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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Protective: Her readiness to block predators — 'Pedophiles and their supportive boytoyfriends stay blocked' — and the 'paladin' metaphor show someone who actively defends others.
- Creative: She composes stories across accounts and crafts art constantly — 'slowly piecing a story together across three accounts' and 'I need to lock in and start drawing Atalante'.
- Expressive: Her timeline is emotionally direct and performative — lines like 'I've been through hell, but I'm still here' and Victorian joking about suicidal phrasing show candor and voice.
- Community-oriented: She celebrates, helps, and rallies others: 'GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!' and 'Knowing I saved even one person makes the tears worth it.'
- Playful: She layers humor into everything, from painting marines as blueberries to calling herself 'fun sized' — 'Make no mistake, I am in fact fun sized.'
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: She openly struggles with dysphoria and low energy: 'But effort is hard when you're so downtrodden you forget to eat or shower.'
- Impulsive: Frequent capriciousness appears in impulsive posts and decisions like considering DoorDash ('should i say fuck it and sign up to be a doordash driver?') and spur-of-the-moment paint choices.
- Overexposed: She posts raw emotional material publicly (dark jokes, medical frustration), which can make personal boundaries bleed online, e.g. joking about suicidal phrasing and detailed dysphoria notes.
- Conflict-prone: She engages in and notes online infighting ('unfortunately, the infighting never stops'), which can drain energy and escalate stress.
- Scattered focus: Juggling multiple projects across accounts and hobbies ('three accounts, two privs') suggests attention is frequently split, making long projects harder to finish.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa matches Hel's combination of nerdy passions, moral clarity, and creative intelligence: like Lisa, Hel loves intellectual fandoms ('Type Moon'), plays and thinks deeply about games and art, and speaks up on ethics (blocking predators, protecting others). Both are often the conscience in chaotic spaces and have little patience for ugliness, while also being a little performatively sincere and emotionally intense.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ENFP fits Hel's outgoing, imaginative, and values-driven style. Extraverted: she constantly reaches out for company and celebration — 'anyone wanna hang out while i paint my marines?' and many enthusiastic, public reactions. Intuitive: she stitches narratives across accounts and loves the speculative — 'slowly piecing a story together across three accounts' shows pattern-seeking and future-oriented imagination. Feeling: she makes decisions through empathy and moral clarity: 'Knowing I saved even one person makes the tears worth it' and her protective blocking policy are value-led. Perceiving: her flexible, spontaneous posts — from last-minute DoorDash thoughts to sudden paint decisions ('I'm just gonna paint my marines as blueberries') — show adaptability and a dislike for rigid plans.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you one of my painted marines? Because I could stare at you for hours and still want to repaint you in blueberry.
- If you were a Fate servant I'd roll for you every time — my highest roll goes to your smile.
- Do you have paladin energy? Because every time you show up I feel a little safer and a lot brighter.
- Want to come hang out while I paint? I promise bad jokes, great tea, and a commission-worthy cuddle pose.
- I'd RT your heart out and still save a bookmark just for you — come be my player two.
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She/They | Type-Moon fan, fighting-game nerd, TTRPG writer & miniature painter. Paladin energy, pro-wrestling RTs, and messy heart on display. Garland, TX — art/commissions & gentle chaos. Priv: @alicenadie– @privaterumor
Your signature cocktail
Paladin's Blueberry Dawn
The 'Paladin's Blueberry Dawn' captures Hel perfectly: the blueberry notes nod to 'I'm just gonna paint my marines as blueberries,' the gin gives a sharp, witty backbone to match her biting humor, honey softens the edges like the compassion in 'Knowing I saved even one person makes the tears worth it,' and the sparkling top mirrors the sunny 'I brought the sun up behind me' paladin moment. It's equal parts fierce, sweet, and a little ridiculous — just like her.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Gryffindor fits Hel because she repeatedly chooses the brave, protective move: 'i love being the paladin' and her blunt policy 'Pedophiles... stay blocked' are both courage-in-action. She displays a willingness to confront unpleasant things online and in life — from calling out danger to tirelessly applying for jobs ('JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'). Her emotional honesty — 'I've been through hell, but I'm still here' — pairs courage with resilience, classic Gryffindor traits.
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Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia
The defiant resilience of 'Titanium' reflects posts like 'I've been through hell, but I'm still here' and her general stance of protecting others and refusing to be broken. The song's mix of vulnerability and unbreakable will pairs with Hel's candid, punchy emotional posts and the paladin-style 'I brought the sun up behind me' energy.
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