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The best Simpsons match is Lisa Simpson, especially Lisa in her darker, more introspective episodes. Like Lisa, this user is very self-aware, openly analyzing their mental health and relapse cycles, as seen in “I’m getting in touch with my old friends from php back in 2021, it’s such a good feeling even if my relapse and mental decline is was sparked this nostalgia to begin with lol” and “I need to crash and burn for a while”. Lisa often balances intensity with niche, almost nerdy fixations, similar to this user’s obsession with creepypasta, Jeff the Killer, and blades, reflected in “I’m obsessed with creepypasta and jeff the killer for the first time since 2017…” and “need a blade comparison thread or tierlist or something”. Their bio and tweets show a willingness to confront morbidity and emotional pain head-on, like Lisa in her most emotionally raw storylines, for example when they admit to self-harm in “Had a real cut ‘session’ first time in 3+ years…”. At the same time, they clearly take joy in specific comforts—food moments like “omad was shrimp chaufa and lomo saltado, god bless peruvians that shit was so good” and “Alfajores are unmatched treats i swear. So delicious with coffee.”—which mirrors Lisa’s small but meaningful pleasures and coping mechanisms amid her heavier inner world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their tweets focus on personal experiences and inner struggles rather than social buzz, like the self-harm relapse in “Had a real cut “session” first time in 3+ years…” and the private-feeling reflection in “I’m getting in touch with my old friends from php back in 2021…”, suggesting a small, meaningful circle over broad socializing. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing: even when talking about food or weight, there’s a strong emotional/ideational layer, like the melodramatic, symbolic phrasing in “I need to crash and burn for a while” and the identity-focused rebrand idea in “I’m obsessed with creepypasta and jeff the killer… rebrand my account as jtk of sheďtwt”. Their decisions and self-expression are anchored in feelings and identity, fitting Feeling (F): they frame experiences in terms of emotional impact and self-worth, as in “gained a pound for no fucking reason” and the honest vulnerability of “my relapse and mental decline is was sparked this nostalgia to begin with lol”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they talk about “making up for it” and “crash and burn for a while” in a loose, reactive way rather than with structured plans, like “I’m not gonna beat myself up about it because I’ll have all next week to make up for it” and the spontaneous experimentation in “Hello to a new era… mostly placeholder for now i’ll see what feels most comfortable.”. Overall, the introspective, identity-heavy, emotionally candid, and somewhat unstructured vibe aligns best with INFP.

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Esther | Horror art, creepypasta & coffee-fueled ramblings. Once ate 1.5x my intake for Argentinian food and called it ‘research.’ 18+– @postotally

Your signature cocktail
The dark rum infused with coffee channels their late-night intensity and love for coffee with sweets, echoing their joy that “Alfajores are unmatched treats i swear. So delicious with coffee.”. Pistachio orgeat nods to their softer, niche cravings and specificity in taste, inspired by “Any good pistachio flavored protein bars or similar? I love pistachio”. The dulce de leche cream is a dessert-like layer of comfort drawn from their affection for Latin American food and warmth with family, like “Dad came to visit, we went to an argentinian restaurant… Food was incredible anyway, beef milanesa con puré y mollejas 💖” and “omad was shrimp chaufa and lomo saltado, god bless peruvians that shit was so good”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the morbidity and relapse undertones of their bio and cutting references, such as “Had a real cut ‘session’ first time in 3+ years… Tomorrow i’ll get drunk and see if I have anything good to post” and “I need to crash and burn for a while”. Finally, the lime with chili-salt rim cuts through the sweetness like their sharp, self-aware edge and creepypasta obsession, mirroring “Jeff the killer of shedtwitter. I don’t stray from morbidity and the reality of my disorders, beware.” and their plan to “rebrand my account as jtk of sheďtwt”, making the drink as unsettlingly addictive as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Esther shows a distinctly Slytherin blend of self-destructiveness tied to determination and image-consciousness. Their willingness to frame a serious relapse almost as content, saying they had a cut "session" for the first time in years and that "Tomorrow i’ll get drunk and see if I have anything good to post" “Had a real cut “session” first time in 3+ years. not taking photos because they were shallow as fuck and it’s not worth sharing. Tomorrow i’ll get drunk and see if I have anything good to post”, suggests a dark, performative edge and a drive to make even pain serve a purpose. Calling themself the "Jeff the killer of shedtwitter" and warning others to "beware" in their bio, echoed by the urge to rebrand their whole online persona around a notorious creepypasta figure “I’m obsessed with creepypasta and jeff the killer for the first time since 2017 and im lowkey resisting the urge to rebrand my account as jtk of sheďtwt”, reflects an intentional cultivation of an intimidating, morbid aesthetic that aligns with Slytherin’s flair for image and mystique. Even their approach to weight and intake, like rationalizing overeating with the plan that "I’ll have all next week to make up for it" “Dad came to visit, we went to an argentinian restaurant and of course i ended up eating 1.5x my intake for the day. I’m not gonna beat myself up about it because I’ll have all next week to make up for it.”, shows strategic self-management rather than simple self-acceptance. Their wish for a "blade comparison thread or tierlist" “need a blade comparison thread or tierlist or something” further underlines a calculated, almost systematic engagement with dark interests. Together, these traits—self-preservation through planning, deliberate persona crafting, and a resourceful, if unhealthy, way of turning struggles into identity—fit Slytherin more convincingly than the other houses.

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The song Control by Halsey fits Esther’s dark, self-aware persona and her comfort with morbidity. Her bio, “Jeff the killer of shedtwitter. I don’t stray from morbidity and the reality of my disorders, beware,” mirrors Halsey’s themes of living alongside inner demons rather than hiding them. Tweets like “Had a real cut “session” first time in 3+ years… Tomorrow i’ll get drunk and see if I have anything good to post” and “I need to crash and burn for a while” reflect the song’s struggle with self-destruction and loss of control. Her fascination with creepypasta and horror in “I’m obsessed with creepypasta and jeff the killer… rebrand my account as jtk of sheďtwt” echoes the eerie, almost villainous self-image in the lyrics. At the same time, tweets about food and daily life, like “omad was shrimp chaufa and lomo saltado, god bless peruvians that shit was so good”, show the human vulnerability beneath the dark persona, much like the song’s mix of menace and fragility.

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