Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually curious: Reads and engages with theory and culture, e.g. “yes im reading deleuze for the first time at my big age of 20 so what dont make fun of me” and long-form thoughts on art and morality like “so what this actually means is that the best art is uncomfortably authentic...”.
- Artistic creativity: Frequently makes and shares original art, fanart, and collages, such as “my fanart of laura loomer as inland empire scary face” and “establishing the vibe for 2026 #collage”.
- Analytical thinker: Dissects cultural phenomena and discourse with structured arguments, like in “since we all insist on rehashing disability discourse; every person alive has a duty to themselves...” and “re: disney ai situation, look who was right again lol...”.
- Dark humorist: Uses dark, self-aware humor to process heavy topics, e.g. “dont be afraid to let your body die” and “been looking into how to do diy at home top surgery who wants to be my first test subject”.
- Loyal friend: Expresses open affection and pride in close relationships, as in “special thanks to my Best Friend Kai” and “my best friend forever is so talented wowwwowowowowowow”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile generalizations: Makes sweeping, antagonistic statements about broad groups, like “americans have sick poisoned brains theres no reasoning with them” and “MY ENEMY IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”.
- Provocative edginess: Leans on shocking or inflammatory phrasing that can trivialize trauma, such as “they molested me with the secret starline method that gives you powers” and “people are into performance art because they got touched on/ molested”.
- Self-destructive framing: Jokes and reflections often center on annihilation or despair, e.g. “dont be afraid to let your body die”, “no hope no truth”, and “theres literally nothing left in the world”.
- Aggressive rhetoric: Critiques can shift into personal attacks or contemptuous tone, like “u can tell when trans men only hang out with other trans men... cus they all act like this” and “my fellow transmascs are disgusting whiny little bitches”.
- Alienating extremity: Radical stances and rejection of common moral language (e.g. “we have to abandon evil as a concept altogether.”) plus disdainful takes like “i fear most of u arent interesting enough for this approach to have any artistic merit” can make it hard for others to feel comfortable engaging.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a self-aware, hyper-verbal young person who intellectualizes everything and ties pop culture into moral or philosophical observations, very Lisa-coded. Like Lisa, they’re precociously literary and theoretical, joking about starting Deleuze at 20 in “yes im reading deleuze for the first time at my big age of 20 so what dont make fun of me” and making dense media analyses such as “lana del rey was doing an insane thing in born to die… like nabokov”. They also have a strong moral and political streak but are disillusioned with how others reason, echoing Lisa’s frustrated idealism in tweets like “americans have sick poisoned brains theres no reasoning with them” and “we have to abandon evil as a concept altogether.”. The mix of earnest concern about disability and oppression in “every person alive has a duty to themselves to do their best while keeping their limitations in mind… thats what accommodation as a term is for.” with sardonic humor and alienation about social life in “interacting socially… gives me vaguely the same feeling radfems talk about with ‘misogyny bleeds through the cracks’ but with ableism. theres no hope for autists” is very Lisa-ish. Even their intense artistic and aesthetic focus—fanart, collage, and posts like “art gallery”—fit Lisa’s blend of nerdy overthinking, outsider status, and genuine creativity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: despite being social online, they emphasize feeling alienated and outside normal interaction, e.g. “interacting socially or even witnessing social interactions (even fictionalized) gives me vaguely the same feeling radfems talk about with ‘misogyny bleeds through the cracks’ but with ableism. theres no hope for autists”, and their bio “this is not for you” suggests a guarded, inward focus. Their strong pattern-recognition, theorizing, and attraction to symbolism points to Intuition: they talk about art, media and culture in abstract, conceptual terms, like “so what this actually means is that the best art is uncomfortably authentic and transgressive as a result of that discomfort…” and “started watching sopranos, my theory: tony soprano has been cursed by some sort of painting spirit and its slowly destroying his life through symbolic paintings”. They are clearly Thinking-dominant: they frame issues as analytic positions and moral-logic critiques rather than harmony-seeking, for example “we have to abandon evil as a concept altogether.” and “since we all insist on rehashing disability discourse; every person alive has a duty to themselves to do their best while keeping their limitations in mind…”, and they’re often bluntly critical in tone, like “americans have sick poisoned brains theres no reasoning with them”. Their lifestyle and expression are highly Perceiving: they experiment, riff, and follow interests (art experiments, media marathons, spontaneous theorizing) rather than emphasizing schedules or closure, shown in posts like “been thinking abt getting more into drugs lately. which one removes all your feelings but you DONT throw up or get ugly? thank you” and the casual, exploratory way they approach reading theory “yes im reading deleuze for the first time at my big age of 20 so what dont make fun of me”. The combination of inwardness, abstraction, detached but sharp analysis, and improvisational, exploratory living best fits INTP rather than the more structured, conclusion-driven INTJ or more harmony-focused INFP/INFJ types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if you ever thirstposted it would destroy every relationship on this website — do you take walk‑ins for private demonstrations, or is that strictly a mutuals‑only apocalypse?
- If Tony Soprano is cursed by a painting spirit, then clearly I’m cursed by yours — every time you post art my life gets a little more symbolically ruined and a lot more romantically complicated.
- You once said you’re everyone’s father and daughter, husband and wife, and the postmodernist Christ — I’m just trying to figure out which role I have to flirt with to get a date out of you.
- Your grandma made you a Sailor Saturn cosplay in 2013, you kin circus baby, and you relate to Inland Empire horror art… statistically speaking, I think I’m legally required to have a crush on you.
- You like Deleuze, Lana’s grotesque glamour, autistic alienation discourse, and salmon rice bowls — I promise I will read weird theory with you, complain about Americans, and cook dinner, but I refuse to call you schizoid, bro.
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20 | artist, media autist & part-time postmodernist christ. Once got a Sailor Saturn cosplay hand-sewn by my grandma and never recovered.– @postsadism
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Mystery Mix
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Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Nikola’s defining traits are intellectual curiosity, analytical thinking, and art/literary obsession, which align most strongly with Ravenclaw. They explicitly foreground theory and philosophy, e.g. “yes im reading deleuze for the first time at my big age of 20 so what dont make fun of me” and long-form argumentative threads like “since we all insist on rehashing disability discourse; every person alive has a duty to themselves…”, showing a drive to systematize ideas rather than just emote. Their media takes are unusually analytical and intertextual, such as “lana del rey was doing an insane thing in born to die … like nabokov” and the comparison of cultural evolution in “the development in british art from anthony burgess to david firth”, which is classic Ravenclaw pattern-finding. Even their jokes are theory-brained, like the meta comment on language misuse in “nobody knows what anything means cus u people dont read books or even look up word definitions…”. While there is some Slytherin edge in posts like “I WISH NO HARM TO THE AMERICAN RULING CLASS. MY ENEMY IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”, it functions more as rhetorical provocation than realpolitik ambition; the throughline is a compulsive need to understand, critique, and reinterpret, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
The best-fit song for them is Lana Del Rey – Born to Die, which they themselves frame as a kind of artistic and emotional template. They explicitly analyze Lana’s early work as pushing Americana glamour to the point of the grotesque and back to beauty again, noting that “she took americana elegance and glamour and everything it implies to the point of grotesque and then back to glamour. language so flowery its gross. yknow. like nabokov”. That tension between self-mythologizing beauty and nihilism matches their own mix of self-deification and fatalism, like “im everyones husband and wife, and daughter and son and the postmodernist christ” and “dont be afraid to let your body die”. The song’s themes of doomed romance, performative sadness, and lush melodrama resonate with their yume-romantic posts such as “dont worry guys if u yumeship enough the real life embodiment of everything u ever dreamed about will eventually find you and love you forever”. Like Born to Die, their timeline blends high-art theory, camp, trauma jokes, and self-destructive glamour into one continuous, theatrical persona.
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