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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: chaotic, prankish, but ultimately warm-hearted. Their self-description as a "Jester vampfailure!" and posts like “The worst jester you know is going live. Nobody in their right minds should come” echo Bart’s class-clown energy and love of causing trouble for laughs. They lean into mischief and controversy, doing things like a “Vtuber feet tierlist” and threatening, “Hipity hopity your wallet is now my property!”, which feels like Bart’s prank call and scam vibes turned into vtuber content. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of vulnerability and loneliness, shown in them saying, “I am a very lonely person… I’ve been using streaming to fill that void.”, mirroring how Bart sometimes uses jokes to cover genuine feelings. Their chaotic stunts like the 20k-steps treadmill stream (“Can an unfit vampire girlfailure do it!??”) are very in line with Bart’s impulsive, over-the-top schemes that somehow become endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they frequently and energetically invite people to join streams and events, e.g. “TODAY RIGHT NOW marks the start of my SECOND EVER SUBATHON!... come join me” and “If you lose, you come to my stream right now. Deal?”, showing clear outward focus and comfort performing for others despite calling themselves lonely. Their humor and self-description point to Intuition over Sensing: rather than focusing on concrete data, they frame things in playful, imaginative ways like “Some would say I'm somewhat like an antique table. Flat, old and unstable!” and “both carry rabies..”, and build quirky concepts around their vampire/jester lore. The Feeling preference shows in emotional openness and relational focus, as when they talk about loneliness and gratitude: “I am a very lonely person… I've been using streaming to fill that void.” and in their diplomatic concern about discourse: “I have a genuine question about this so plz don't come into this with an antagonistic mindset.”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: while they do post schedules, their timeline is full of last‑minute changes, chaotic challenges, and self-described scuff, such as “Guyss, would you murder me with hamsters if i swap around todays juggling stream and jump king??” and “I'm SUPER LATE TO STREAM!”. The combination of high-energy social engagement, imaginative branding, emotional transparency, and flexible, spontaneous planning fits ENFP best.

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Romanian vampire jester vtuber. Draws & rigs her own models, hosts scuffed podcasts, steals wallets on stream. Once walked 20k steps for content.– @ppslayer_vt

Your signature cocktail
The Vampipi Rabies Royale is a chaotic tall glass of unhinged vampire energy—strong, a little dangerous, and way sweeter than it wants you to think. Black cherry vodka mirrors her spooky bat aesthetic and jester vamp persona, like when she invites you to the “yearly ballroom dance of Dracula Castle” in “This is your official invitation to the yearly ballroom dance of Dracula Castle!”. Blood orange juice stands in for her Romanian vampire lore and wallet-stealing menace from “Hipity hopity your wallet is now my property!”. An espresso shot captures the hyper, brainrotted grindset of treadmill marathons and subathons in “Today is kind of a crazy stream. I will be on a treadmill until I reach 20k steps!!”. Smoked salt caramel syrup adds bittersweet depth for the lonely, self-aware girlfailure behind the jokes in “I am a very lonely person. On the average month I will never speak to a human being face to face, and I've been using streaming to fill that void.”. Finally, a splash of sparkling rosé reflects her fancy new dress gap moe and debut confidence from “Prepare for the biggest gap moe of your life... new outfit debuting tomorrow at 5pm GMT”, turning the whole drink into a dangerously charming celebration of the BATtalion’s resident jester vampfailure.

Your Hogwarts House
Pipi shows clear Slytherin traits of ambition, self‑promotion, and playful cunning. She actively markets herself and her growth, urging people to come to her streams with posts like “Did you know the Romanian vtuber you keep seeing all those memes of ACTUALLY streams? If I can't steal your wallet.. then.. can I steal a moment of your time right now?” and “Fk it, I'm making this a trend! Advertise yourself as an indie vtuber!!! Hi, I'm Pipi...”, showing focused ambition and networking instincts. Her running gag about stealing wallets and being a dangerous vampire, like “Hipity hopity your wallet is now my property!” and “WARNING! I will steal the wallets of ALL people who join my stream right now, Romania style!”, reflects a tongue‑in‑cheek embrace of cunning and resourcefulness rather than cozy Hufflepuff vibes. She also builds her own brand tools—drawing and rigging her models herself and even making a VRChat model for her community, as in “Today, I work for YOU! I will try to make you a free battalion VR chat 3D model... The catch? I only made one 3d model in my whole life.. Let's go!”—which shows long‑term strategy and self‑reliance aligned with Slytherin’s resourceful nature. Even her self‑description as a "vampire girlfailure" who still pushes through huge events like subathons and 20k‑step treadmill streams, such as “Today is kind of a crazy stream... Can an unfit vampire girlfailure do it!??”, points to a driven, results‑oriented personality rather than pure intellect (Ravenclaw) or simple earnestness (Hufflepuff). Overall, her combination of ambition, brand‑savvy self‑promotion, and playful predatory persona fits Slytherin best.

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A dramatic, theatrical emo-anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits a self-described "jester vampfailure" who runs with a spooky-but-playful bat aesthetic and calls their community the BATtalion, echoing the song’s mix of darkness and defiant hope. They lean into self-deprecating, emo-coded humor and girlfailure energy, like calling themselves a "mentally ill gilrfailure" and joking that they’re "flat, old and unstable," which matches the song’s themes of struggling yet carrying on. Their flair for over-the-top bits—20k-step treadmill marathons, cursed cooking, and subathon punishments—gives big theatrical energy, similar to the song’s march-like, performance-heavy style, especially when they say "The scuffiest show on twitch is back today." They also have a gothic, vampiric vibe—"Do you like spooky scary vampire girls?" and "This is your official invitation to the yearly ballroom dance of Dracula Castle!"—that fits perfectly with MCR’s dramatic, dark romanticism. On top of that, their openness about loneliness and using streaming to fill that void—"I am a very lonely person... I've been using streaming to fill that void"—mirrors the song’s emotional core about finding purpose and connection in a found family of misfits, just like their BATtalion.

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