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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, articulate, and very into her niche interests. Like Lisa obsessing over jazz and books, this user dives deeply into specific bands and eras, making curated rec lists such as “okay so… it’s very hard to pick so i’m giving a small list…” and “absolutely!!! here’s a few i think you might like…”. They show creative, writerly energy with things like “i don’t know if i should work on another edit or write another fic” and “wrote a magic whip era gramon fic if anyone wants to know”, echoing Lisa’s artistic side. Their bio, “wake up, charlie, use your wits, learn something”, and their enthusiasm in sharing music and fandom thoughts with others — for example “love how this song is so good everyone listen to mellow song right now” — fit Lisa’s mix of earnestness, passion, and low-key intensity. Even their bursts of dramatic emotion about their faves, like “i’m gonna rip my clothes off”, feel like a more online, fandom-era version of Lisa’s high-strung, heartfelt devotion to what she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly interactive and attention-embracing, with lots of direct calls to others like “EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS RIGHT NOW”, “WHERE ARE YALL AT”, and asking followers for input in “guys send me gimmicks and i’ll love you forever”, suggesting they gain energy from engagement and shared enthusiasm. Their content is more Intuitive than Sensing: even though they reference lots of concrete media (songs, photos), they use them as springboards for emotional/imagistic reactions like “watched damon sing white light in the priest fit again and started foaming at the mouth” and playful hyperbole such as “thank god i wasn’t there they would’ve heard me moaning”, showing a focus on subjective meaning rather than details. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking, expressing affection, admiration, and emotional bonding—e.g. “AWWW STOP THIS IS SO SWEET 🥹 ILY”, “i love them so much”, and promising “i’ll write more in my fics just for you”—instead of structured arguments or detached analysis. Finally, they seem Perceiving: their tweets convey spontaneity and going with the flow, such as “i don’t know if i should work on another edit or write another fic” and impulsive excitement like “I WILL BE TUNING IN”, rather than detailed plans or rigid schedules. The combination of outward enthusiasm, emotionally expressive stan culture, creative fic/editing energy, and flexible, spur-of-the-moment posting style fits best with ENFP.

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Blur, Gorillaz & caffeine enthusiast. I make edits, write fics, and occasionally scream about Damon Albarn. Once nearly cried over a B‑side mix.– @prettygirlwhy

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around blackberry gin, a nod to the moody, dark alt vibes of blur and gorillaz that flood their timeline, like when they demand everyone listen to Mellow Song “everyone listen to mellow song right now”. A hit of cold brew coffee concentrate channels their wired, slightly unhinged thirst posting energy, from “i need you so bad graham coxon” to “i need you guys to stop rting 1999 blur before i start moaning at my screen” (link). Elderflower liqueur adds a soft, pretty sweetness for the affectionate, supportive side that shows up when they say “AWWW STOP THIS IS SO SWEET 🥹 ILY” and promise “i’ll write more in my fics just for you” (link). A touch of smoked sea salt syrup reflects the slightly feral, dramatic edge of “i’m gonna rip my clothes off” and “thank god i wasn’t there they would’ve heard me moaning” (link), giving it a grown, sultry kick. Finally, a grapefruit peel twist is bright and a little bitter-sassy, like them waking up the timeline with “good morning!!” selfies and gleefully declaring “CAN WE TALK MORE ABOUT DILF DAMON” (link), making this drink strong, slightly sweet, and unapologetically chaotic in the best way.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of wit, niche knowledge, and creative obsession that points most clearly to Ravenclaw. Their bio literally frames life as a learning process — “wake up, charlie, use your wits, learn something” — which already foregrounds intellect and cleverness. They’re constantly curating music and offering tailored recs with context, like when they give a mini list of Blur B-sides and deeper cuts instead of obvious picks in “okay so… it’s very hard to pick so i’m giving a small list…” and do the same for Fontaines D.C. in “absolutely!!! here’s a few i think you might like: winter in the sun, televised mind…”. There’s also clear creative output and fandom meta-thinking: they talk about deciding whether to work on an edit or write another fic in “i don’t know if i should work on another edit or write another fic” and proudly mention a specific, era-based fic in “wrote a magic whip era gramon fic if anyone wants to know”, which shows both analytical engagement and artistic expression. Their sense of humor and slightly self-aware dramatic flair in posts like “i need you guys to stop rting 1999 blur before i start moaning at my screen” and “thank god i wasn’t there they would’ve heard me moaning” reads more as witty, performative exaggeration than raw impulsiveness, tilting them away from Gryffindor or Slytherin. Overall, the combination of curated taste, rec-listing, fic-writing, and explicit valuing of wit and learning fits a passionate, artsy Ravenclaw far better than the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for them is Beetlebum by Blur because their entire timeline orbits Damon Albarn and Blur in a very intense, emotional way. They randomly drop the song into the timeline with posts like “beetlebum on the tl just cause”, which shows it’s not just a track they like, but a staple of their mood. The messy, obsessive, slightly chaotic feel of Beetlebum fits with tweets such as “i need you guys to stop rting 1999 blur before i start moaning at my screen” and “as i was saying 2015 damon hit me up”. Their bio, “wake up, charlie, use your wits, learn something,” plus constant thirsting like “CAN WE TALK MORE ABOUT DILF DAMON” and “loml aka damon albarn”, mirrors the song’s mix of vulnerability, fixation, and intensity. Overall, Beetlebum captures their blend of romance, obsession, and slightly unhinged Blur fandom more than any other song.

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