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Your Simpsons character
Like the iconic shop owner Jeff Albertson, Scud is a dedicated connoisseur of niche media who isn't afraid to voice a harsh critique, famously declaring “it shouldn't have won best Indie game. Sorry not sorry. I'm dying on that hill”. They share a deep-seated appreciation for pop culture and physical hobbies, such as “looking at the situation” through a lens of high standards and sometimes abrasive social honesty. While they admit to being “agoraphobic”, they find freedom in their interests, proudly stating “I don't care if I'm cringe; I am free”. Ultimately, their blend of sharp-tongued gatekeeping and genuine fan passion perfectly mirrors the Simpsons character's personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
Scud exhibits Introversion (I) through their self-description as agoraphobic and their need to “decompress from long day”. Their Intuition (N) is visible in their preoccupation with abstract themes and the symbolic, such as describing themself as “the threat” or reflecting on “all known laws of the DSM 5”. They lead with Feeling (F), prioritizing personal values and emotional authenticity, as seen when they state “what brings me joy brings me joy. I don't care if I'm cringe; I am free”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through a spontaneous, non-linear approach to hobbies and life, insisting they will play games “when I get to them” rather than following a strict schedule.

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31 | Horror writer & Marvel enthusiast. Once hallucinated a zombie tracking app during a nightmare. Navigating life with agoraphobia and a love for cult cinema.– @PrimordialInk

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures a complex personality that refuses to 'no life' expectations, opting instead for a brew that is as unapologetic as their “I don't care if I'm cringe; I am free” mantra. The smoky base reflects an identity that isn't at risk because it “identifies as the threat,” while the spicy siracha rim pays homage to the small victories of cooking “despite my depression.” It’s a bold, experimental cocktail for someone who balances “medical fragility” with a deep love for cinema, serving as the perfect companion for a “long day” of watching Sean Patrick Flanery movies.

Your Hogwarts House
Scud exhibits strong Slytherin traits through their focus on self-preservation and their unapologetic, sharp-edged boundaries. They are fiercely protective of their energy, stating “I don’t like cutting people off but bitches be forcing my cleaver,” and they take pride in being a formidable presence, noting, “I’m not at risk because I identify as the threat.” Their resourcefulness is evident in how they use their “medical fragility” as a tool to guide others, while their ambition is channeled into niche creative mastery and a refusal to back down from controversial takes, such as “dying on that hill” regarding game awards. This combination of self-advocacy, a bit of 'cunning' wit, and a protective 'inner circle' mentality perfectly aligns with the house of ambition and preservation.

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Scud’s online presence is deeply rooted in early 2000s alternative culture, embracing a “cringe is dead” mindset that mirrors the emotional transparency of the emo-rock era. They explicitly champion self-acceptance despite being unconventional, stating, “I don't care if I'm cringe; I am free.” The song’s themes of mental health and social friction resonate with Scud’s frequent mentions of being “agoraphobic” and having “memory issues,” as well as their bluntness in social conflicts where they feel forced to “cut people off.” Ultimately, the track captures their specific blend of horror-fandom intensity and the resilient, self-deprecating humor found in tweets like “According to all known laws of the DSM 5, I AM crazy.”

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