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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Her tweet 'newborns are so funny like wtf do you mean you’re 30 seconds old and have no idea about the political state of america right now' shows her sharp, observational humor.
- Authentic: She values individuality, as seen in 'letting everyone know i absolutely refuse to follow any trends.'
- Culturally Aware: Her passion for films like 'There Will Be Blood, District 9, and The Thing being my top 3 on letterboxd' demonstrates her appreciation for cinema.
- Playful: Her suggestion of a first date at the American Girl Doll store in 'i need to feel free again' reflects her whimsical side.
- Self-Aware: She balances humor with introspection, as shown in 'i’m not ugly, i’m not pretty, but a secret third thing.'
Weaknesses:
- Overthinking: Her tweet 'idk if i’m just really bad at social cues but i’ve never once been flirted with before' suggests she may overanalyze social interactions.
- Self-Critical: She often pokes fun at herself, as in 'middle school would’ve been more fun if i wasn’t ugly as shit,' which can hint at underlying insecurities.
- Cynical: Her humor can lean toward cynicism, as seen in 'everyone’s scared about kids being groomed by a cartoon while i was watching old shane dawson vids at the age of 10.'
- Impulsive: Her tweet 'maybe this $15.99 purchase will help me turn my life around' shows a tendency for impulsive decisions.
- Social Fatigue: She expresses a desire to 'start over and only keep the real ones as followers,' which suggests occasional overwhelm with social media.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Evelyn’s wit, cultural awareness, and occasional cynicism make her a match for Lisa Simpson. Her love for niche knowledge, like 'googling how paper is made,' mirrors Lisa’s intellectual curiosity. Evelyn’s introspective humor, such as 'idk if i’m just really bad at social cues,' aligns with Lisa’s self-reflective nature. Both characters balance humor with depth and have a strong sense of individuality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Evelyn’s introspective and value-driven personality aligns with the INFP type. Her tweet 'i’m not ugly, i’m not pretty, but a secret third thing' shows her self-awareness and unique perspective. INFPs are known for their creativity and deep feelings, reflected in her love for films and her whimsical ideas like a first date at the American Girl Doll store. Her occasional social struggles, like 'idk if i’m just really bad at social cues,' also align with the INFP’s introspective nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an American Girl Doll? Because I’d let you take me on a first date to wherever you want.
- Are you Paul Thomas Anderson’s filmography? Because I could spend my life studying you.
- You must be a Waffle House, because I’m drawn to your charming chaos.
- Are you a fig newton? Because I never thought I’d love something so unexpectedly delightful.
- Are you a fox? Because you’re clever, beautiful, and impossible not to admire.
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Michigan-based humorist navigating life one absurd observation at a time | Fig Newton enjoyer, film lover, and Waffle House chaos enthusiast | Seeking the psychosexual connection of a lifetime | DM me if you know Paul Thomas Anderson’s filmography.– @portiaspetrat
Your signature cocktail
The Quirky Cinephile
The 'Quirky Cinephile' reflects Evelyn’s blend of whimsy and depth. Amaretto represents her sweet yet unique personality, while cold brew coffee adds a bold, introspective kick, like her tweet 'i’m not ugly, i’m not pretty, but a secret third thing.' Cinnamon syrup gives it a warm, nostalgic touch, perfect for her love of films and quirky humor. Whipped cream on top mirrors her playful side, as seen in 'for a first date just honestly take me to the american girl doll store.'
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Evelyn’s intellectual curiosity, as demonstrated by 'who up researching nixtamalization and other ancient mesoamerican practices,' aligns with Ravenclaw traits. Her love for films and cultural literacy, like her tweet about Paul Thomas Anderson, reflects a Ravenclaw’s appreciation for knowledge and creativity. Additionally, her introspective humor, such as 'i’m not ugly, i’m not pretty, but a secret third thing,' shows the wit and self-awareness often found in this house.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
This song’s blend of self-deprecating humor and longing for connection matches Evelyn’s personality. Her tweet 'middle school would’ve been more fun if i wasn’t ugly as shit' reflects the song’s themes of teenage awkwardness. The line 'i’m not ugly, i’m not pretty, but a secret third thing' echoes the song’s embrace of individuality. Evelyn’s mix of humor and vulnerability makes this an anthem for her vibe.
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