portlygrub
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Hosting an origami program and sharing his creations, like 'Had my origami program at the library today,' shows a flair for creativity.
- Humorous: Tweets like 'Feel like a rat in New York that can’t do anything right' reveal his ability to find humor in everyday situations.
- Advocative: His tweet 'I #love watching my civil rights being stripped away right before my eyes as a transgender Iowan' reflects his passion for social justice.
- Empathetic: His appreciation for his mom's Christmas decorations ('Im going to cry I love her') shows his emotional and caring nature.
- Playful: Getting wiped out by kids in Mario Party ('Played Mario Party with kids at my work') highlights his fun-loving personality.
Weaknesses:
- Distracted: Forgetting about the eclipse despite being awake ('Forgot about the eclipse last night') suggests occasional absent-mindedness.
- Overreactive: Tweets like 'So tired of people not understanding 4 way stops. I’m going to start T boning mother fuckers at top speeds.' show a tendency to exaggerate frustrations.
- Procrastination: His tweet 'I have to write a 6 page paper over something idgaf about' hints at struggles with motivation for uninteresting tasks.
- Impulsive: Tweeting 'Why am I being contacted by a university in Philadelphia… don’t tempt me' shows a readiness to jump into decisions without much thought.
- Self-deprecating: Feeling like a 'rat in New York that can’t do anything right' reflects occasional harsh self-criticism.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Dane shares Milhouse’s mix of awkwardness, humor, and relatability. Milhouse’s quirky misadventures, like sleeping on a dog bed ('Halfway through the night I realized I was sleeping on a dog bed'), mirror Dane’s ability to laugh at himself. Both have an endearing way of turning everyday frustrations, like snow or fire alarms ('Hate driving in the snow'), into comedic moments. Dane’s sentimental side, seen in his love for his mom’s Christmas decorations, matches Milhouse’s emotional core.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Dane’s introspective and empathetic nature aligns with INFP traits. His advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights ('I #love watching my civil rights being stripped away right before my eyes') shows his idealistic values. Tweets like 'Im going to cry I love her' highlight his emotional depth and appreciation for meaningful connections. His creative pursuits, like origami ('Had my origami program at the library today'), reflect the imaginative side of INFPs. Dane’s self-deprecating humor ('Feel like a rat in New York that can’t do anything right') fits their tendency for introspection and relatability.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an origami fold? Because you're the perfect piece to complete my life puzzle.
- Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machine? Because you're a ruby red squirt, and I'm obsessed.
- Are you a snow leopard? Because you’ve captured my attention and my heart completely.
- Do you play Mario Party? Because I’d let you win every time just to see you smile.
- Are you a fire alarm? Because you’ve got my heart racing every day.
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Your new Twitter bio
Origami enthusiast, LGBTQ+ advocate, gamer, and absurd humor connoisseur | 19, he/him | Once mistook a dog bed for a cot | Fighting Iowa winters and fire alarms daily | DM for origami tips or gaming rants!– @portlygrub
Your signature cocktail
Ruby Red Blizzard
The 'Ruby Red Blizzard' captures Dane’s quirky and refreshing personality. Ruby Red Squirt reflects his obsession ('Kum & Go has been out of ruby red squirt for a week'), while crushed ice symbolizes his struggles with Iowa winters ('Hate driving in the snow'). Mint syrup adds a cool twist, like his humor in 'Feel like a rat in New York that can’t do anything right.' It’s a drink that’s bold, unique, and perfect for someone with Dane’s vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Dane’s empathy, creativity, and unassuming nature make him a perfect Hufflepuff. His appreciation for his mom decorating his apartment ('Im going to cry I love her') shows his sentimental side. Hosting an origami program at the library ('Had my origami program at the library today') reflects the Hufflepuff values of patience and dedication. His humorous, self-deprecating tweets, like 'Feel like a rat in New York that can’t do anything right,' align with the house’s grounded and relatable traits. He’s more about quiet loyalty than Gryffindor bravado or Ravenclaw intellectualism.
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Born This Way - Lady Gaga
This empowering anthem suits Dane’s advocacy for LGBTQ+ rights, as seen in tweets like 'PLEASE MAKE GAY PEOPLE REAL!' His tweet 'I #love watching my civil rights being stripped away right before my eyes as a transgender Iowan' reflects the song’s themes of resilience and identity. The playful tone of tweets like 'Men only want me for my vintage Shaun the Sheep wrist watch' aligns with Gaga’s bold and quirky energy. It’s a song that celebrates individuality, much like Dane’s Twitter presence.
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