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Shinzo Abe Lincoln's sharp wit, cynical outlook, and relentless pursuit of his own agenda, often at the expense of others, make him a perfect match for Sideshow Bob. He frequently criticizes political figures and policies, often with a sarcastic and biting tone, much like Bob's constant schemes to outsmart the Simpsons. His tweet 'This is the most depressing shit honestly [picture] [quoted tweet]' reflects Bob's own sense of frustration and bitterness towards the world. Like Bob, Shinzo Abe Lincoln seems to have a deep-seated resentment towards those in power, particularly those he perceives as being dishonest or corrupt. His tweet 'Honestly quite refreshing to see Starmer finally softening his stance on MPs to his left [picture] [quoted tweet]' shows his disdain for the political establishment and his willingness to call out hypocrisy, a trait that Sideshow Bob embodies.

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Gerontophobe, anti-establishment, and lover of all things sarcastic. I'm here to challenge the status quo and make you think. Follow me for hot takes, political commentary, and occasional saxophone solos.– @PosadistPaul

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Shinzo Abe Lincoln's sharp wit, ambition, and cunning, combined with his willingness to challenge authority and his focus on self-interest, make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. He is not afraid to speak his mind, even if it means going against the grain, as seen in his frequent criticisms of the Labour Party and his strong opinions on housing policies. His ambition is evident in his desire for change and his willingness to challenge the status quo. He also displays a cunning intelligence in his use of sarcasm and irony to make his points, showing a Slytherin-like ability to manipulate language to his advantage. His tweet 'If the options are 'rent a room in a houseshare where you don't pick your housemates' or 'buy a house and get paid rent by your housemates, who you also get to choose', I think anyone but the most avowed Maoist would pick the latter [picture] [quoted tweet]' demonstrates his cunning and ambition, highlighting his desire to achieve personal gain through strategic maneuvering.

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Shinzo Abe Lincoln's rebellious spirit, his criticism of the political establishment, and his frustration with the current state of the world, make him a perfect match for 'London Calling' by The Clash. The song's lyrics reflect a sense of social and political unrest, a feeling that is echoed in Shinzo Abe Lincoln's tweets. He frequently criticizes the government and political figures, often using strong language and expressing his frustration with the status quo, just as The Clash does in 'London Calling'. His tweet 'This is the most depressing shit honestly [picture] [quoted tweet]' reflects the song's themes of disillusionment and despair. Like The Clash, Shinzo Abe Lincoln seems to be a bit of a cynic, often expressing frustration with the state of the world but ultimately choosing to fight for change. His tweet 'Honestly low key kind of agree with this, especially if you're Zone 4 or further. Might as well just move to Reading and take the fast train to central if there's an occasion, save a few grand a year [picture] [quoted tweet]' shows his willingness to challenge the status quo and find solutions to the problems he sees, a trait that defines The Clash's music.

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