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Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson is known for his love of beer, constant laziness, and occasional existential angst, which aligns with the user's frequent mentions of alcohol and self‑despair. The tweet "drinking heavily or heavily drinking [picture]" mirrors Homer's classic line about "Mmm… beer" and his tendency to overindulge. Their nihilistic humor, such as "trying not to kill myself over it all [picture]" and "why does alcohol taste like poison if it's like the opposite thing [picture]", echoes Homer's frequent moments of despair and dark jokes. The user's random pop‑culture rants, like "Megalopolis might be the best movie of the decade [picture]", reflect Homer's habit of spouting off absurd opinions. Finally, the casual, bodily humor in "the best part of getting off work is just farting the entire drive home [picture]" is very much in line with Homer's crude comedic style.

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The user’s tweets are heavily introspective and self‑focused, such as "trying not to kill myself over it all" and "i’m really struggling here," indicating introversion. Their frequent abstract musings and hypothetical questions—"why does alcohol taste like poison if it’s like the opposite thing" and "the second mouse gets the cheese, sure. but the first mouse gets to die"—show a preference for intuition. Emotional and value‑driven statements like "will my parents ever grow the fuck up" and "i love seeing this" point to feeling over thinking. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured style—"i’ve been playing the Microsoft Edge surfing game at work for 45 minutes straight" and "i think it’s time to get into smoking"—suggests a perceiving orientation.

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Kansas City engineer, meme curator & movie junkie. Once dubbed myself a 'Stanley Tucci kind of man' and imagined a song called 'Jumper'.– @portugack

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The KC Nightcap captures Pack's mix of dark introspection and sardonic humor. A base of bourbon mirrors the heavy drinking vibe seen in 'drinking heavily or heavily drinking [picture]'. Coffee liqueur adds the bitter, late‑night melancholy echoed in 'trying not to kill myself over it all [picture]'. Coconut cream nods to the Filipino side of the user, as they said 'I drink corona to connect with my filipino side [picture]'. A jalapeño‑infused simple syrup brings the scorching Kansas City heat they complain about: 'it's too fucking hot out. this is why kc sucks, it can never get the temperature right [picture]'. The splash of lime adds a sharp, sarcastic edge, reflecting the line 'the only thing that's real is right now, why wouldn't i be rushing [picture]'.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently questions everyday phenomena, showing a love for insight, as seen in "why does alcohol taste like poison if it's like the opposite thing" and "why does this not exist for humans???". Their curiosity extends to cultural and artistic topics, like noting "Megalopolis might be the best movie of the decade" and mentioning "the new ryan leahan album is incredible". They display a reflective, analytical mindset in tweets such as "the second mouse gets the cheese, sure. but the first mouse gets to die", indicating a thoughtful, strategic perspective. Their academic background and self‑awareness, highlighted by "I have a whole engineering masters degree and an engineering job and I still find myself cutting and laminating paper for hours at work", underscores a value placed on knowledge and learning. Overall, the combination of wit, curiosity, and a drive to understand the world aligns best with the Ravenclaw traits of wisdom and intellect.

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The user’s tweets repeatedly convey a sense of bleak existentialism and feeling out of place, such as "trying not to kill myself over it all" and "i was dead today," which mirrors the melancholy of "Mad World"’s refrain "All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces." Their dark humor about life’s absurdities—e.g., "it's funny everyone calls voldemort Lord" and "the second mouse gets the cheese, sure. but the first mouse gets to die"—echoes the song’s chorus about a world that seems crazy and senseless. The line "I find it kind of funny" in the song matches the user’s sarcastic tone about everyday frustrations like "why does alcohol taste like poison if it's like the opposite thing." Their constant rumination on loneliness and yearning for connection, seen in "my one friend is leaving for a month. guess I'll die" and "i'm really struggling here," aligns with the song’s theme of isolation and longing for meaning.

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