Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares emotional, poetic lines like “if you marry me would you bury me ?”.
- Community-minded: Encourages participation, e.g., “se deixar flopar morre” demanding engagement.
- Self-aware: Posts detailed personal facts in “fatos inúteis sobre mim”.
- Humorous: Uses dark humor in “depois de ameaçar sequestrar… calebiriana”.
- Supportive: Urges others to back causes like “apoiem beliel acorda brasil!”.
Weaknesses:
- Dramatic: Frequent extreme reactions such as “gente que porra eh essa tao me censurando”.
- Impulsive: Quick shifts from cancellation claims to new posts like “fui cancelado”.
- Negative: Repeatedly states dislike for platform in “MDS EU ODEIO O TWITTER”.
- Provocative: Shares edgy lines such as “eu gosto de apanhar de mulher”.
- Attention-seeking: Threatens consequences for low engagement in “se deixar flopar morre”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe of @pornogothcry matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, mischievous, and always performing for an audience while half-mocking the platform itself. They lean into being controversial and dramatic, joking about being canceled in tweets like “fui cancelado” and complaining about the site in “MDS EU ODEIO O TWITTER”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, anti-authority attitude. Their over-the-top humor and mock-edgy persona show up in posts like “depois de ameaçar sequestrar perseguir constranger extorquir difamar violentar psicologicamente furtar traficar e tentar um homicídio eu consegui me infiltrar entre aqueles que estão infectados com a doença calebiriana”, echoing Bart’s love of exaggeration and troublemaking. At the same time, the playful self-presentation and thirst for attention, such as “gente faço o dia desse fã ou não?” and “se deixar flopar morre”, mirror Bart’s class-clown energy. Even their affection for internet “family” dynamics in “👨👩👧👦 Minha Twitter Família” fits Bart’s hidden softer side beneath the chaotic exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Introvert: Frequent posts about personal moods and frustrations—e.g., “MDS EU ODEIO O TWITTER”—center on inner experience rather than socializing. Intuition: Abstract references like “after threatening… I infiltrated those infected with the calebirian disease” show imaginative storytelling over sensory facts. Feeling: Emotional disclosures about censorship and vulnerability, such as “gente que porra eh essa tao me censurando”, emphasize values. Perceiving: Spontaneous whims (““gente faço o dia desse fã ou não?”) and playful randomness (““qm vai fazer meu carrd pra mim”) indicate flexibility over structure.**
Some pickup lines for you
- If you marry me, I promise to bury you in compliments whenever you change your icon—fair trade for a goth vow renewal, right?
- You got canceled on January 25, but I’m ready to start a redemption arc worthy of Dostoyevsky—complete with dramatic lighting and moral angst.
- Grace is your favorite song, so let me be the melody that keeps you from hitting ‘I hate Twitter’ on repeat.
- After all those crimes you listed to infiltrate the calebirian plague, stealing my heart should be easy—no extradition required.
- You’re 1.58, I’ve got a 10cm platform obsession; together we’re the perfect height difference for strutting our ‘se deixar flopar morre’ energy.
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Your new Twitter bio
Leão de 1.58m que collects useless trivia, reviews tacos vs yakisoba, and once ranted an entire day about Twitter outages. DM-friendly, censura-resistant.– @pornogothcry
Your signature cocktail
Beliel’s Doom Milkshake
Beliel’s Doom Milkshake channels a moody mezcal base because “apoiem beliel acorda brasil!” proves he thrives on drama and dark pop references. Chocolate milkshake concentrate sweetens the chaos, nodding to his confessed comfort drink in “bebida: milkshake de chocolate”. Tamarind-lime bitters mirror his tart sarcasm from “MDS EU ODEIO O TWITTER”, while smoked yakisoba syrup honors his go-to comfort food from the same trivia thread. Finally, a starlit glitter mist captures the goth theatrics of “se deixar flopar morre” and keeps the cocktail experimental yet decadent.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin best fits Ezekiel. He revels in transgression and calculated infiltration, as bragged in “depois de ameaçar sequestrar… eu consegui me infiltrar entre aqueles que estão infectados com a doença calebiriana”, which is quintessentially resourceful and cunning. He courts notoriety and status—“fui cancelado” and “gente faço o dia desse fã ou não?”—hinting at an ambition for attention even if it courts controversy. Even his plea to follow him off-platform, “se o twt cair ta aqui sigam me os bons”, shows a pragmatic instinct for self-preservation and leading a core group. These traits align far more with Slytherin’s strategic mindset than with the other houses.
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*No Children* - The Mountain Goats
No Children captures Ezekiel’s macabre humor and self-aware melodrama, echoing lines like “if you marry me would you bury me?” and the irreverent manifesto “depois de ameaçar sequestrar… eu consegui me infiltrar…”. The song’s bitter romance suits their goth-tinged flair for chaotic storytelling, such as declaring “gente que porra eh essa tao me censurando”. Its collapse-and-laugh energy also matches their delight in aesthetic shifts like “eu #amo mudar o icon”, spotlighting a persona that thrives in dramatic transformation.
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