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Your Simpsons character
The user describes themselves as a "shut‑in NEET" who rarely leaves home, as seen in the tweet "I have left the house exactly 1 time this year." They frequently express hopelessness and suicidal thoughts, e.g., "My AC broke and I'm this close to ending it all...." and "WAHHH... WHY WOULD YOU FORCE ME TO GET A JOB? ... I’LL DIE FOR SURE!" Their self‑deprecating, depressed tone ("Mentally ill and lazy…", "I'm stupid") mirrors Barney Gumble’s chronic depression and low self‑esteem. Barney is known for being a perpetual drunk who lives a shut‑in lifestyle, rarely holding a steady job and often lamenting his existence, which aligns with the user’s aversion to work and constant feeling of misery. While the user’s sexual fetish content has no direct Simpsons counterpart, the overall pattern of a downtrodden, submissive, and hopeless character best fits Barney Gumble.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows a strong introverted preference, repeatedly emphasizing isolation and limited social contact (e.g., "I have left the house exactly 1 time this year" and "Absolute shut in NEET"). Their communication leans toward intuitive processing, favoring imaginative fantasies and abstract ideas such as wanting to be a magical girl ("I wanna be a magical girl") and discussing fictional relationship dynamics. Decision‑making appears driven by personal feelings and values, as seen in statements like "You deserve so much better!" and "She loves receiving praise". Finally, the user exhibits a perceiving lifestyle, preferring flexibility and a lack of rigid planning, evident in self‑descriptions of laziness and spontaneity (e.g., "I'm lazy NEET", "I mayyyy be stupid"). This combination aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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Writer, cosplayer, & occasional plot twist creator after my AC died. 22, loves magical girl vibes, coffee, & quirky fan art. #NEETlife– @PrincessDisordr

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The line 'I wanna be a magical girl…' meets the dark cravings of a shut‑in NEET, so Lily's Lethal Lollipop blends a cheap vodka base with blackcurrant liqueur to echo the tweet 'WAHHH... WHY WOULD YOU FORCE ME TO GET A JOB? THIS IS MISERY! AGONY!' and the bitter edge of 'My AC broke and I'm this close to ending it all…'. The bright strawberry syrup and sparkling edible glitter capture the whimsical 'I'm really cute... Super cute...' vibe and the magical‑girl aesthetic. A splash of fresh lemon juice adds a sharp, painful zing, mirroring the self‑destructive tone of 'I'm sexually attracted to… I have to kill myself now.' Finally, the hidden dash of absinthe whispers 'Closets welcome!!', a secret ingredient that stays hidden until the glass is shaken, just like Lily's hidden desires.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently demonstrates analytical thinking about fandom, such as explaining the correct hierarchy of Cloud, Aerith, and Tifa: “For example: Cloud Aerith and Tifa polycule... A fake fan will tell you that Cloud tops... This is WRONG!! Cloud bottoms, Tifa is still in the middle, and Aerith tops both of them.” This focus on dissecting character dynamics appears again in “The easiest way to tell if someone is a fake fan is to ask about the relationship dynamics of characters.” Their creative pursuits—writing, cosplay and magical‑girl fantasies—show a penchant for imagination and intellect, evident in posts like “I’m a magical girl” and “Fun fact: She’s actually a super cool and awesome magical girl.” While they express depressive feelings, the consistent emphasis on knowledge, analysis, and creative expression aligns with Ravenclaw’s value of wit and learning. Therefore the traits most strongly match Ravenclaw.

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The song "Mad World" (originally by Tears for Fears, famously covered by Gary Jules) captures Lily’s bleak, isolated mindset and yearning for escape. Their self‑description as an “Absolute shut in NEET” and tweets like "I have left the house exactly 1 time this year." and "My AC broke and I'm this close to ending it all...." echo the song’s refrain about a world that feels crazy and empty. The desperate plea in "WAHHH... WHY WOULD YOU FORCE ME TO GET A JOB? THIS IS MISERY! AGONY! AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YETTT! I'LL DIE FOE SURE!" mirrors the lyric "And I find it kind of funny, I guess I'm not the only one" and the overall feeling of a mad world. Meanwhile, whimsical lines like "I wanna be a magical girl..." and "I'm really cute... Super cute..." reflect the song’s undercurrent of wanting something brighter beyond the gloom, making "Mad World" a fitting anthem for Lily.

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