Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic discernment: Demonstrates a refined eye for aesthetics and design, from criticizing "new p3 key art" to analyzing the "divergence" of their own art style.
- Subcultural literacy: Possesses deep knowledge of niche internet history, referencing "mid to late 2010s" web culture and the "altrite grouping" of past creators.
- Financial prudence: Maintains a sensible approach to transactions, warning others to "Never send through friends and family" and refusing to pay "vile" inflated prices on Mercari.
- Work-life resilience: Shows an impressive ability to manage high-pressure schedules, having "survived a day of work followed by a rave" with minimal sleep.
- Emotional self-awareness: Highly attuned to their internal state, documenting the "mood swings between hyper and depressive" and identifying when a "depression dip is over."
Weaknesses:
- Academic procrastination: Admits to poor study habits, such as "grinding 200 pages of material for an exam in a day" instead of consistent preparation.
- Erratic emotional regulation: Frequently expresses feeling overwhelmed, describing a state of "screaming into a wall really loud" or being "hyper and mad at the same time."
- Sleep deprivation: Engages in unhealthy sleep patterns, like "waking up at 3am just to go on a binge of delusion" and imagining things.
- Impulse control issues: Explicitly lists "spending impulse" and "mischief/evil" as variables constantly running in their head.
- Social passivity: Acknowledges a disconnect between their real-life boldness and a "passivity online" that prevents them from speaking up.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Mii embodies the 'cool, cynical' version of Lisa Simpson, balancing a deep passion for niche subcultures with a sharp, often world-weary critique of social trends. Like Lisa, they aren't afraid to call out 'westoid bs' or 'puritan' internet culture, famously tweeting, “i was talkin back in 2015/2016 how they were never in the altrite grouping... They always been darkwoke lol”. They share Lisa's intellectual moodiness and occasional feelings of alienation, noting, “My body is full of sadness today” and “I wonder how many more times I have it in me to push through it through sheer will”. Their appreciation for eclectic art and music, from Cocteau Twins to Pathologic 3, mirrors Lisa’s own sophisticated, slightly outsider tastes.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Mii demonstrates Introversion through a self-described “passivity online” compared to their inner thoughts and a bio stating they are “mostly off the twt rn.” Their Intuition is evident in their focus on abstract self-reflection, such as worrying about “art style’s divergence” and frequent “binge of delusion and imagining things.” The Feeling trait is prominent as they openly navigate intense emotional fluctuations, noting their “body is full of sadness” or feeling like they are “screaming into a wall.” Finally, a Perceiving preference is shown through their self-identified “scatterbrain” nature and a lifestyle defined by “spending impulse, autistic loudness... and whimsy.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an official Apple lightning cable? Because I’m a total iPhone and I'd never push you out for being too 'trad'.
- I promise I’m more reliable than a Mercari JP listing—I’d never overprice my heart, and unlike those Osiris shoes, you’re a total steal.
- Is your name Jane? Because you’ve been carrying my entire spring, and honestly, you’re the only good thing since the glaggle resurgence.
- I’m not a Physics person, but I can definitely feel some serious gravity pulling me toward your 'evil transmasc twink triad' energy.
- If we were in Pathologic 3, I’d spend all my coins just to make sure your sadness meter stays at zero—no 'doing bad' stage on my watch.
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28 | EU. Navigating the intersection of J-fashion, modern art, and the occasional rave. Dedicated to slow-cooked desserts and the preservation of oolong tea.– @porubyrabbit
Your signature cocktail
The Darkwoke Glaggle-Gimlet
This cocktail captures a chaotic soul who is “hyper and mad at the same time” while navigating the “kys road” of modern existence. The oolong syrup provides a comforting base because “oolong smell soothes my nostrils”, contrasting sharply with the bitter absinthe that mirrors their “mischief/evil, obsession, whimsy, and violence”. It is served in a thrifted glass to protest how late gen z “depopified” the market, ensuring the drink feels as authentic as an “oldhead dessert”. Finally, the charcoal coloring reflects someone who has “always been darkwoke”, making it the perfect beverage for an “evil transmasc twink triad entity” to sip at the function.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mii demonstrates a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, frequently navigating life with a mix of mischief and strategic social awareness. Their self-description of having a mind for “mischief/evil, obsession, whimsy, and violence” aligns with the darker, more ambitious side of Slytherin, while they openly admit that “ykw i actually need to be even more annoying” to get what they want. They value curated aesthetics and niche status, lamenting how a local audience “depopified” their fashion interests by driving up prices. This combination of being “straightforward boldness of thought irl” and forming an “evil transmasc twink triad entity” to scheme at functions highlights a classic Slytherin preference for tight-knit, influential social circles and a sharp, cynical wit.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
Mii is an avid fan of Lorde, explicitly stating that the “upcoming Lorde release is gonna be my szn”. The song's themes of emotional volatility and feeling like 'too much' resonate with their frequent admissions of extreme mood shifts, such as when they describe “the way my mood swings between hyper and depressive rn is insane”. They often post about feeling isolated or overwhelmed, noted when they feel like they are “screaming into a wall really loud rn”. Despite this internal turmoil, they maintain a sharp, self-aware sense of humor regarding their “autistic loudness and excitement, depression, mischief/evil, obsession, whimsy, and violence”. Liability perfectly captures this blend of deep-seated sadness and the bold, idiosyncratic personality of someone who identifies as an “evil transmasc twink”.
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