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The user is a devout, prayer‑focused Orthodox Christian who constantly asks for prayers, shares saintly quotes, and frames daily life in spiritual terms, much like Ned Flanders' overt religious devotion. For example they tweet "Coming back briefly just to ask for prayers. Spiritual warfare has been intense!" and "Might start this nativity X fast a few days earlier. Pray for me!" which mirrors Ned’s constant prayers. Their frequent theological reflections such as "Icons do not need any special prayer myron to be considered holy because they are already sanctified…" and "St. Theophan the Recluse on the satisfaction of righteousness opened up the way for God's mercy to reach us" echo Ned’s habit of quoting scripture and saints. They also display a wholesome, earnest desire to help others, urging "Remember to pray for those you argue and disagree with online," reminiscent of Ned’s caring nature. While the user also jokes about memes and AI, the core of their online persona is a pious, prayer‑centric one that best aligns with Ned Flanders.

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The user’s tweets reveal a strong inner focus on theological study and personal reflection, such as "Spiritual warfare has been intense!" and "I remember that Men in Black had me realizing…", indicating introverted orientation. Their frequent references to abstract doctrines, saints, and speculative ideas—e.g., "If God created a new world completely made of gold…" and quoting St. Theophan the Recluse—show a preference for intuition over concrete details. The logical structuring of arguments, like the three‑point justification explanation and the detailed discussion of grace versus merit, demonstrates a thinking (T) decision style. They also prioritize organization and planning, evident in statements like "Now, justification in this life is given to us according to these three things" and "Big news concerning Puerto Rican Orthodoxy coming soon," reflecting a judging (J) attitude. Overall, these patterns align best with the INTJ personality type.

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Puerto Rican accountant & Orthodox apologist; liturgy‑lover, gym‑rat, basketball fan who once prayed for a sneezing altar. #FaithAndFinance– @PRicanOrthodox

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The dark rum honors Rick’s Puerto Rican heritage, echoing his tweet about "Big news concerning Puerto Rican Orthodoxy coming soon" and his pride in the island. Honey adds a sweet, sacramental note that reflects his devotion to the saints and theosis, as he often cites St. Theophan the Recluse and St. Tikhon. Pomegranate juice symbolizes the blood of Christ and the liturgical depth of his posts, such as "Spiritual warfare has been intense!" and "Served in the altar today for the first time and this dusty sticharion gave me the absolute worst allergies throughout the whole liturgy 😭😭". A dash of Angostura bitters captures the bitterness of spiritual struggle and his humor about online battles, like "The algorithm is trying to make my non Christian non Liberal friends Nazis!!". Finally, a rosemary sprig garnish represents his constant prayers and requests for intercession, seen in tweets like "Coming back briefly just to ask for prayers".

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Rick’s timeline is filled with deep theological study and frequent quoting of saints, such as "Talked to my priestmonk today about St. Augustine's influence on the soteriology of St. Gregory Palamas" and "Loving the knowledge of Scripture is the thing I'm most grateful for being taught during my stint as an evanjelly". This shows a strong desire for knowledge and intellectual pursuit, key Ravenclaw traits. He also often requests precise sources, e.g., "Hey Harry… could you for the sake of Christ … provide a screenshot of the Greek text you provided?" indicating a scholarly curiosity. While he does show devotion, the dominant pattern is his analytical engagement with doctrine, like "If God created a new world… this would certainly be an infinitely smaller charisma than if He gave you one instant of true grief and true contrition". These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw’s love of learning and wisdom.

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Rick frequently asks for prayers, as seen in "Coming back briefly just to ask for prayers. Spiritual warfare has been intense!" and "Remember to pray for those you argue and disagree with online", showing his reliance on prayer. The song’s chorus—"We've got to hold on to what we have"—mirrors his determination to push through spiritual battles and personal doubts, like when he writes "Decided to come back, don't know how long it'll take to regret this decision". The lyric "Whoa, we're halfway there, livin' on a prayer" captures his balance between daily struggles (gym, basketball, work) and his constant prayerful focus. Overall, the anthem’s blend of perseverance and faith perfectly reflects his blend of Orthodox devotion, spiritual warfare, and everyday life.

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