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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly online, introspective, anxious, and often struggling with feeling different or not accepted. Lisa’s mix of intelligence and emotional turmoil fits with tweets like “why am i genuinely fucking stupid” and “what if i get killed why cant i like the same things they do why cant everyone like me why cant me be just how everyone wants me to be”, which show self-criticism and social anxiety. Like Lisa’s complicated relationship with her body and identity, this user frequently fixates on their body and eating, e.g. “been eating less then 1000 calories for a week when does ts work” and “goingfor a 67 hour fast 😊😊”. Their history of self-harm and mental health struggles, seen in “i had to use my braces to cut” and “take me back to the mental hospital i dont wanna be here”, mirrors Lisa’s darker, often unseen emotional life. At the same time, they show creativity and niche interests—obsessing over Hetalia, matching profiles, and drawing offers like “or ill draw as payment”—which parallels Lisa’s artistic, nerdy, fandom-like passions. Overall, they feel like a much more unfiltered, terminally-online Lisa Simpson dropped into modern stan and shtwt culture.

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They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: they call themself "such a social bird" but also say they "may not reach out first" in “i. want oomfs I'm such a social bird right neow”, and many tweets are about online parasocial spaces, inner feelings, and their boyfriend rather than large IRL social circles. Their focus is heavily on feelings, fantasies, and interpretations, pointing to intuition (N) over sensing: they dramatize experiences and headcanons like “i head canon canada got laid before america okay? okay” and use metaphorical/self-narrative language such as “Hi, my name is Carmen Winstead. I'm 17 years old. I am very similar to you Did I mention to you that I'm dead?”, showing comfort with imagined scenarios. They are strongly feeling (F): their timeline is dominated by emotional self-criticism and interpersonal pain, e.g. “why am i genuinely fucking stupid” and “what if i get killed why cant i like the same things they do why cant everyone like me”, and they react to situations through emotional lenses rather than detached logic. Their behavior is chaotic and impulsive rather than structured, suggesting perceiving (P): they bounce between extreme fasting and binging (“Question of the day, do i omad or fast 🤔 Fast got it”; “I binged 3 days in a row bro what why am I him”) and spontaneously shoplift or talk about it (“imagine buying stuff and not shop lifting atleast half”), with little evidence of long-term structured planning. This combination of inward focus, imagination-heavy fandom life (Hetalia headcanons, ship talk), intense emotionality, and disorganized spontaneity fits INFP better than nearby types like ENFP (more socially expansive) or ISFP (more grounded in sensory/aesthetic details than abstract narrative and angst.

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Arthur • he/him • Hetalia, German-learning & way too many playlists • once changed my whole layout mid-crisis and kinda liked it • DMs open for moot chats– @pregnant_chuuya

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The vodka shot dyed bright red channels their intense, chaotic edge and Russian/Hetalia fixation, a nod to lines like “just read resume as rusame how cooked am i” and “Rusprucanamo 👀👀”. A diet cola reduction stands in for the manic ED/fasting grind and their own words: “nyahhh feed meeee paw paw nyahhhh diet coke 24/7 is enough paw paw nyahhhhh”. Lemon juice with a pinch of salt makes it a sour—sharp, dramatic, and a bit painful, echoing “i had to use my braces to cut, a bracet thing came out so I cut with it smiles” and “I want to hit a vein but at the same time I'm scared”. The pink cotton candy cloud captures their soft, clingy, romantic gremlin side, matching things like “we wrote poems for eachother #CoupleGoals @verycoolboiyes” and “MATCHING WITH @verycoolboiyes”. A whisper of bitter herbal liqueur as a rinse adds that lingering darkness and hospital-core edge hinted at in “take me back to the mental hospital i dont wanna be here” and “got about 50 pills and a dream it works okay? okay”, making this drink messy, dramatic, and weirdly lovable—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Slytherin-style resourcefulness and ruthlessness toward rules and norms. Their willingness to shoplift is open and casual, as seen in “imagine buying stuff and not shop lifting atleast half” and “why buy just shoplift”, which reflects a pragmatic, ends-over-means mindset. They also push their body extremely hard for appearance goals, e.g. “goingfor a 67 hour fast 😊😊”, “been eating less then 1000 calories for a week when does ts work”, and “got about 50 pills and a dream it works okay? okay”, which suggests intense, if self-destructive, ambition about controlling their body. Their self-preservation often shows up in social contexts too, such as “randomly finding hetalia shed accounts lets fucking go? (I will never interact with any of them im too scared they will skin me)”, where they carefully keep distance from people they find threatening. While they’re social and sometimes vulnerable, the dominant pattern is a cunning, boundary-pushing, self-focused approach that aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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A song that best suits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of dark humor, angst, and self-destructive undertones. They joke about extreme coping and self-harm, like “i had to use my braces to cut, a bracet thing came out so I cut with it smiles” and “got about 50 pills and a dream it works okay? okay”, echoing the song’s defiant, damaged teen energy. Their ongoing eating disorder struggles and obsession with fasting, such as “Question of the day, do i omad or fast 🤔 Fast got it” and “been eating less then 1000 calories for a week when does ts work”, align with the song’s themes of pressure, body image, and rebellion against expectations. The way they swing between dark jokes and vulnerability, like “take me back to the mental hospital i dont wanna be here” and “what if i get killed why cant i like the same things they do why cant everyone like me”, fits the song’s raw, messy portrayal of adolescence. Even their chaotic humor and fixation on subcultures, seen in “i feel like sexy prussia right now” and “i. want oomfs I'm such a social bird right neow #shedtwt moot me perhaps”, mirror the loud, rebellious chorus and outsider identity in Teenagers.

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