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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Literary Expertise: His analysis of books like 'Țîbuleac's work' and advocacy for independent presses showcase his deep knowledge and passion for literature.
- Humorous Wit: Jon's tweets like 'did guys in the 17th century get one shotted by pascal’s wager?' highlight his sharp and clever humor.
- Family-Oriented: His tweet about his mom leaving him a poem on the kitchen table reflects his strong familial bonds and appreciation for loved ones.
- Cultural Enthusiast: His passion for cinema and sports, evident in tweets about 'There Will Be Blood' and the Mets, shows his wide-ranging interests.
- Candid: Jon openly shares personal experiences, like his sertraline withdrawal, showing vulnerability and authenticity.
Weaknesses:
- Sarcastic Tone: His tweet 'gigantic waste of human potential' highlights his tendency to use sharp sarcasm, which might alienate some people.
- Critical Nature: Jon's critique of Amis as a 'philistine' shows he can be overly critical, which might come off as harsh.
- Overthinking: His tweet about spending an hour trying to figure out why Tuesday was chosen for something reflects his tendency to overanalyze trivial matters.
- Pessimistic Outlook: Tweets like 'we’re not gonna make it dawg' suggest a tendency toward pessimism in his worldview.
- Overcommitment: His tweet 'I don’t have time to tweet all day anymore' hints at a tendency to take on too much and struggle with time management.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jon shares Lisa Simpson's intellectual curiosity, sharp wit, and passion for social commentary. Like Lisa, he is deeply invested in literature and often critiques societal norms, as seen in his tweet 'it’s just so awesome that like 3 times a year all the media types on here get together and publicly announce that they have no idea how regular people live.' His critical nature and ability to analyze cultural phenomena mirror Lisa's personality and values.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Jon embodies the INTP personality type: introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving. His introspection and focus on intellectual pursuits are evident in his literary critiques and cultural commentary, such as 'The “explosion of literary cognition” is for me the most interesting and exciting part of Schattenfroh.' His intuitive nature shines through in tweets like 'Nick Land was already lame 20 years ago can these people please read a different nonsense theory guy.' He approaches ideas analytically, as seen in his dissertation defense and tweets like 'intellectually dishonest to the point that I almost believe the CIA is funding theory departments again.' His perceiving trait is visible in his adaptability, as he balances work, tweeting, and personal life.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a dissertation? Because I’d spend years studying you and still not be done.
- Are you a Mets fan too? Because you’ve stolen my heart like someone stole your father-in-law’s engine in the '70s.
- Are you a rhizomatic novel? Because I feel like we’re structured at every level by the Oedipal triangle of love, humor, and literary analysis.
- Are you sertraline withdrawal? Because you make me feel bad but tweet so good.
- Are you an independent press book? Because I’d fight for you even if you were print-on-demand!
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Writer, critic & book marketer | Literary thinker with a love for sarcasm, cinema, and the Mets | Defended my dissertation and still tweeting for the Public Humanities | Advocate for indie presses | NYC life enthusiast 🫡– @pourfairelevide
Your signature cocktail
Mets Melancholy Martini
The 'Mets Melancholy Martini' reflects Jon's blend of sharp wit and introspection. Dry gin mirrors his intellectual depth, as seen in tweets like 'The paradox of a rhizomatic novel that’s structured at every level by the Oedipal triangle.' Vermouth adds a touch of sweetness, representing his love for his family, like the poem from his mom. Orange bitters capture his sarcastic edge, evident in tweets like 'gigantic waste of human potential.' The lemon twist symbolizes his humor and optimism amidst life's challenges.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jon fits Ravenclaw with his intellectual curiosity, literary expertise, and analytical approach. His tweet 'extraordinary. the closest a book has ever come, for me, to the reality of losing a parent to sickness' reflects a thoughtful and reflective nature. His ability to dissect cultural phenomena, like 'the paradox of a rhizomatic novel structured at every level by the Oedipal triangle,' showcases his love for intellectual exploration. Ravenclaws value wit, and Jon's sharp humor in tweets like 'did guys in the 17th century get one shotted by pascal’s wager?' aligns perfectly.
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Venice Bitch - Lana Del Rey
Jon's tweet 'always forget that Venice Bitch is like 9 minutes long, Lana Del Rey they could never make me hate you' reveals his love for this song's melancholic and poetic vibe. The song's reflective and artistic nature matches Jon's personality, as seen in his literary analysis and cultural commentary. The length and depth of the song align with his appreciation for nuanced storytelling.
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