Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Openly recognizes their own limits with the internet and mental state, e.g. reflecting that people who can’t handle the internet (including themselves) maybe shouldn’t be on it in “Siempre he sido de la idea de que alguien que no puede soportar el internet no debería tener acceso a él, y también me he dado cuenta de que yo soy una de esas personas jaja 😿”.
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and emotional investment in media and characters, like their fixation on 2ha, Meatbun’s characters, and “Chu Wanning is in my mind 24/7”.
- Critical thinker: Dissects translation issues and character portrayals in fandoms, calling out problems with publishers and pointing out misreadings of Mo Ran/Shi Mei in “Honestly, I'm surprised by people who even have the characters' names in their @ and don't understand that Mo Ran never felt romantic love for Shi Mei”.
- Self-reflective: Admits their own role in problems and desires to change, as in “I'm the problem ik I'm trying to fix myself to be happy”.
- Emotionally expressive: Freely expresses joy, grief, and stress (e.g. missing their mom in “I miss my mom” and celebrating rediscovering hobbies in “SINCERAMENTE EXTRAÑABA MI GUSTO POR LOS VIDEOJUEGOS Y LA MUSICA ME ENCANTA AMO VUELVO A SWR FELIZ”).
Weaknesses:
- Harsh aggression: Uses extremely hostile language toward individuals, wishing someone had killed themselves in “ojalá esa perra asquerosa abandonara el internet de una buena vez, ojalá se hubiera matado cuando hijo que lo haría”.
- Prejudiced generalization: Openly dismisses entire groups based on nationality, age, or appearance, as in “Gente de la que nunca tomaré en cuenta su opinión: Hombres… Españoles… Puertorriqueños… Gringos… Gente con pelo afro… Peruanos… Calvos”.
- Bullying attitude: Mocks victims of bullying and implies they deserved it in “Cuando alguien cuenta la historia de como le hacían bullying y uno entiende por qué le hacían bullying XXDXDXDXDXD”.
- Fixated resentment: Holds intense, lingering grudges against specific people, describing one as someone they’ve never hated so much in “Dios es que qué persona tan coñoelamadre desagradable, en verdad jamás le había agarrado tanto odio a una sola persona”.
- Unhealthy parasociality: Shows strong distress over online figures going private, calling it a parasocial relationship in “What to do when the woman you have a parasocial relationship put all her accounts in private… I'm so sad”, while also criticizing others’ bonds with AI in “He hablado con muchas IAs… verdaderamente creo que sentir que lo son es un problema que debería ser tratado”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson: sharp, intensely opinionated, and often frustrated by everyone else’s perceived lack of critical thinking. Like Lisa, they’re very analytical and invested in niche intellectual interests/fandoms, critiquing things in detail, for example their commentary on translations and publishing: “Aparentemente el traductor de Yuwu está en un grupo de FB diciendo que desde el título hasta la omisión del 'princesa' fue obra suya y de nadie más…” and “Siguen sin haber señales del segundo volumen de 2ha en norma, ojalá signifique que cancelaron la traducción”. They also show social-media fatigue and self-awareness that they might not be built for the internet, echoing Lisa’s recurring feeling of being out of place among more chaotic people: “Siempre he sido de la idea de que alguien que no puede soportar el internet no debería tener acceso a él, y también me he dado cuenta de que yo soy una de esas personas jaja 😿”. Their emotional intensity and oscillation between empathy and harsh judgment (e.g. hating certain groups’ opinions, or saying “I don't want to isolate myself, I just want to be away from assholes”) fits Lisa’s combination of strong moral stances with a tendency toward resentment and burnout when others disappoint her. Although their tone is much edgier than Lisa’s, the core traits—intellectualism, sensitivity, overthinking, and chronic frustration with the world—line up best with her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as strongly introverted: they complain about social media and people constantly, e.g. saying “I don't want to isolate myself, I just want to be away from assholes” and describing being unemployed and bored rather than out socializing in “I'm unemployed bc XD, and now I have too much free time, I don't know what to do, I'm quite bored”. Their tweets focus heavily on patterns, motives, and meta-discussion about fandoms and translations (e.g. “I can't understand how there r people saying the women written by Meatbun are bad characters when they all have a defined personality and a motivation”), which fits intuition (N) more than concrete sensing. They are very blunt, critical, and often cutting, prioritizing correctness and competence over harmony, as in “por favor mantengan alejada de 2ha a la gente que no tiene comprensión lectora; no hacen falta, sigan leyendo cosas para las que su cerebro les dé la capacidad de hacerlo”, which strongly suggests thinking (T) over feeling. Their judgmental, categorical lists and strong preferences (“Gente de la que nunca tomaré en cuenta su opinión: Hombres… Españoles… Calvos” in this tweet) imply a structured, decided worldview typical of judging (J). Putting this together—withdrawn but opinionated, pattern‑oriented, logic‑driven, and highly judgmental about quality and people—INTJ fits better than other NT or NF types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Mo Ran should definitely be a bottom and that you’re always thinking about Chu Wanning… so, if we talk 2ha together, would you let me top the conversation while you passionately overanalyze every Meatbun woman?
- Every time Norma editorial screws up a danmei translation you lose a little faith, so let me offer a better edition: you and me, no AI, no missing ‘princesa’, just a carefully localized romance with lots of bonus extras.
- You relate too much to Mo Ran, cry at cute scenes, got your taste warped by that incest route game, and still miss your mom and your kitty sometimes—honestly, that combination of feral and soft is exactly my type.
- You joke that people who can’t handle the internet shouldn’t be on it and then admit you’re one of them—how about we log off together, you rant about that cursed 2ha FB group, and I make sure the only thing stressing you is choosing which danmei to reread?
- If presidents can 1v1 to decide positions on the bed, I volunteer as your sparring partner: winner gets to choose whether we argue like Xue Meng and Mo Ran or heal each other with love like your favorite tragic couple.
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Your new Twitter bio
BL/danmei enthusiast, Norma-translation hater & part-time fandom ranter. Once lost faith in a book over a single typo and never fully recovered.– @pphaideii
Your signature cocktail
Edgy Husky Howl-tini
This drink starts with mezcal infused with dark roasted coffee beans for that smoky, slightly bitter intensity and insomnia-core vibe of someone who says “I'm unemployed bc XD, and now I have too much free time, I don't know what to do, I'm quite bored” yet is mentally running a thousand threads at once. Grapefruit juice with a dash of salt brings a sharp, sour bite with a salty edge, like tweeting “Por qué siempre los españoles son los que tienen las opiniones más estúpidas” or “I don't want to isolate myself, I just want to be away from assholes”. Blackberry syrup adds dark sweetness for the softer side that cries over fictional pain and comfort, as in “Also they heal each other with love 😭😭😭😭😭” and the constant love for Meatbun’s characters like Chu Wanning and Mo Ran. A splash of red vermouth nods to their dramatic, telenovela-level relationship with fandom and publishing drama, from “Gracias norma por quitarme las ganas de gastar en libros, así podré ahorrar, grande” to “por favor mantengan alejada de 2ha a la gente que no tiene comprensión lectora”. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim looks pretty and poisonous at once, perfect for someone who admits “Siempre he sido de la idea de que alguien que no puede soportar el internet no debería tener acceso a él, y también me he dado cuenta de que yo soy una de esas personas” while still howling online as the “dumb husky.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: ruthlessness, sharp boundaries, and a clear instinct for self‑preservation. They openly frame the internet as something that some people (including themselves) cannot emotionally handle, which is a very self‑aware, self‑protective stance: “Siempre he sido de la idea de que alguien que no puede soportar el internet no debería tener acceso a él, y también me he dado cuenta de que yo soy una de esas personas jaja 😿”. Their disdain for people they consider beneath their standards is explicit and sweeping, e.g. “Gente de la que nunca tomaré en cuenta su opinión: Hombres... Españoles... Gringos... Gente con pelo afro... Calvos”, which aligns more with Slytherin elitism than Hufflepuff inclusivity. They can be cutting and vindictive toward those they dislike, as in “Dios es que qué persona tan coñoelamadre desagradable, en verdad jamás le había agarrado tanto odio a una sola persona” and the harsh wish about someone leaving or even dying to be off the internet: “ojalá esa perra asquerosa abandonara el internet de una buena vez, ojalá se hubiera matado cuando dijo que lo haría”. They are also fiercely opinionated and contemptuous of perceived mediocrity—e.g. “déjanos a los mediocres disfrutar de nuestra mediocre felicidad' tantas cosas que se pueden ser en esta vida y nekki nekki elige ser la burla”—which fits Slytherin’s drive to distance themselves from what they see as weak or foolish. While there is some emotional vulnerability in tweets like “I'm the problem ik I'm trying to fix myself to be happy”, it is wrapped in a hard-edged, defensive persona that prioritizes pride, selective loyalties, and survival—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that best suits them is “Creep” by Radiohead, because it captures the mix of self-loathing, alienation, and sharp judgment they show online. They often feel fundamentally out of place and overwhelmed by the internet, like when they say “Siempre he sido de la idea de que alguien que no puede soportar el internet no debería tener acceso a él, y también me he dado cuenta de que yo soy una de esas personas jaja 😿” and “Omg my hate to social media just f increase day to day”. There’s also a recurring sense of emotional volatility and self-blame, as in “I'm the problem ik I'm trying to fix myself to be happy” and “Why the fuck am I so emotional I need to be edgy again to live IN PEACE”, which matches the song’s internal conflict between wanting to belong and feeling broken. The way they distance themselves from others with harsh, exclusionary humor, like “Gente de la que nunca tomaré en cuenta su opinión: Hombres… Españoles… Gringos… Gente con pelo afro… Calvos”, echoes the defensive edge in Creep’s lyrics. At the same time, their intense attachment to fictional characters and stories, such as “I have a problem with Mo Ran since I met him, I want to love him but I find so many similarities with him that I just can't I love him but I hate him I'm going to die”, mirrors the song’s raw, messy vulnerability beneath all the bitterness.
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