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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fearless: She openly states 'EU PULEI DE BANG JUMPING' and plans extreme nights ('hoje vou tomar 27 shots e 3 beats'), which shows a real appetite for risky, bold experiences.
- Authentic: Her timeline mixes tenderness ('eu sinto sim muita saudade de você') with insults and swearwords, proving she doesn't hide feelings behind a curated mask.
- Loyal Friend: Recurring mentions of the same people — especially Mayara ('eu e a mayara todos os dias') and Gabi ('a gabi caiu dentro da piscina ajuda') — show she invests in her friend group.
- Witty: Her timeline brims with punchy one-liners and comedic outrage ('bah meu segue teu rumo vai viver aproveitar a juventude só fica em casa igual uma bactéria SAI DAQUI'), which demonstrates sharp, humorous instincts.
- Passionate: From politics ('até o kim kataguiri votou contra essa pec irmão') to music and cinema ('preciso ver esse no cinema'), she engages fiercely with what she cares about.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Plans like 'hoje vou tomar 27 shots e 3 beats' and dramatic exclamations imply short-term decision making that can cause trouble.
- Overdramatic: Frequent theatrical phrases — 'vou ali me matar e ja volto', 'vou enlouquecer' — suggest a tendency to escalate emotions for effect.
- Profane: Her blunt insults ('vai tomar no cu keven', 'inacreditável mano tu merece tudo de ruim') can burn bridges or alienate more sensitive people.
- Restless: Repeated complaints about living situation ('eu preciso me mudar meu deus cara não da mais pra viver assim') show low tolerance for stagnation and discomfort.
- Reactive: Quick-to-react political and personal callouts ('bem que dizem que homem tem que nascer e ir pra cadeia até provar que pode conviver em sociedade vsf') indicate she often responds emotionally before reflecting.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart is the best match because Sara shares his mischievous, rebellious energy, knack for profanity, and love for instant chaos: her tweets like 'vai tomar no cu keven' and 'vou ali me matar e ja volto' mirror Bart's irreverence and theatrical stunts. Both are experts at provoking, embarrassing authority (Sara calling out campus annoyances or politicians) while still being deeply social and attached to their friend crew, the way Bart clings to Milhouse and his scooter‑gang fun.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
ESFP fits best: she is extraverted (constantly posting party plans, friend moments and public reactions: 'eu e a mayara todos os dias', 'quando vão começar a puxar meu saco pq eu tenho piscina em casa'), sensing and present-focused (savouring immediate experiences like 'EU PULEI DE BANG JUMPING' and complaining about 'open energético e gelo' prices), feeling-led (emotional confessions such as 'eu sinto sim muita saudade de você' and moral callouts like 'até o kim kataguiri votou contra essa pec irmão'), and perceiving in her spontaneous, adaptable life ('aposto meu cu que esse final de semana vai ser uma merda', 'DESAFIO: estudar na sexta'). Together these tweets paint a sociable, visceral, impulsive performer — classic ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Hey, I heard you have a pool — fancy testing whether I can swim as well as you make hearts flutter?
- You jumped bungee, I’ll jump into your DMs — fair trade? 'EU PULEI DE BANG JUMPING' seems like a good reference point.
- Call me Mayara for a night and I’ll be your favorite ficante; you already said 'me chama de gato que eu sou sua' so I'm practicing.
- If kisses were kreteks, I’d hoard the menthol just to be the reason you say 'depois que reformularam o kretek de menta eu nunca mais fui a mesma.'
- We could be the 'bissexual mais performática' duo — auditions start with coffee and end with 27 shots, per your playbook.
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Sara — queer, redhead, UFRGS student from Belém Velho. Pool-owner, indie playlists & chaotic nights; bungee jumper, proud bb, and politics‑obsessed. 'You are the light' energy, all day long. DMs open for memes & bad movie recs.– @portalfaeries
Your signature cocktail
Belém Velho Shake
The 'Belém Velho Shake' is a fizzy, punchy mix that nods to her party habits ('hoje vou tomar 27 shots e 3 beats') and her gripe about 'open energético e gelo', hence the energy drink splash and crushed ice. Passion fruit adds an indie‑tropical twist matching her love of local shows and warm nights ('to toda arrepiada pqp isso aqui ta muito bom' with Spotify links), while the spirit choice reflects her flexible, anything‑goes approach to fun. It's loud, slightly dangerous and irresistibly social — much like her feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Sara fits Gryffindor for her boldness, impulsive courage and dramatic flair: she boasts 'EU PULEI DE BANG JUMPING' and routinely dives into risky nights ('hoje vou tomar 27 shots e 3 beats'). She openly stands up and calls out people and politics ('até o kim kataguiri votou contra essa pec irmão', 'vai tomar no cu ufrgs'), which feels like Gryffindor moral courage more than quiet calculation. Her impulsive tirades and theatrical defiance show she values action and being true to herself, even if it gets messy.
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Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
This anthem of queer flirtation and unapologetic attraction fits Sara's timeline: she celebrates being bisexual ('ME ACEITARAMM VAI TER RUIVA BISSEXUAL...'), flirts openly ('me chama de gato que eu sou sua') and yearns for chaotic romantic energy ('que época boa pqp preciso de uma mulher bem louca pra infernizar a minha vida de novo'). The song's bold, confessional tone matches her performative, sensual tweets.
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