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Sideshow Bob is a cultured, literate villain whose love of obscure literature matches the user’s tweet about reading "17776" and quoting "Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" – "I just flipped a coin five times to decide whether I should buy EU5 and it kept landing on heads call me Rozenkranz (and Guildenstern are dead)". The bio’s claim of being "ontologically evil" aligns with Bob’s role as a scheming, morally bankrupt antagonist. His random, dark‑toned posts such as "it's dark and rainy I hate this city" and "I need more flares" reflect Bob’s dramatic, gloomy demeanor. The frivolous purchase of a "$1,000 toaster" mirrors his penchant for extravagant, pointless gadgets, and his directionless vibe after repeated failures is echoed in his whimsical tweet about the Mojave phone booth.

Your MBTI personality Type
The account’s tone is quiet and self‑directed, with posts like "I finished my seminar paper and now I'm free for the winter" and "I need more flares," suggesting Introversion (I). Their fascination with abstract ideas—reading "17776," calling themselves "ontologically evil," and musing about the Mojave phone booth—points to Intuition (N). Decision‑making appears analytical and detached, as seen in "I just flipped a coin five times to decide whether I should buy EU5…," a classic Thinking (T) approach. The spontaneous, unstructured nature of their tweets—random purchases, impulsive thoughts, and whimsical remarks such as "shocker…"—reflects a Perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the INTP personality type.

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Researcher & writer fascinated by speculative fiction, once splurged on a $1k toaster, and still can't decide if I'm Jay or Jane at Wendy's.– @principicide

Your signature cocktail
The Ontological Flare is a smoky, midnight-hued cocktail that captures the dark, rainy city vibe of JC's tweet, "it's dark and rainy I hate this city". A base of mezcal provides the desert feel of the Mojave phone booth, echoing the line "thinkin bout the Mojave phone booth". A splash of blue curaçao adds a vivid, envious glow reminiscent of the aurora they wish they could see, as they lamented "I'm really quite envious that I didn't get to see the aurora :(". Charcoal-infused simple syrup and a dash of chili-infused honey bitters give the drink a black, bitter edge that mirrors the bio's claim of being "ontologically evil" and the tweet "shocker...". Finally, a coin-flip garnish of a lime wheel nods to the whimsical decision-making in "I just flipped a coin five times ... call me Rozenkranz (and Guildenstern are dead)", making each sip a gamble.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal a strong intellectual curiosity, for example "I read all of 17776 because some tweets reminded me of it. I'm glad that I did." and a literary nod to "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" in "I just flipped a coin five times to decide whether I should buy EU5 and it kept landing on heads call me Rozenkranz (and Guildenstern are dead)". They also emphasize academic achievement, saying "I finished my seminar paper and now I'm free for the winter", showing a dedication to learning. Their fascination with obscure subjects like the Mojave phone booth – "thinkin bout the Mojave phone booth" – further indicates a love of knowledge and curiosity. These characteristics align closely with Ravenclaw, the house that values wisdom and intellect.

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The user’s bio says they are "directionless" and their tweets convey a sense of bleak, random existence, which matches the melancholy of "Mad World". Lines like 'it's dark and rainy I hate this city' echo the song’s gloomy atmosphere and the lyric 'All around me are familiar faces, worn out places'. Their obsession with randomness, as seen in 'I just flipped a coin five times… call me Rozenkranz (and Guildenstern are dead)', reflects the song’s refrain 'Mad world'. The reference to reading 17776, a surreal, future‑focused story, underscores the song’s sense of alienation and absurdity. The overall tone of the tweets – from 'frivolous purchase of a one thousand dollar toaster' to 'I’m really quite envious that I didn’t get to see the aurora' – captures the disenchanted, wandering spirit of the track.

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