
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically aware, and a bit disillusioned with how careless people can be. This user frequently calls out misinformation and low media literacy, e.g. “Media literacy is DEAD” and “Me when I spread misinformation with 0 proof, possibly tarnishing the og creator’s reputation 😐”, which fits Lisa’s critical, fact-focused personality. They’re engaged with social and political issues in Puerto Rico, like gentrification and displacement in “It makes me very sad honestly how people in the comments genuinely don’t even consider how harmful gentrification and displacement is…” and policy talk in “Not enough people talk about the Jones act tbh.”, mirroring Lisa’s activism. At the same time, they show anxiety, burnout, and feeling out of place in high school (“My hs experience rn. Im scared for how it’ll get worse 😀” and “My burnout landed on simulanka 😐”), which aligns with Lisa’s recurring struggles with stress and isolation. Their love of niche media and fandoms, such as Miraculous in “I MADE IT IN THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM 🥹🙂↕️” and music references like “HOLY SHIT MIRACLE MUSICAL?”, also reflects Lisa’s artistic, somewhat offbeat interests.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are reactive quote-tweets and commentary rather than initiating big social plans, and they often sound like an observer of others’ behavior, e.g. “I have yet to have someone reply unfortunately” and “My hs experience rn. Im scared for how it’ll get worse 😀”, which suggests some social fatigue and inward focus. Their strong interest in social issues, patterns, and implications over pure concrete facts points to Intuition: they talk about gentrification and displacement in a big-picture way in “It makes me very sad honestly how people in the comments genuinely don’t even consider how harmful gentrification and displacement is” and critique systems like the Jones Act in “Not enough people talk about the Jones act tbh. Tampoco entiendo la gente que la defiende”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking; even when they’re being critical, it’s rooted in personal values and empathy, as in “But they’re american so they matter more than any other child from a third world country 😐” and “I wish I were treated like I was stupid in general 💔”, showing concern for fairness and emotional impact. Their style is more spontaneous and reactive than structured, which suggests Perceiving: they bounce between fandoms, politics, language, and jokes (e.g. “I MADE IT IN THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM 🥹🙂↕️” and “Not me realizing that a version of my game is officially lost media”) without any obvious long-term organizational theme. Overall, a values-driven, introspective, idealistic tone with emotional commentary on social issues and media fits INFP better than nearby types like INFJ (less structured, more meme/stream-of-consciousness) or ENFP (less outwardly high-energy and socially focused).

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16 • Puerto Rican dev + media nerd. Once lost a game build to ‘officially lost media’ status. Opinions on gentrification, games, and grammar.– @Porygon_Axolotl

Your signature cocktail
The Bad Apple Burnout Fizz mixes bright Caribbean flavors with a quietly serious kick, just like a teen from San Juan who loves media literacy debates and Miraculous fandom chaos. The hibiscus–infused white rum nods to their Puerto Rican roots and vivid personality, while the guava juice brings the sweet, slightly chaotic energy of posts like “I MADE IT IN THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM 🥹🙂↕️”. A sharp squeeze of lime mirrors their correcting-people vibe in “No es ni “me either”, es “me neither” 😭” and the way they dissect misinformation in “Me when I spread misinformation with 0 proof, possibly tarnishing the og creator’s reputation 😐”. Sparkling water lightens the drink’s mood, reflecting their playful fascination with things like “I <3 anything bad apple related 🥹” and game dev posts about lost media in “Not me realizing that a version of my game is officially lost media (RSP 1.1.1 android apk)”. Finally, a dash of bitter amaro represents their frustration with gentrification and US-centric attitudes, as seen in “It makes me very sad honestly how people in the comments genuinely don’t even consider how harmful gentrification and displacement is.” and “But they’re american so they matter more than any other child from a third world country 😐”, giving the cocktail a thoughtful, slightly bitter finish beneath the fizz.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong analytical streak and focus on reasoning, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw. For example, they break down a technical issue by explaining what “NaN” means and inferring what went wrong in a system: “It says nan which means ‘not a number’. Im guessing they somehow voted everyone something invalid (aka not a number) which fucked up everyones ranks”. They also demonstrate media literacy concerns and critical thinking, criticizing how information is handled online in tweets like “Media literacy is DEAD” and “Me when I spread misinformation with 0 proof, possibly tarnishing the og creator’s reputation 😐”. Their attention to linguistic correctness and nuance, as in “No es ni ‘me either’, es ‘me neither’ 😭”, further reflects a Ravenclaw-style preoccupation with language and knowledge. Even when talking about politics and economics, they take a nuanced, analytical position rather than a purely emotional one, such as in “Estoy de acuerdo en parte, pero realmente mo creo que saldríamos bien independientes (precisamente por la dependencia que tenemos de EE.UU.)”. While they clearly care about fairness and social issues, the consistent pattern of critical analysis, explanation, and correction of misinformation points most strongly to Ravenclaw over the other houses.

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The best-fitting song is bad apple!! because they explicitly say they "<3 anything bad apple related 🥹" in “I <3 anything bad apple related 🥹”, showing a direct emotional attachment to that track’s aesthetic and vibe. The song’s themes of confusion, burnout, and feeling overwhelmed match their posts about school and stress, like “My burnout landed on simulanka 😐” and “My hs experience rn. Im scared for how it’ll get worse 😀”. bad apple!! is also deeply embedded in online and fandom culture, which aligns with them being active in spaces like Genshin and Miraculous, as seen in “I MADE IT IN THE MIRACULOUS FANDOM 🥹🙂↕️” and “As a genshin player, yes it can?”. Finally, the song’s mix of melancholy and energy mirrors their blend of political frustration and dark humor in tweets like “Media literacy is DEAD” and “Not enough people talk about the Jones act tbh.”.

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