Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social Initiative: Frequently reaches out to others to play games, such as asking "who wanna play iceborne wit me?".
- Academic Aptitude: Claims to maintain "good marks" in school despite a lack of formal study habits.
- Gamification of Life: Successfully uses gaming interests to build social circles, boasting a "100% success rate" for helping friends find relationships.
- Self-Improvement Effort: Shows a desire to change behavior, expressing pride in staying away from "groomers" for a full day.
- Deep Lore Knowledge: Demonstrates high attention to detail in Monster Hunter World by "identifying specific map locations" via descriptions.
Weaknesses:
- Oversharing Fetishes: Publicly posts highly explicit details about "pegging and toes" and vore.
- Emotional Instability: Fluctuates between extreme loneliness and "breakdowns" while seeking constant validation from oomfs.
- Lack of Filter: Openly discusses "relapsing" and toxic online interactions in a public school context.
- Inappropriate Humor: Makes aggressive or controversial jokes, such as comparing a monster to "Hitler".
- Digital Dependency: Admits to a habit of keeping a "phone stopwatch" running indefinitely and struggling with social media attention.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Like Milhouse, Primm is a chronically lonely and socially awkward teenager who constantly pleads for attention and validation from his peers, often posting things like “Who want me? (PLEASE IM SO LONELY”. He shares Milhouse’s specific brand of 'uncool' interests and desperation, openly admitting to being a “chopped and single twink” who struggles with basic social standing. His life is defined by minor domestic tragedies and niche hobbies, such as when he complains that his “dad banned me from making 67 jokes or saying the words chud”. Ultimately, his mix of intense Monster Hunter fandom and tragic oversharing perfectly mirrors Milhouse’s 'thrill-house' energy and his status as a perpetual underdog who is “feeling sad and lonely again” during school breaks.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Primm exhibits Extroversion (E) through an intense, constant seeking of external validation and social interaction, frequently asking “Who wanna play mh world wit me?” and “Who want me? (PLEASE IM SO LONELY”. Their Intuition (N) is shown through an abstract, imaginative connection to media, such as “giving the monsters personalitys” and shipping them based on perceived vibes. The Feeling (F) trait is dominant in their highly emotional, vulnerable outbursts about being “sad and lonely” or “mentally unwell,” prioritizing personal authenticity and emotional state over logic. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is evident in their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and lack of structure, openly admitting that “all of my gifs are like fetish shit or some stupid bullshit” rather than a curated or organized feed.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Astalos? Because even if others rank you low, you're the number one spark in my heart.
- I promise I’m nothing like Tigrex—I’d never be a fraud, and I definitely won't make you feel like you're hunting alone.
- Forget the history class drama; if you were my classmate, I’d be way too focused on you to ever scroll through my phone.
- I’ve got the two dollars if you’ve got the coin—let’s skip the solo hunt and finally get you that Iceborne DLC together.
- I may not have a bug fursona, but I’m still ready to crack a few jokes and keep you warm during these cold school holidays.
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Your new Twitter bio
Monster Hunter enthusiast and NSW local. When I’m not analyzing Old World lore or maining hammer in Iceborne, I’m hunting for the perfect vintage Transformer.– @PrimmTFtwinkGuy
Your signature cocktail
The Fraud Hunter’s Palico Punch
This experimental cocktail is designed for the “lonely touch starved twink” who spends his days hunting monsters and his nights “panting like a dog” over 6'7 tall guys. The vibrant green hue honors his favorite monster, noting that “Astalos being so low hurts me,” while the chaotic malt garnish represents his New Year's tradition of “rating whole box of malteasers.” It’s a strong, bittersweet drink served in a glass that probably should be wearing a “collar,” perfect for someone who admits their “gifs are like fetish shit or some stupid bullshit.”
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Primm displays the quintessential Gryffindor trait of reckless bravery and a defiant 'hero complex' when standing up for others, as seen in his heated defense of younger users against online harassment: “I really hate people that decide to blame kids... so how about you shut the fuck up and listen”. His impulsiveness is a recurring theme, whether he is boldly coming out as a furry to a judgmental school group chat (“Came out as a furry in my school year 11 whatsapp gc... fuck my stupid chud life”) or loudly declaring war on specific enemies (“#KillAllTigrex”). He possesses a raw, unfiltered honesty that prioritizes personal conviction over social standing, embodying the house of the lion through his confrontational bio (“hunting all frauds, #1 agenda hunter”) and his willingness to face social consequences for his beliefs.
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Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
This song perfectly encapsulates Primm's struggle with his primal urges, fetishes, and the self-loathing that follows his 'relapses.' He openly struggles with his online identity, stating, “I wish it didn’t feel so good to give in and relapse cause maybe then I could go 1 week before giving up”, mirroring the song's themes of losing control to an inner beast. His obsession with Monster Hunter and 'beastly' kinks are central to his persona, as seen when he says, “Beat odagaron while wearing a collar, showed that mf who the real good boy is”. Ultimately, the track reflects the chaotic blend of his aggressive 'fraud hunting' agenda and his deep-seated desire for human connection, often crying out, “Who want me? (PLEASE IM SO LONELY”.
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