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The user’s frequent use of crude language, self‑deprecating humor, and erratic bragging ("Me clenching my ass cheeks to get 8kpp by the end of the year", "Fuck MINHOCA LOKA your soo good at osu…") aligns with Homer’s love of profanity and over‑the‑top confidence. Their celebratory "14k woo" mirrors Homer’s iconic "Woohoo!" when he’s excited. The chaotic mix of random pop‑culture references and self‑destructive jokes ("can this month be over already bruh im going to kill myself") echoes Homer’s impulsive, often reckless behavior. Like Homer’s frequent run‑ins with authority, the user mentions bans and restrictions ("GRAHHHH IM UNBANNED", "14 day ban on twitch for telling a vtuber…"). Overall, the combination of vulgarity, erratic enthusiasm, and a love for simple pleasures fits Homer Simpson best.

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The user shows strong extroversion, frequently tagging friends and seeking public recognition, e.g., 'Shoutout to my nigga @lazysloth900 and @SifuNero for helping me break my plateau'. Their communication is highly concrete and data‑driven, as seen in 'Finally got a triple s on 13+ cracking 290 rating now 14k soon' and the focus on PP scores. They favour logical analysis over emotion, illustrated by 'God calculating the perfect amount of shitmisses and sbs for this to be my top play'. Their style is organized and goal‑oriented, planning ahead with statements like 'Me clenching my ass cheeks to get 8kpp by the end of the year'. Additional evidence of a judging preference is the tracking of milestones such as 'Don't scorepost usually but I got 500 raw pp before the year ended so that's nice'.

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PP chaser & osu! enthusiast aiming for a 14k rating. Triple-S runs, high-PP hunts, and a keyboard that survived a 400pp shock. 🎮– @PorkRaymond

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The Rage 14K Triple S Smash is a chaotic blend of bacon‑infused vodka, Red Bull, Szechuan pepper syrup, blood‑orange juice and a dash of Tabasco, mirroring @PorkRaymond’s high‑octane OSU grind and wild humor. The smoky pork spirit nods to the username and the frequent breakfast jokes, like "Had Jewish speed potion for breakfast this morning shout out to my nigga joseph". The caffeine‑charged Red Bull captures the frantic chase for a "Finally got a triple s on 13+ cracking 290 rating now 14k soon" as the user shouts about reaching 14k. The tingling Szechuan pepper and hot sauce echo the rage in "Nahhhhh I got cancer bruh" and the explosive outburst "GRAHHHH IM UNBANNED ❗️I MISS THE RAGE❗️", giving the drink its fiery bite. Finally, the bright blood‑orange adds a punch of color that matches the vivid meme‑filled timeline of tweets such as "My good mate @weedsmoker727 it comes to talking about skillsets and reworks".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes climbing the Osu! rankings, saying "Finally got a triple s on 13+ cracking 290 rating now 14k soon" and "Shoutout to my nigga @lazysloth900 and @SifuNero for helping me break my plateau with jew speed potion shit legit broken for ranks", showing a strong drive for personal success, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. They also display a willingness to bend rules, as in "Guys I got a 14 day ban on twitch for telling a vtuber that I could smell her viewers g frickin g man" and celebrate being unbanned, reflecting cunning and resourcefulness. Their aggressive, self‑assertive tone, exemplified by "GRAHHHH IM UNBANNED I MISS THE RAGE", further underscores a competitive, ambitious mindset. While occasional loyalty to friends appears, the dominant trait across the timeline is the relentless pursuit of higher scores and status, aligning most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user lives for the intense pressure of landing a perfect play, constantly chasing the next 14k score: “Finally got a triple s on 13+ cracking 290 rating now 14k soon” and “Me clenching my ass cheeks to get 8kpp by the end of the year”. Their frustration and self‑destructive humor—“Can this month be over already bruh im going to kill myself” and “GRAHHHH IM UNBANNED I MISS THE RAGE”—echo the raw anxiety and rage in Eminem’s verses. “Lose Yourself” is about seizing a single, high‑stakes moment and not letting it slip away, a sentiment that matches the user’s obsession with each play. The song’s gritty, relentless rhythm mirrors the user’s chaotic, profanity‑laden feed, making it the perfect soundtrack for their OSU grind.

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