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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Wade's constant creation of art and scenarios for their favorite characters, like 'One day I’ll write about Mulligan and Hosea bathing together,' shows their imaginative mind.
- Passionate: Their intense love for characters like Hosea and Huck, expressed in tweets like 'I REALLY WANT MY TONGUE IN HIS ASS💔💔💔,' highlights their deep emotional investment in their interests.
- Humorous: Wade's tweets, such as 'My penis just backflipped,' display a quirky sense of humor that adds levity to their chaotic personality.
- Loyal: They frequently defend their favorite characters and friends, as seen in 'I stand by my canceled wife' and their callouts of problematic behavior.
- Resourceful: Using '7 butt shots of Hosea' as drawing references demonstrates their ability to creatively solve problems.
Weaknesses:
- Overdramatic: Tweets like 'I’d kill myself in front of someone if they did this to me' show a tendency to react with extreme language.
- Oversharing: Their tweet 'On the toilet again it’s liquid and it also won’t come out' reflects a lack of filter in what they share online.
- Impulsive: Their frequent emotional outbursts, such as 'IM DONE IM DELETING THIS APP,' suggest a tendency to act or speak without much forethought.
- Fixated: Their singular focus on certain characters, like Hosea, leads to frustration ('Watching my follower count go down after daring to speak about any of my other f/os besides Hosea').
- Chaotic: Eating fish from creeks and digging in the trash for snacks shows a disregard for conventional norms or safety.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Wade’s chaotic energy, humor, and tendency to overshare align with Bart Simpson’s personality. Bart’s mischievous antics mirror Wade’s tweets about eating fish from creeks or using 'butt shots' as drawing references. Both have a knack for pushing boundaries while remaining endearing through their humor and loyalty to loved ones.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Wade’s introspective and imaginative nature aligns with the INFP personality type. Their creative tweets, like 'One day I’ll write about Mulligan and Hosea bathing together,' show their idealistic and artistic tendencies. Their emotional depth and loyalty to loved ones, as seen in 'Update dad hung around while I slept in his bed before he went to work ^^,' reflect the INFP’s caring side. However, their dramatic outbursts and chaotic humor add a unique twist to this personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you Hosea Matthews? Because I’ve been obsessed with you longer than I realized.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet, or should I send another about Huck?
- Are you a butt shot of Hosea? Because you’re the perfect reference for my heart.
- If I were Nick Rye, I’d fly straight into your heart.
- Are you Far Cry 5? Because I’d play you all day long.
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Your new Twitter bio
🦊 Wade/Eugene • 17 • they/buck | Old man enthusiast & chaotic creative | RDR, Fallout, Arcane, Yume | Drawing, writing, & oversharing since forever | Obsessed with Hosea Matthews | Priv: @fawnsight– @portergage0
Your signature cocktail
Hosea’s Freckled Mule
This cocktail reflects Wade’s love for Hosea Matthews and their chaotic yet charming personality. The whiskey represents the rugged Wild West, while the ginger beer adds a fiery kick, much like Wade’s dramatic tweets. Orange bitters symbolize their creative flair, and the crushed ice adds a refreshing touch, perfect for their quirky energy.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Wade fits into Hufflepuff due to their loyalty, creativity, and deep care for their friends and interests. Their tweet 'Update dad hung around while I slept in his bed before he went to work ^^' shows their appreciation for relationships. They also defend their friends and fandoms fiercely, as in 'Please block me if you’re gonna continue to follow them.' Their chaotic nature and humor add a unique twist to the typical Hufflepuff personality.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
This song’s rebellious, chaotic energy encapsulates Wade’s personality. Their dramatic tweets, like 'IM DONE IM DELETING THIS APP,' and their unapologetic love for their interests align with the song’s defiant tone. The lyrics about teenage angst and individuality resonate with Wade’s 17-year-old perspective.
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