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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak, the grizzled bartender of Moe's Tavern, is a perfect match because he is perpetually down‑hearted, uses profanity, and often vents his nihilistic worldview in crude jokes, much like this user’s tweets. The user writes, "I need to be lobotomized, i hate being able to think," echoing Moe’s frequent lament of being stuck in a miserable life. Their frequent profanity and shocking sexual self‑deprecation, such as "I need dick down my throat again 😔 Any volunteers?" mirrors Moe’s crude bar‑room humor and habit of saying things that shock the patrons. The user’s anti‑establishment rants ("Fuck Israel", "Let's drag people even further into Eating Disorders! yay!") line up with Moe’s cynical attitude toward society and his tendency to vent his anger on anyone who walks through his door. Finally, the user’s reliance on meme‑laden pictures and internet‑culture references ("Free blocklist in the comments btw!") matches Moe’s frequent use of low‑brow jokes and internet‑savvy commentary seen in recent episodes.

Your MBTI personality Type
Extraversion: The user frequently engages the public with bold, attention‑seeking statements like "⚠️BREAKING; TRUMP CLAIMS 'TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE'!!!" and repeatedly quotes other tweets, showing a preference for external stimulation. Sensing: Their focus on concrete, present‑day issues and vivid sensory details—e.g., "Deutsche wenn Sie weniger Fleisch essen sollen" and "Das Mahl eines Proleten"—indicates a reliance on tangible facts rather than abstract speculation. Thinking: The tone is blunt and dismissive of emotion, as seen in the direct "Fuck Israel" and the self‑critical "I need to be lobotomized, i hate being able to think," favoring objective reasoning over personal values. Perceiving: The stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts—ranging from political memes to personal cravings like "I need dick down my throat again 😔"—reveals a flexible, impulsive style without clear planning.

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20 | Music & Photography Lover 🎶📸 | Exploring life's ups & downs with humor | Always on the lookout for genuine connections! 🌍– @ProletenSau

Your signature cocktail
The drink is dark, bitter and spiked with heat, mirroring ProletenSau’s blend of depression, satire, and angry protest. Jägermeister nods to the German flag in the bio and the tweet "Thälmann ist niemals gefallen", while black vodka reflects the nihilistic anger seen in "Fuck Israel" and "fuck current Gaming". Blood orange adds a flash of chaotic color like the meme‑style "ANYTHING but Upload size" tweet, and Tabasco represents the fiery profanity in "PERKELE, HÄISTAA SAATANA VITTU". The activated charcoal gives the cocktail an almost opaque blackness, echoing the user’s "Severely Depressed" self‑description. As they write, "I need dick in my throat again", the cocktail delivers an intense, unapologetic punch.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's tweets reveal a self‑serving, provocative style that seeks attention and personal gratification, aligning with Slytherin’s ambition and cunning. Their disregard for social norms and willingness to shock, as seen in "Fuck Israel" and "I need dick down my throat again 😔 Any volunteers?", demonstrates a willingness to break rules for personal impact. Their self‑destructive comments such as "I need to be lobotomized, i hate being able to think" show a focus on self‑preservation and a willingness to manipulate their own image. The tweet "Let's drag people even further into Eating Disorders! yay!" shows a manipulative, provocative approach to gain influence. These traits fit Slytherin better than the bravery of Gryffindor, loyalty of Hufflepuff, or wisdom of Ravenclaw.

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The song 'Mad World' reflects feelings of depression and disillusionment, which resonates with @ProletenSau's bio where they describe themselves as 'Severely Depressed.' The tweet 'I need to be lobotomized, I hate being able to think' aligns with the song's theme of alienation and despair. Additionally, their expression of longing for safety and grappling with emotions, as seen in 'got reminded of my ex again, I kinda miss the feeling of safety he gave me,' underscores the emotional weight present in both the song and their tweets.

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