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Your Simpsons character
Bart fits best: prankish, theatrical, fandom-friendly and a little rebellious. The toe-unlock stunt, loud notification choices and cosplay antics are Bart-level mischief, while the user's warm loyalty to their clique and propensity to rile people up mirror Bart's mix of troublemaking and affection. They like to stoke reactions and defend controversial fun, much like Bart's confrontational humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP fits both their self-report and behavior: the bio literally says 'ISTP', and their feed shows hands-on tinkering ('Made a P1 cosplay!!', 'Postal 1997 painting', 'I just set up the fingerprint unlock thingy so I can unlock my phone with my toe') which points to Introverted Sensing and practical problem-solving; they focus on sensory, present-moment activities (S) like painting and cosplaying rather than abstract theorizing; their blunt, pragmatic takes and sharp reactions — 'There's NO WAY the parents didn't know... I don't think the AI's at fault' — show Thinking over Feeling in public judgment; and their spontaneous, playful posts and flexible schedule ('I have school tomorrow and I can't sleep', midnight gaming, spur-of-the-moment asks for games) show a Perceiving streak. Examples: introversion/social selectivity in 'Good morning twitter, does anyone want to join our small postal discord server? I promise we won't bite!', sensing/tactile craft in 'Postal 1997 painting Acrylic and oil paint 40x50', thinking in 'You shouldn't agree with what they did, but it's completely fine to like them as a character.', and perceiving in 'I just set up the fingerprint unlock thingy so I can unlock my phone with my toe.'

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Satanist & ISTP | Crafting cosplays, weird art & chaotic playlists | Postal, Deltarune, Dexter stan | Pan, queer-built discord dad | SOAD-head going to the show 18.07.26 — commissions/open DMs for props– @postalncorpses

Your signature cocktail
This tongue-in-cheek, loud cocktail reflects their mix of dark taste and playful spectacle: black vodka nods to the satanist/edgy vibe, cherry liqueur brings a pop of fandom-friendly sweetness (think Postal's gore-to-color), energy drink matches their late-night gaming and concert energy ('I have school tomorrow and I can't sleep.' / 'seeing SOAD 18.07.26!!'), and neon glitter mirrors flashy cosplay painting and 'postal' neon aesthetics. It's loud, a little absurd and undeniably them — equal parts chaos and craft.

Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw suits this user because they display hands-on cleverness, niche obsession and creative problem-solving rather than raw brute force or pure ambition. They focus on crafting and study of fandom details — 'Postal 1997 painting Acrylic and oil paint 40x50' and 'fixating on HSMP, postal, dexter and deltarune' — which reads like Ravenclaw curiosity. Their practical tinkering (toe fingerprint, cosplay builds) mixes creativity with technical skill, a Ravenclaw hallmark. They also defend nuanced tastes — 'You shouldn't agree with what they did, but it's completely fine to like them as a character.' — which shows an analytical, open mind rather than simple loyalty or ruthlessness.

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System Of A Down matters to them (they wrote 'seeing SOAD 18.07.26!!' and lamented 'Hey @Spotify SOAD's Toxicity album is gone'), and 'Toxicity'—angry, cathartic, and fandom-beloved—fits their blend of dark humor, emotional volatility and love of loud music.

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