Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes patterns like using stress and overwork for weight loss in “best wl tip: take 20 credits worth of classes...” and noticing her own health changes in “turns out ive only been underweight all my life bc of a thyroid issue...”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and dramatic phrasing even about difficult topics, like “how do people eat plain yogurt. that shit tastes like a concept” and “WHY AM I SO CONSTIPATED HELP ME!!!! Sent from My Toilet”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Shares complex feelings about recovery, relapse, and relationships in tweets like “i know that its possible to still have an ed and eat 'normally' but being unable to restrict makes me want to die” and “she encourages me to eat... but the way she talks about my body is genuinely inspiration to lose 🤍”.
- Affectionate: Talks about her girlfriend with warmth and romantic focus in “today's edspo: girlfriend kissing on my collarbones...” and shows concern about not projecting onto her in “do people on edtwt use their partners for spo? personally i do not bc projecting onto someone i love sm feels beyond sick”.
- Intellectually-driven: Identifies as a student and leans into academics, like “going to the library to study”, taking heavy course loads in “take 20 credits worth of classes and be an active contributor to ur campus”, and optimizing study by “watch my lectures on the treadmill”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Explicitly frames life around anorexia and relapse, with posts like “lesbian anorexic”, “therapy canceled. more time to focus on my ed 🤍”, and planning fasts in “so how can i fast for a few days without anybody noticing”.
- Self-critical: Attacks her body and worth, calling herself “fat & fatter” in her bio and saying “right if I gain anymore ill be unlovable” and “my bmi is in healthy range... WHY AM I NOT UNDERWEIGHT ANYMORE!!!”.
- Competitive-comparing: Treats illness and thinness as competition, like “so the roommate i was lowkey in a competitive ed with is being suspended... do i win? am i best ana?” and being triggered by others’ weight in “seeing them skinnier? now that's triggering.”.
- Avoidant-honesty: Actively hides her struggles from people who could help, as in “scrolling edtwt before therapy knowing damn well i will not be discussing my eating habits ever” and planning excuses in “spamming the 'i already ate' / 'my stomach hurts' methods”.
- Health-neglecting: Prioritizes weight loss over physical well-being, ignoring risks she’s aware of in “researching for wl methods... accidentally finding all of the terrible health risks that come with being underweight”, and pushing fasting despite feeling sick in “my body being too sick to restrict right around spring break”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Pearl maps most closely onto Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, older-university AU version of her. She’s clearly academically driven and overcommitted, like Lisa taking every club and class at once, as shown by her joking that the “best wl tip” is to “take 20 credits worth of classes and be an active contributor to ur campus. you will be too busy and likely too stressed to eat.” She’s intensely self-analytical and wry about her own mental health, scrolling edtwt before therapy and admitting she “will not be discussing my eating habits ever”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to intellectualize pain rather than fully open up. Her moral awareness and criticism of her own community, like asking “why are so many people on edtwt racist”, echo Lisa’s social conscience. At the same time, she has a very specific identity and pride in it—academically pressured, queer, and struggling with perfectionism—similar to Lisa’s combination of high-achieving student, activist, and emotionally overloaded kid, just filtered through edtwt humor and disordered-eating culture.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they are highly interactive, joke openly about being the “local known anorexic” at their college and about their girlfriend and friends, and enjoy public campus life, e.g. “best wl tip: take 20 credits worth of classes and be an active contributor to ur campus” and “i wonder if anyone on edtwt attends or wants to attend my college but i'm also the local known anorexic”. Their thinking is strongly Intuitive (N): they talk in metaphors and concepts more than concrete detail, such as “how do people eat plain yogurt. that shit tastes like a concept” and “you genuinely have to gaslight yourself . serious self manipulation technique”, and they often frame their ED and uni life in broader, ironic narratives rather than simple facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their decisions and self‑talk revolve around love, validation, and guilt (e.g. “i keep postponing starving bc my gf loves going on dates” and “do people on edtwt use their partners for spo? personally i do not bc projecting onto someone i love sm feels beyond sick”), and they’re affected by how others see their body, like “seeing people from high school... seeing them skinnier? now that's triggering.”. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they frequently talk about “accidentally” fasting or binging, shifting plans impulsively (e.g. “accidentally fasted 18 hours and it was the most productive uni day ever” and “on everybody's soul, this is my last binge of 2026.”), and they sketch ambitious weight-loss goals in a casual, non-systematic way like “drinking my 1000kcal milkshake as i plot out how im gonna lose 1000kg by march”. Taken together—outward, social energy, conceptual/ironic thinking, emotionally driven decisions, and loose, spontaneous planning—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said watching lectures on the treadmill had your ‘ana brain where??’ — if you ever want a study buddy, I promise I’ll bring snacks, hype you up, and only judge your GPA, not your BMI.
- You’re out here plotting spring break collarbones and Greek goddess threats, but honestly, I’d still be down bad for you at 10k steps, 0kcal tea, or 1000kcal milkshake — pick a version, I’ll simp for all of them.
- Your gf kissed every chest bone and you asked if you ‘won at wlwing’ — bold of you to assume the prize isn’t actually someone who looks at you the way you look at grilled nuggets with zesty buffalo sauce.
- You joked that the roommate with the competitive ED getting suspended might make you ‘best ana’ — I’m just trying to be best gay and ask if I can be your prize instead of the lowest BMI.
- You keep saying ‘studying & relapsing’, ‘therapy canceled, more time to focus on my ed’, and scrolling edtwt before sessions… if you ever want to try a plot twist, I volunteer as tribute to be the lesbian who makes you feel safe eating and still kissing your collarbones.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 | college overachiever who accidentally fast-studies in the library. Known on campus for heavy course loads, heavier books, and lesbian brain rot.– @prlexia
Your signature cocktail
The Starving Student Spritz
The Espresso vodka shot channels their overworked campus grind and academic chaos, echoing “best wl tip: take 20 credits worth of classes and be an active contributor to ur campus. you will be too busy and likely too stressed to eat.” and “accidentally fasted 18 hours and it was the most productive uni day ever. who says you can't be a starving student!!! WHO!!!”. Diet tonic with lime keeps it light and a little obsessive, mirroring their fixation on low-cal choices like “do we gaf about kcals/macros during liquid fasts? trying to keep it under 100kcal/day…” and “tea is 0kcal if you're pure of heart 🤍”. The grapefruit bitters bring a sharp, slightly punishing edge that reflects their self-critical, competitive streak from “so the roommate i was lowkey in a competitive ed with is being suspended from the college... do i win? am i best ana?” and “right if I gain anymore ill be unlovable”. A whipped coconut foam on top nods to the softness and love in their relationship—someone who keeps asking them to eat and kisses their collarbones—like “today's edspo: girlfriend kissing on my collarbones… did i win at wlwing” and “been in a relationship for one day and am already being asked to eat”. Finally, the edible glitter rim captures their dramatic, self-aware edtwt persona and desire to make everything just a bit extra, as in “drinking my 1000kcal milkshake as i plot out how im gonna lose 1000kg by march” and “lesbian anorexic”, making the drink sparkling, slightly chaotic, and unmistakably them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Pearl centers a huge amount of her life around academics and structured thinking, which leans strongly Ravenclaw. She frames even harmful habits as part of being a high-achieving student, like when she calls herself a “starving student” and describes how fasting boosts her productivity: “accidentally fasted 18 hours and it was the most productive uni day ever. who says you can't be a starving student!!! WHO!!!” and “best wl tip: take 20 credits worth of classes and be an active contributor to ur campus. you will be too busy and likely too stressed to eat.”. She also shows a very analytical, research-oriented approach to her life, even with her ED: “researching for wl methods for 2026 and accidentally finding all of the terrible health risks that come with being underweight”, and she thinks in terms of plans and strategies like “happy new year's or new year's eve! time to make a wl plan for 2026 🤍”. There’s wit and conceptual humor in tweets like “how do people eat plain yogurt. that shit tastes like a concept” and deadpan meta-observations like “the concept of telling people they don't need to eat”, which fit Ravenclaw’s cleverness more than any other house. While there are traces of Slytherin-style competitiveness in “so the roommate i was lowkey in a competitive ed with is being suspended from the college... do i win? am i best ana?”, her dominant traits are intellectualization, planning, and academic identity, making Ravenclaw the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
control - Halsey
The song control fits Pearl because it’s about battling a part of yourself that feels monstrous and all‑consuming, much like how she talks about her ED and relapse. She openly frames herself as "relapsing" and driven by harsh inner standards, like when she says "i know that its possible to still have an ed and eat 'normally' but being unable to restrict makes me want to die" and "1 day of ⭐️ving and i'm already getting the shakes. back in my day i was best ana....". Halsey’s lyrics about being terrified of her own mind parallel Pearl’s dark humor about sabotaging her health for thinness, for example "best wl tip: take 20 credits worth of classes and be an active contributor to ur campus. you will be too busy and likely too stressed to eat.". There’s also the tension between wanting recovery and being pulled back into harmful patterns, reflected when she says "therapy canceled. more time to focus on my ed 🤍" and "going to the library to study but ending up on edtwt cuz im a young ho", mirroring the song’s struggle for control over chaos. The mix of sharp self-awareness, morbidity, and vulnerability in her tweets echoes the way control balances raw confession with a dark, almost theatrical edge.
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