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The user mirrors Barney Gumble’s self-deprecating nature and struggle with vice, specifically through his expressed craving for alcohol in tweets like “i havent drank in months i need that warmth again Ugh” and his dark humor regarding his health, noting, “Once I’m 21 i’m speedrunning liver failure even faster”. Like the lovable town drunk of The Simpsons, @pro_perbert possesses a surprisingly self-aware and intellectual side, jokingly claiming a “PhD in pervert studies”. Both the user and Barney share a certain tragic, lonely outlook on life, with the user describing their situation as a “lame lonely idiot Life”. Ultimately, their blend of crude humor and underlying sadness makes Barney the most fitting comparison.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion (I) through expressions of social isolation and low self-worth, such as saying “fuck my lame lonely idiot Life”. Their focus on abstract self-identity and dark humor over practical matters suggests Intuition (N), seen in the claim that their “PhD in pervert studies is real”. They align with Feeling (F) by prioritizing raw emotional honesty and vulnerability, admitting “I felt worthless, I felt ugly, I felt gay”. Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is evident in their chaotic, spontaneous tweeting style and lack of structure, highlighted by the statement “Will never sleep normally again”.

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20yo student and professional observer of the absurd. I survived a PhD in Pervert Studies just to realize my real talent is chronic insomnia and wrestling hot takes.– @pro_perbert

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This experimental concoction is designed for someone who claims a “PhD in pervert studies” and seeks to “speedrunning liver failure” once they hit legal age. The base of heavy spirits provides the specific “warmth” the user craves, while the bitter Fernet reflects a “lame lonely idiot Life”. To match their chaotic energy, the silver glitter ensures the drink is as visually intrusive as “molesting your eyes with my presence,” and the rusty nail garnish serves as a grim nod to their request for “one person you want killed with hammers.”

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The user demonstrates a classic Slytherin mix of self-preservation, ambition for status, and a provocateur's edge. He openly seeks social growth, noting “soon i will have 100 followers!!!”, and uses a transactional "follow back" strategy in his bio to build his influence. His pride in a niche, self-appointed title—“this PhD in pervert studies is real it’s the whole reason i’m a professional”—shows a desire for distinction, even if tongue-in-cheek. Furthermore, his blunt assessment of social situations, like seeing someone “grifting to right wing guys”, reveals an observant, cynical resourcefulness typical of the house.

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The song Creep perfectly captures the user's self-deprecating and outsider persona, characterized by a mix of self-loathing and a yearning for connection. They explicitly lean into a social stigma with their bio "professional pervert" and tweets like “Yeah i’m a pervert but like a chill one”, mirroring the song's theme of feeling like an anomaly. The lyrics' focus on insecurity and feeling unworthy of a romantic interest aligns with their admission: “I felt worthless, I felt ugly, I felt gay”. Furthermore, their expressions of isolation and misery in tweets like “fuck my lame lonely idiot Life” echo the somber, self-pitying atmosphere that makes the track a definitive anthem for the "weirdos" and "creeps" of the world.

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