way they talk about calls, fandom drama, and shitposts such as “in a call for 12 hours so far today and counting .... this is peak” and “i gotta stop talking to people”. Overall, internet bitch neatly reflects their frenetic humor, fandom brainrot, and proudly chronically-online lifestyle.

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