Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Work Ethic: Demonstrates dedication by “arriving at work early to ensure no one stays without their order on time”.
- Social Loyalty: Maintains close-knit friendships, specifically with “Escobar,” whom they value and spend significant leisure time with.
- Authentic Transparency: Openly shares vulnerable moments, such as “crying over feeling silly” or feeling emotionally overwhelmed.
- Cultural Engagement: Engaged with diverse media, from Evangelion in their bio to “watching the last episode of CSM” after work.
- Humorous Resilience: Uses dark humor to cope with “depression,” comparing their neutral feelings to the character Light Yagami.
Weaknesses:
- Substance Reliance: Relies on “smoking during stressful days” and drinking until they feel “loathing for alcohol”.
- Self-Harm Ideation: Frequently expresses a “desire to die” or “taking 700 billion puffs and dying” when stressed.
- Emotional Instability: Describes a “crazy pressure” that causes their mood and stability to fluctuate constantly.
- Escapist Tendencies: Spends entire days “watching anime with their ass up” or sleeping more than normal to avoid reality.
- Social Hostility: Prone to aggressive venting, such as calling characters “retardakima” or mocking others as “incels.”
Your Simpsons character
Otto Mann
Like Otto, @pouringfortwoo lives a chaotic, substance-fueled lifestyle centered around heavy drinking and nicotine, evidenced by them mentioning “vou dar 700 bilhões de tragadas chorar muito e morrer hoje” and their multi-day benders like “eu to desde quinta bebendo”. They share Otto's slacker energy, often “assistindo anime com o cu pra cima o dia todo” or taking naps that “durou mais que o normal”. Despite their messy personal life, they have a blue-collar work ethic where they ensure “ninguém fica sem peça pronta no prazo”, mirroring Otto's dedication to his bus route amidst his own delirium. Both figures embody a specific grunge aesthetic, mixing casual nihilism with a deep love for niche media and a frequent “humor” that leans toward the absurd.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Ahyeon exhibits strong Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary activities like “watching anime with my ass up all day” and her bio referencing A Cruel Angel's Thesis. Her Intuition (N) is seen in her tendency to romanticize or find abstract meaning in her moods, comparing her depression to feeling like “Light Yagami, king of the new world”. As a Feeling (F) type, her timeline is dominated by raw emotional expression, such as being “crying + sad + disappointed” and making decisions based on internal states. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her spontaneous, often chaotic lifestyle, frequently tweeting about binge drinking or staying up until “8 in the morning to take shots of Red Label on the train”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bad scanlation? Because I feel like I'm reading a translation by 'Incelino da Silva'—I have no idea what’s going on, but I can't look away.
- I promise I’m more than just a 'fanboy'—I’m a full-on stan. If you give me a chance, I'll even stop gooning over Deidara for a night.
- If being depressed makes you feel like Light Yagami, then let me be your Misa Amane. We can be the king and queen of this 'neutral' new world together.
- Is your name Makima? Because even though you're a 'retardakima' and 'mto puta,' I'm still ready to follow you like a loyal dog.
- Forget the Red Label shots on the 8 AM train; how about we skip the hangover and just watch the last episode of CSM with our 'cu pra cima' all day?
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Passionate creative dedicated to meeting every production deadline. When I’m not at the office, I’m analyzing classic animation or enjoying a quiet tea at home.– @pouringfortwoo
Your signature cocktail
The Cruel Angel’s Red Label Thesis
This cocktail is a chaotic, 'experimental' mess designed for someone who feels like the “Light Yagami rei do novo mundo” but is actually just a tired worker. The Red Label and Cachaça base honors their legendary benders, specifically the “shot de red label no trem” and their loyalty to “velho barreiro”. To balance the self-proclaimed “pressao maluca”, the drink is topped with a milk and chamomile float because they occasionally need to “tomar 7 galoes de leite com camomila” to survive the stress of work and anime-induced existential crises. It’s a bitter, strong drink for someone who would rather be “assistindo anime com o cu pra cima” than dealing with reality.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Ahyeon exhibits a classic Slytherin blend of raw ambition and a cynical, self-preserving worldview, often comparing themselves to complex anti-heroes. They demonstrate a strong work ethic driven by professional pride, stating “indo chegar no trabalho 8:30 pq enquanto eu estiver viva ninguém fica sem peça pronta no prazo”, yet they balance this with a sharp, judgmental wit. Their self-identification with calculated characters is clear when they claim that depression makes them feel like “o light yagami rei do novo mundo”. Furthermore, their resourcefulness and focus on personal desire over abstract morality are evident in their blunt social commentary and their willingness to “fazer macumba pra minha mãe deixa eu i na resenha” to achieve their goals.
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A Cruel Angel's Thesis - Yoko Takahashi
The most fitting song for @pouringfortwoo is the iconic Neon Genesis Evangelion theme, which they explicitly reference in their bio as “the cruel angel's thesis”. Their timeline reflects the high-intensity emotional oscillation typical of the series, moving from nihilistic depression where “todos meus sentimento sao neutro me sinto o light yagami” to chaotic weekends of drinking and smoking. The user's deep immersion in otaku culture, specifically their obsession with series like Chainsaw Man and Naruto, aligns with the song's status as a quintessential anime anthem. Furthermore, the track’s blend of upbeat energy and existential undertones mirrors their habit of masking distress with humor, such as when they tweet “ai wue vontade de me matar” followed immediately by jokes about anime and drinking.
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