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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, mixing edgy humor, politics, and random absurdity. Like Bart, this user leans into provocation and taboo jokes, for example calling themselves a clownish figure and posting things like “Я педофил находящийся под арестом, задавайте вопросы” and “ФУРРИ ЕБЛЯ”. There’s a very self-aware, trollish showman aspect, visible in the bio “Цифровой скоморох” and posts such as “мои шутки для умных Думайте. Власов. Подписаться”, which is similar to Bart’s love of pranks and performance. At the same time, flashes of vulnerability and depressive humor, like “Жизнь ужасна, если я совершу камин аут никто не удивится 😭” and “no posts just pain”, echo Bart’s occasional melancholy behind the mischief. The political shitposting, from war jokes like “СВО кончится на 1488 день” to mock-ideology posts like “my ideology btw”, matches Bart’s instinct to poke at authority and norms rather than to argue like Lisa or act responsibly like Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly address an audience, seek interaction and reactions, and openly share moods and health status, e.g. “Ребятооо,,,, я заболел ((((( темпиратура 38.5.”, “Доброе утро родная стая”, and “Ребят, присылайте мне…”. Their humor is highly conceptual, ironic, and political, suggesting Intuition (N) rather than Sensing, with abstract/ideological memes like “my ideology btw” and long surreal self-descriptions such as “Еврейский национал приколист, запрещенный в 64 странах…”. They seem more Feeling (F) than purely logical: they dramatize emotions (“no posts just pain”, “Жизнь ужасна, если я совершу камин аут никто не удивится 😭”) and value connection and affection (“ребято :3 люблю вас”, New Year wishes in “Желаю вам в новом году побольше хорошего и прекрасного”). Their lifestyle appears strongly Perceiving (P): they emphasize being unemployed and unstructured (“Апдейт: ничего не изменилось, я все так же безработный”), spontaneously post whatever mood or stray thought arises (“КОГДА УЖЕ МАНИАКАЛЬНАЯ ФАЗА!?!?!?!?”, “А что если... Ладно, забудьте, это все равно никто не лайкнет”), and generally avoid any sense of orderly planning. Altogether, the energetic interaction with followers, abstract/ideological humor, emotional expressiveness, and chaotic spontaneity best fit ENFP.

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Part-time political science hopeful, full-time meme archeologist. Once tried to quit shitposting for a week—lasted three hours.– @Pravachochek

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This cocktail is strong and a bit unhinged, just like someone who can tweet “Я биполярный педераст” and then immediately send wholesome morning greetings like “Доброе утро родная стая”. Overproof spiced rum is the chaotic core, echoing his self-described role as a “Цифровой скоморох” and posts like “Жить надо так, чтобы каждый, кто пообщался с тобой, потом хихихаха”. Sour cherry liqueur brings sweetness with a sharp edge, mirroring the mix of affection in “ребято :3 люблю вас” and dark humor in “no posts just pain”. Cold brew coffee captures his tired, wired vibe from posts like “я устал.” and the endless late-night shitposting energy. Smoked salt saline nods to the war/politics cynicism of “СВО кончится на 1488 день” and Z-memes like “Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️...”, adding a bitter, grounded aftertaste. Finally, sparkling grapefruit soda tops it all with a bright, fizzy layer, matching his meme-forward, chaotic-good greetings like “Привет дорогие папищики, уже скоро новый 2026 год, год пони и дружбы” and his MLP energy in “Я пинки пай, неибет”.

Your Hogwarts House
The account’s core vibe is ironic, meta and highly self‑aware, which aligns best with Ravenclaw’s wit and love of abstract thinking. They repeatedly play with identity and ideology in a humorous, conceptual way, e.g. calling themselves a “фанат Башар Асада, Еврейский национал приколист, ... фембойчик этатист оксюморотист” in one long absurdist bit of political wordplay: “С этого дня я фанат Башар Асада, Еврейский национал приколист…”. They enjoy constructing layered, referential jokes like “мои шутки для умных Думайте. Власов. Подписаться” in “мои шутки для умных Думайте. Власов. Подписаться”, clearly priding themselves on cleverness rather than straightforward bravado or niceness. Even when they mock neural networks in “Я насрал себе в кадык. Не переношу манеру речи нейросетей”, it’s framed as a critique of style and discourse, again showing concern with language and form. Their mix of conspiratorial humor and abstract aesthetic (“Dark,Odd,Conspiracy” in “Dark,Odd,Conspiracy”) points more to a playful, intellect‑driven personality than to overt ambition (Slytherin), pure loyalty (Hufflepuff), or classic heroism (Gryffindor).

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The chaotic, hyper‑online irony of Welcome to the Internet fits them almost perfectly. Their bio (“Цифровой скоморох”, “Сын Русской демомкратии”) and posts like “Жизнь ужасна, если я совершу камин аут никто не удивится 😭” and “Если Бога нет, то кто забыл про этот аккаунт?” show self‑aware existential shitposting very similar to the song’s manic, ironic despair. They constantly flip between politics and absurdity, from Z‑патриот ирония like “Слава Богу Z🙏❤️СЛАВА Z🙏❤️…” to surreal lines like “весь мир это огромная голландская вафля”, matching the song’s barrage of topics and tonal whiplash. Sexual and dark humor such as “ФУРРИ ЕБЛЯ” and “когда выпал положительный спид, гепатит...” also mirrors Burnham’s blend of discomfort and comedy. Even the way they greet their followers with mock‑affectionate chaos, like “Доброе утро родная стая” and “ребято :3 люблю вас”, feels like the song’s sinisterly welcoming host addressing the entire internet.

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