pretzeldolls
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Politically-aware: Speaks clearly on global issues and state violence, e.g. condemning ICE in “Why would someone deserve to be murdered for exercising their second amendment rights?” and supporting Palestinians in “i really hope all the horrible cruelty towards palestinians cease at once very very soon.”
- Boundaries-aware: Sets explicit lines about not wanting association with certain behavior, e.g. rejecting real-person child actor content in “if any of you support rpf with child actors please hard block me” and clarifying follower-age issues in “a lot of mdni accounts are following me lately. is my age not clear enough in my bio orrrrrr”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about their own behavior and views over time, e.g. reconsidering arguing online in “i used to argue pretty vividly with antis… whats the purpose of debating people if no matter what you say, theyre never going to even consider a different perspective?” and acknowledging deleted work as unfortunate in “i accidentally deleted the best fanfic i ever wrote”.
- Supportive-fandom: Engages warmly with niche interests and encourages others, e.g. inviting Genshin friends in “my genshin uid is 675637166 go send me friend requests” and cheering on someone’s recovery in “We will talk to you till you recover yourself :(...i'll wait until your recovery.”.
- Humorous-creative: Uses exaggerated jokes and playful bits to entertain, e.g. over-the-top roleplay in “Hehehe im not going to eat today 'You baka!! What did I say about going on edtwt!?'” and parody meme posts like “hello👽guys👽if👽you👽come👽across👽an👽email👽that👽links👽you👽to👽a👽free👽shota👽videos👽website”.
Weaknesses:
- Harmful-sexualization: Frequently sexualizes fictional minors and labels themself as a lolishota fan, e.g. bio “lolishotacon proshipper” and explicit attraction in “real men will never be as cute and erotic as shotas and i stand by that”.
- Edgy-shockhumor: Relies heavily on extreme or violent jokes that can be distressing, e.g. “vagueposters should be stoned to death” and “MINORS DNI ALL OF YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS DESERVE TO DIE.”.
- Self-destructive-talk: Tweets about not eating and suicidal thoughts in a casual way, e.g. “Hehehe im not going to eat today”, “pinterest takes make me want to kill myself”, and “i think i might actually be having a heart attack #isthismylasttweet”.
- Hostile-tone: Often responds to disagreement with insults or contempt, e.g. calling others “creeps” in “if any of you support rpf with child actors please hard block me, i dont want to associate myself with creeps” and ranting about “gringos” in “i will always have a deep hatred in my soul for gringos making absolutely everything about themselves”.
- Provocative-branding: Builds an online persona around highly controversial labels and content that invite conflict, e.g. self-identifying as “lolishotacon proshipper” in bio and posting bait tweets like “i'm 38 and my boyfriend is 12” and “im 28 and my boyfriend is 5”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: provocative, chaotic, and irreverently funny. Their timeline is full of deliberately edgy, boundary-pushing jokes like “real men will never be as cute and erotic as shotas and i stand by that” and exaggerated bits such as “i just got my first ever death threat 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 im finally an advanced level proshipper”, which mirrors Bart’s love of shock value and rebellion. They mix crude humor with self-aware melodrama, as in “Everyone is celebrating this mundane 'Happy New Year'. I see no happiness in this new year, only impending doom, sadness and despair. I guess I'm just too twisted for this society, haha.”, echoing Bart’s over-the-top angst when things don’t go his way. Their posts often mock authority or moral scolding—e.g., “its not 'adult business' to not harass others for what they ship, you can perfectly be a minor and understand the difference between fiction and reality”—similar to how Bart constantly pushes back against rules and moralizing adults. Even their gleeful trolling tone, like “vagueposters should be stoned to death”, feels very prankster-core, fitting Bart’s impulsive, troublemaking personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
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Some pickup lines for you
- You said real men will never be as cute and erotic as shotas, but have you considered a very real Uruguay-en enjoying your art and Wordle rage from the DMs instead?
- You’re out here hating OOC fanfics and Miraculous Marinette, but if we were a ship I promise I’d be perfectly in character: obsessed, a little unhinged, and inexplicably devoted to you.
- You accidentally deleted the best fanfic you ever wrote, but it’s fine — we can just rewrite it together as a slow-burn enemies-to-lovers between a loud proship gremlin and the random loser who slid into their replies.
- You keep saying you’re not gonna become an alcoholic and then making shit while drunk — I volunteer as your designated driver, emotional support Uruguayan, and taste-tester for future bullshit projects.
- Your tl is shota jokes, political rants, cup noodles, and niche fandom brainrot… I don’t know if that makes you a Wordle of the day or a five-star gacha pull, but either way I’m definitely rolling for you.
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16 • she/any • Uruguay 🇺🇾 | draws, games & overshares about Wordle, Danganronpa and cup noodles | Once deleted my best fic right before posting.– @pretzeldolls
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Mystery Mix
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Gryffindor
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Your movie
Your song
Primadonna - MARINA
MARINA’s Primadonna fits them because it balances self-aware dramatics, dark humor, and online performativity in a way that mirrors their timeline. They lean into over-the-top, ironic edginess, like posting “feeling very lolicon today. might watch monogatari” and “i just got my first ever death threat 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 im finally an advanced level proshipper”, similar to the song’s tongue‑in‑cheek glamorization of being a messy main character. Their dramatic, faux-nihilistic posts such as “Everyone is celebrating this mundane 'Happy New Year'. I see no happiness in this new year, only impending doom, sadness and despair. I guess I'm just too twisted for this society, haha.” echo the song’s melodramatic self-image. At the same time, they’re very aware of fandom discourse and their own persona, as seen in “Ideas for tweets Twitter X 2025 funny proshiptwt posts Google search” and “im going to tweet like an annoying and performative passive aggressive dumbass”, which lines up with the song’s playful self-critique. The mix of sexual humor, controversial tastes, and unapologetic attitude in tweets like “real men will never be as cute and erotic as shotas and i stand by that” and “MINORS DNI ALL OF YOU LITTLE MAGGOTS DESERVE TO DIE. IF I DONT SEE YOUR AGE ANYWHERE ON YOUR BIO. I WILL KILL YOU” mirrors the song’s exaggerated confidence and mean-girl edge. Overall, Primadonna captures their self-conscious performance of being chaotic, dramatic, and a bit "too much" on purpose.
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