Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient spirit: She maintained her composure and focused on her goals even after “found out my bf cheated on me”.
- Community oriented: She actively engages with others by sharing her favorite things and “tagging oomfs to do the same”.
- Disciplined routine: She consistently hits high physical milestones, such as when she “finally got 20k steps” in a single day.
- Culinary creativity: She prepares aesthetically pleasing, nutrient-dense meals like “egg whites, turkey bacon, raw parm, and homemade ginger shots”.
- Polite communicator: She maintains a kind tone, regularly wishing her followers “goodnight oomfies sweet dreams”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive habits: She admits to harmful behaviors, noting that “the scale keeps dropping so i can't stop” even while losing herself.
- Social isolation: She avoids friends and social events based on body image, stating “i can't go out bc i'm fat”.
- Compulsive exercise: She forces herself into grueling workouts as punishment, such as “1 hr on the stair master” when she should be sleeping.
- Substance reliance: She relies on fat-loss aids to manipulate her weight, celebrating being “down 1kg” after taking laxatives.
- Extreme restriction: She engages in dangerously long periods of fasting, recently “fasting for 55hrs” for aesthetic reasons.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Molly mirrors Lisa Simpson through her intense perfectionism and high-achieving nature, often applying a disciplined, almost academic focus to her dietary habits. Just as Lisa can become obsessively devoted to various causes or self-improvement, Molly displays a rigid commitment to her routines, tweeting, “i took a pure barre class this morning & i'm ab to make sum green juice” and “been gluten free for over a week now and i love it smmm”. She possesses Lisa’s sense of cultural appreciation, mentioning “i'm seeing a broadway show tmr and i'm so excited” and referencing classic media like Dirty Dancing. Ultimately, her tendency to tie her self-worth to specific metrics is a darker reflection of Lisa’s need for validation, as seen when she claims, “i don't need new clothes i need to be 40kg”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFJ
Molly exhibits Introversion (I) through her preference for solitary activities like “walking in circles around my desk at work” and a tendency to avoid social functions when she feels uncomfortable. Her Sensing (S) trait is dominant in her fixation on concrete data, such as “down 1kg” and detailed tracking of “20k steps”. She aligns with Feeling (F) by making decisions based on emotional states and aesthetic values, such as identifying with celebrities or feeling “so ashamed” over media criticism. Finally, her Judging (J) preference is clear in her highly structured routines and rigid goal-setting, seen when she claims she is “not going” to Puerto Rico unless she hits a specific weight goal.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’d definitely walk 20,000 steps just to be the one taking you out for that morning bar trip you’ve been dreaming of.
- Are you a 2014 Ariana era? Because you’ve been my number one since the moment I saw your intro tweet.
- Forget the fasting holy trinity—I think you, me, and a Broadway show are the only trio that really matters this week.
- I promise I’m a much better long-term investment than grass-fed butter on a date, though I’m just as smooth.
- You can keep the walking pad and the green juice; as long as I’m the one you’re texting when you finally hit that Puerto Rico goal.
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NYC-based fashion & ballet enthusiast. When I’m not at Pure Barre or walking 20k steps, I’m hunting for the perfect vintage 50s vinyl and iced black coffee.– @prncssangels
Your signature cocktail
The Skinny Broadway Starlet
This drink is light and sharp to reflect her low energy and high standards, featuring a base of bubbly because “hit a new lw just in time for nye everyone clap”. The addition of black coffee represents her favorite vice since she says “i love iced black coffee sm”, while a single leaf of spinach nods to her liquid-only lifestyle of “tequila soda & handful of spinach”. It’s a classic, aesthetic choice for someone who is “seeing a broadway show tmr and i'm so excited”, garnished with gold leaf to match her 'Barbie doll' aesthetic. This cocktail is bitter yet sparkling, much like her sentiment that “i'm losing myself but the scale keeps dropping so i can't stop”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Molly demonstrates the classic Slytherin trait of ambition by setting extreme, data-driven goals and tying her self-worth to achieving them, such as when she declares, “i don't need new clothes i need to be 40kg”. Her resourcefulness and cunning are evident in how she navigates social pressures to maintain her lifestyle, specifically “going out to dinner w friends... gonna try to pull a cassie wish me luck”. She prioritizes her personal hierarchy of success above all else, even using negative emotions as fuel for her drive, noting how a betrayal makes it “easy it's gonna be to ☆ve now”. This intense focus on a singular, self-defined “greatness” and the disciplined pursuit of her “ugw” (ultimate goal weight) aligns her firmly with the house of the ambitious.
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Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly captures Molly’s obsession with achieving a specific aesthetic and the physical toll of her eating disorder. The lyrics about skin and bone resonate with her post, “i'm losing myself but the scale keeps dropping so i can't stop”, while the song's focus on beauty standards mirrors her goal to be a “barbie doll”. Her constant body checking and anxiety about social events, such as when she says, “my friends wanna go out tn but i can't bc i'm fat”, align with the track's themes of self-doubt and comparison. Ultimately, the song’s bittersweet tone reflects her struggle between the pride she feels in her “new lw” and the exhaustion of her daily routine.
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