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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson best matches @prefetchw because both show a strong concern for kindness and mental health, as seen in the bio’s request to “be nice” and the tweet “#nosuicide #savelives #meow”. The user’s progressive stance—“I wanna take down the stupid testosterone” and “gender.exe has stopped working?”—mirrors Lisa’s feminist and socially‑aware attitudes. Their nerdy, tech‑savvy side is evident in the tweet about disassemblers and Linux (“the only thing that I know about disassemblers… can someone guide?”), which aligns with Lisa’s love of learning and science. The whimsical, cat‑like language (“goob morning!! anyone mrrp anyone miau anyone nyaw?? :3c”) reflects Lisa’s playful curiosity, while the user’s desire for empathy and openness fits Lisa’s compassionate nature.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent outward greetings such as 'goob morning!! anyone mrrp anyone miau anyone nyaw?? :3c' and tags like '#tor enjoy your traffic' show an extraverted communication style. Their curiosity about abstract sensations, for example 'why does compression in clothes (e.g. stockings, wool sweaters) feel great?', and imaginative comments like 'my mental health isnt deteriorating w euphoric' indicate an intuitive way of processing information. The request for kindness in the bio ('keep in mind when talking: I haven't done anything to you ... so be nice') and emotive self‑reflection ('I'm better for now I think idk meows') point to a feeling decision‑making preference. The spontaneous, unstructured posting of memes and jokes such as 'yep, nintendo won' and 'stop i peed my pants' reflects a perceiving, flexible lifestyle.

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Open-source tinkerer, cat whisperer, and mental health advocate. I once coded on a cat's keyboard. #ADHD #Gaming #NoSuicide– @prefetchw

Your signature cocktail
The drink mixes silky milk and white chocolate liqueur to echo the user’s "exemplary choccy of milk" vibe, while matcha syrup nods to the frustration in "why is fcitx so fucking broken for cjk ime in hiragana what the fuck??". A splash of ginger-spiced vodka adds a punch that mirrors the raw energy of "who up kittying at 2 in the morning outside?". Light fizz and edible glitter give it a playful sparkle, just like the cat‑filled "goob morning!! anyone mrrp anyone miau anyone nyaw?? :3c" tweets. Finally, the soothing vanilla foam reflects the hopeful tone of "my mental health isnt deteriorating w euphoric".

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently shows curiosity and a desire for knowledge, e.g., asking "why does compression in clothes (e.g. stockings, wool sweaters) feel great?" and seeking help with technical issues: "the only thing that I know about disassemblers is looking at xrefs in funcs or data types, some assembly or pseudocode and recognize and comment code logic, I haven't even gotten around detouring or sigs to begin with... can someone guide?" They also discuss complex topics like "why is fcitx so fucking broken for cjk ime in hiragana what the fuck??" indicating a keen interest in problem‑solving. Their bio emphasizes thoughtful communication, which aligns with Ravenclaw's value of wisdom and fairness. Additionally, their tweets contain witty, reflective statements such as "I'm better for now I think idk meows" showing an introspective, intellectual mindset. These traits collectively point to Ravenclaw.

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The chaotic, meme‑filled timeline of @prefetchw, full of cat sounds ('goob morning!! anyone mrrp anyone miau anyone nyaw?? :3c') and random internet screenshots, mirrors the opening lines of Bo Burnham’s "Welcome to the Internet," which declares "We’ve got cat videos, we’ve got memes, we’ve got everything you want, right at your fingertips." Their frequent frustration with technology ('why is fcitx so fucking broken for cjk ime in hiragana what the fuck??') and the feeling of being overwhelmed by endless content is exactly the sentiment of the song’s verse "You can scroll for hours, you can never get enough, the internet is a place that never sleeps." The user’s mental‑health awareness, highlighted by the #nosuicide tag and "my mental health isnt deteriorating w euphoric," aligns with the lyric "You can find a community that loves you, or you can drown in the noise," showing both hope and danger of online spaces. Their anti‑corporate, anti‑toxic vibe ('supporting this shitty platform's management and elon himself') resonates with the line "Everything you need is there, but it’s also a place for the worst of us," capturing their ambivalence toward the internet’s power. Finally, the upbeat claim 'im on top of the world because of you' reflects the song’s recurring refrain that the internet can make you feel on top of the world one moment and lost the next, encapsulating the roller‑coaster experience of @prefetchw’s online life.

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