
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user comes across as emotionally intense, self-analytical, and hyper-aware of social dynamics, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they overthink their behavior and how others perceive them, seen in posts like “I need to calm down I think I’m being a bit off putting rn” and “I should not make jokes or I should just make them really obvious when I do because I feel mean now 💔”. They show strong, sometimes niche passions—FFXIII, Nier, Genshin, Wuthering Waves, Resident Evil—and defend them with opinionated commentary, similar to Lisa’s obsessive interests and moral stances, e.g. “I love Leon Kennedy but omg he is not the centre of resident evil I hate yall. If anyone needs to come back it’s Jill Valentine…” and “‘Final Fantasy isn’t political’”. There’s also a deep longing for connection and feeling misunderstood—“Methinks my psychiatrist was right about it being unrealistic for me to want a relationship but I just don’t wanna accept that…” and “I highkey hate being the single friend/friend that has nothing going on it’s so embarrassing and ugh”—which mirrors Lisa’s recurring arcs about loneliness and wanting to be loved and seen. Their affection and protectiveness toward friends, especially boomf/irl (“I hope my friends love me as much as I love them”, “Going to be gay and vulnerable for a second but I struggle so much figuring out gifts for my best friend because nothing feels good enough”), also echo Lisa’s intense but sometimes anxious devotion to the people she cares about. Overall, the combination of introspection, strong principles, niche fixations, and emotional volatility makes Lisa Simpson the best fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most content centers on their inner world, mental health, and a very small circle of close friends (mainly boomf/irl), e.g. “I’m so insanely bored all the time and it’s driving me crazy I never have anything to do and everyone is too busy to ever make plans” and “I wish irl lived closer so I could just ask him to come over whenever 💔”, which shows preference for deep one‑on‑one connection over broad socializing. Their focus on meanings, relationships, and hypothetical fears rather than concrete facts suggests Intuition (N), for example “There’s so much I want to say but it always comes out as me repeating the same thing over and over again and not actually saying the main things I want to say” and their tendency to spiral about implications like “Do not think I’m being paranoid but I don’t know how to approach this I’m just gonna wait methinks”. They are strongly Feeling (F): they judge situations by emotional impact and fairness (“I hope my friends love me as much as I love them”](https://x.com/promptoirl_/status/1996992788471128148), “Being a cis man with 2 diagnosed personality disorders and talking to new people feels like this until I prove I’m not evil”, and get deeply hurt by perceived rejection, as in “Me when psychiatrist said it’s probably unrealistic for me to want a romantic relationship so I just explode…”. Their lifestyle and self‑description point to Perceiving (P): they describe emotional volatility and impulsivity (“I have been manic more than I havent been manic this year and I’m convinced it’s given me brain damage”), struggle with plans and structure (“Going to explode I am so emotionally regulated and don’t freak out when plans change” – clearly ironic), and often ‘wait and see’ instead of deciding, as in “Is this is a situation I should just ignore till it goes away”. The combination of intense feelings, idealistic longing for love and friendship, and a tendency to ruminate on meaning and relationships over practicality is most consistent with INFP.

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Rae | 20 | he/him | Final Fantasy, Genshin & Wuwa enjoyer | once bought a friend too many NieR gifts and would absolutely do it again– @promptoirl_

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Overproof spiced rum stands in for the manic, self-destructive edge and heavy mental health arc, like when they say “I have been manic more than I havent been manic this year and I’m convinced it’s given me brain damage” and “Had this lump on my neck for over a year and i genuinely hope it’s turned into cancer holy shit”. Sour cherry liqueur brings in sweetness and jealousy all at once, echoing “Fear I am too jealous but I’ll get over it one day” and their painfully tender friend-crush energy in “Going to be gay and vulnerable for a second but I struggle so much figuring out gifts for my best friend because nothing feels good enough”. Tonic water with caffeine keeps the drink high-strung and buzzing, like their constant emotional overstimulation in “I’m so insanely bored all the time and it’s driving me crazy I never have anything to do and everyone is too busy to ever make plans” and the restless yearning in “I yearn to play games with boomf”. A dash of absinthe nods to hallucinations and antipsychotics, drawn from “Either a squirrel in my room or I am hallucinating both are bad” and “Antipsychotics aren’t working I fear what is wrong with me”. Finally, edible glitter and a sugared rim represent their romantic, dramatic, and thirsty flair, like “For Christmas I want (need) to be fucked” and the soft, devoted pining in “I wish irl lived closer so I could just ask him to come over whenever 💔”. This cocktail is strong, a little dangerous, sweet-sour, and glittery as hell—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and emotional devotion to friends. They repeatedly center their best friend “boomf/irl,” from yearning to game and hang out together (“I yearn to play games with boomf”, “It’s a crime that I’ve never really played a game with boomf but I will be changing that”) to constantly thinking about gifts that feel worthy of him (“I struggle so much figuring out gifts for my best friend because nothing feels good enough like he deserves the world and I merely have a small amount of change”). They clearly value being a good, caring friend and worry about whether they are loved back: (“I hope my friends love me as much as I love them”) and measure their own worth by their relationships (“I highkey hate being the single friend/friend that has nothing going on it’s so embarrassing”). Even in conflict or paranoia, their concern is fairness and not hurting others, such as second‑guessing jokes that might have come across mean (“I should not make jokes or I should just make them really obvious when I do because I feel mean now 💔”). While there is some impulsivity and dark humor, their defining traits are attachment, devotion, and a desire to be kind and appreciated in close relationships, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well‑suited song for them is Marina’s Teen Idle, with its mix of dark humor, self‑hate, and yearning for a different life. They openly flirt with self‑destructive thoughts like “Had this lump on my neck for over a year and i genuinely hope it’s turned into cancer holy shit” and “Someone shoot me I’m so serious”, which mirrors the song’s morbid, dramatic edge. The track’s themes of feeling like a failed protagonist and being emotionally messy fit tweets such as “I’m so normal and sane and don’t have attachment problems” and “My behaviour is so embarrassing sometimes”, where they’re half‑joking, half‑serious about their mental state. Teen Idle is also about craving love and experience but feeling fundamentally broken, echoing “Methinks my psychiatrist was right about it being unrealistic for me to want a relationship but I just don’t wanna accept that” and “I hope my friends love me as much as I love them”. The blend of melodrama, self‑awareness, and genuine vulnerability throughout their timeline lines up almost beat for beat with Marina’s lyrics and tone.

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