Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Uses sharp humor and inventive phrasing, like joking about JD Vance as “the chuddiest vice pres… JD is just a fag” in “I can’t believe I’m witnessing the chuddiest vice pres…”.
- Emotionally_aware: Open about feelings and vulnerability, e.g. tearing up at a video of someone being berated by their dad in “This just made me burst into tears at my job…”.
- Politically_engaged: Comments on politics and policy, as in “I’m really excited to witness the obama style Mamdani sweep…” and the critique of JD Vance in this tweet.
- Defends_others: Stands up for people being treated unfairly, like calling out rude criticism of female artists in “just delete the tweet altogether Being undeservingly rude to female artists…”.
- Self_expressive: Shares personal tastes, identity, and experiences openly, e.g. talking about her girlfriend in “i love getting DIM SUM WITH MY WIFE!!” and gender presentation in “how i look at 5’2 calling myself butch”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh_language: Frequently uses aggressive insults and slurs, such as “JD is just a fag” in this tweet and “you’re all so fucking stupid” in this reply.
- Self_destructive_talk: Casually references harming herself, like “sometimes you guys really make me want to kill myself” in this tweet and “KILL MYSELF 100 TIMES…” in this reaction.
- Public_oversharing: Shares intense personal distress and workplace issues in detail, e.g. venting about being harassed at work in “Who in their right mind walks into someone’s job and hits on them…”.
- Conflict_escalation: Responds to disagreements with hostility, telling someone “you’re nineteen. grow out of self harming and being an uncaring chud” in this reply.
- Cynical_outlook: Often frames situations in a defeated or bitter way, like “Every year everyone forgets my birthday…” in this post and “why does every 17 year old want me to go out and kill myself at my job” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Madeline reads most like Lisa Simpson if Lisa grew up extremely online, queer, and more foul-mouthed. Like Lisa, she’s politically sharp and willing to call things out bluntly, as in her critique of bad faith narratives about queer families: “?? what a weird narrative. she was married to a woman. the child has another mother he is not an orphan.”. She mixes moral seriousness with frustration and dark humor, e.g. “you’re nineteen. grow out of self harming and being an uncaring chud” and “you’re all so fucking stupid it just makes me want to strangle myself”, which mirrors Lisa’s exasperation with a world that doesn’t live up to her ideals. Her obsessive fandoms and niche intellectual fixations—like deep-diving My Chemical Romance lore and joking about Humanist Vampire (“what do u know about humanist vampire….”)—echo Lisa’s tendency to latch onto artsy, outsider interests. Even her bio, “A house cat in many respects,” fits Lisa’s mix of introversion, self-awareness, and wry self-description.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an extrovert: they love live shows, crowds, and social energy, e.g. being overwhelmed but still in the thick of concerts and queues like the presale rant in “wtf the point of a presale code if i’m still in a queue with 35 thousand people?? for one boston date?”, the karaoke bar flex in “I’m the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar”, and working very public-facing jobs where strangers constantly approach them, as in “Who in their right mind walks into someone’s job and hits on them for upwards of 15 minutes?”. Their humor and interests are highly intuitive (N)—they riff in metaphors and big-picture takes rather than concrete how‑to tips, like calling a guy “if a telephone pole had one wish to become an agarthan giant” in “wow i would probably freeze out of deer like instinct if i ever met 2hollis” and critiquing fan culture as exploitative in “everyone is swinging from gerard ways nuts… siphoning money from the credit limits of 28 year old unmarried women”. They are clearly feeling‑oriented (F): even when blunt or profane, the core of their posts is emotional impact and values—defending workers in “who cares if you’re diabetic and your back hurts. you catch crowdsurfers when they come over you or you stand in the back!”, calling someone out with “you’re nineteen. grow out of self harming and being an uncaring chud” in this reply, or being moved to tears by a father berating his son in “This just made me burst into tears at my job”. Their lifestyle is very perceiving (P)—spontaneous, reactive, and chaotic more than scheduled: they joke about stomachaches and impulse cravings like “telling myself i can’t have a vanilla coke until i eat a real breakfast but it’s noon and i want one”, complain about work and random annoyances as they arise in “bro it’s 11;40 and my boss is fucking geeking and won’t even talk to me I hate this fuckin job”, and lean heavily into in‑the‑moment, half‑serious death/suicide hyperbole like “Gonna die of a fuckin stomachache at 19 ok bye guys”. Taken together—their social, outward energy; abstract, metaphor‑heavy commentary; emotionally charged values‑based stance; and improvisational, unstructured daily life—fit best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you don’t use Pinterest for outfits, you use the Chloë Sherman archives — if we go thrifting, will you curate me like one of your butches, or am I destined to just smoke like a he/him and hope you approve?
- You’re 5’2 calling yourself butch and still the biggest star at the karaoke bar — if I scream along to the Love, Simon soundtrack with you, do I unlock boyfriend-who-never-met-a-bike-he-didn’t-want-to-ride privileges, or is that wife-only access?
- As a fellow hater of pool chemicals and weird propaganda, I promise our date is simple: dark roast coffee after work, a ledge to sit on, a spliff, and you explaining for the 400th time why Zach Bryan is not the worst person I know.
- You said every year everyone forgets your birthday and you just wait to see which random person messages you first — I’m trying to apply for the position of ‘non-random person who remembers, brings vanilla Coke, and takes you to dim sum with your wife.’
- You’re a self-described house cat who threatens to kill yourself 100 times over ticket queues and NYT mini paywalls — let me be the Garfield to your Mondays and the person you DM when your joints are screaming in your pocket and you need someone to stand in the common room and be feral with you.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 | Coffee, crosswords & crowd-surf etiquette | Once made a money spread from $500 paychecks, now I just rant about MCR and weird men at my job– @propagahndi69
Your signature cocktail
House Cat in a Mosh Pit
The House Cat in a Mosh Pit is loud, caffeinated, and just a little unhinged, like someone tweeting “Gonna die of a fuckin stomachache at 19 ok bye guys” and then going to work anyway. Overproof dark rum stands in for the chaotic, self-sacrificing show-goer who declares “who cares if you’re diabetic and your back hurts. you catch crowdsurfers when they come over you or you stand in the back!”. Cold brew coffee captures the pre-dawn grind and adulting exhaustion of “practicing for having kids by answering questions from old people at 6:18 am” and “should be coffee shops that open at like 4:30 so when i’m driving at 5;15 in the morning so i don’t kill everyone.”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, bright emo-cynicism from lines like “you’re nineteen. grow out of self harming and being an uncaring chud” and “you’re all so fucking stupid it just makes me want to strangle myself”. Spiced chili-honey syrup is the sweet heat of a butch who says “i love getting DIM SUM WITH MY WIFE!!” and calls herself a “Professional pigtail puller”. The smoked salt rim nods to the weed-and-concert haze of “the joints in my pocket fuckin SCREAMING right now im stankin up this common room” and the apocalyptic sincerity of “Squish their ass this is a Spotted Lantern Fly… It will kill North America”, giving the whole drink a feral, end-of-the-world sparkle.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Madeline shows a consistent pattern of blunt, confrontational courage that fits Gryffindor best. She repeatedly calls people out directly: telling a nineteen‑year‑old stranger to change their behavior in “you’re nineteen. grow out of self harming and being an uncaring chud” and scolding a rude fandom in “who cares if you’re diabetic and your back hurts. you catch crowdsurfers when they come over you or you stand in the back!”. Her political and cultural tweets also show a willingness to take loud, unpopular stances, like mocking right‑wing figures in “I can’t believe I’m witnessing the chuddiest vice pres in American history… JD is just a fag” and criticizing people for misogynistic commentary in “just delete the tweet altogether Being undeservingly rude to female artists doesn’t make it okay if you preface that they’re white”. There’s strong impulsiveness and dramatic self‑expression in posts like “KILL MYSELF 100 TIMES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUCK FUCK” and “this is maybe the worst day of my life”, which reads far more like hot‑blooded Gryffindor volatility than detached Ravenclaw analysis or calculating Slytherin composure. She does show care for others (e.g., calling out people who hit on workers trapped at their jobs in “Who in their right mind walks into someone’s job and hits on them for upwards of 15 minutes?”), but it’s expressed through bold moral stands rather than quiet patience, which leans away from Hufflepuff. Taken together—outspoken defense of her values, willingness to be abrasive in public, and intensely emotive reactions—Gryffindor is the most convincing fit.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that best suits Madeline is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. They are deeply MCR‑pilled and emotionally invested in the band, as seen in “Holy shit #mcrboston” and their pride that “Massachusetts is the birthplace of America and the birthplace of MCR on a national level. That’s what we did”. The song’s mix of teenage rage, dark humor, and defiant energy fits their voice, which swings from self‑destructive jokes like “sometimes you guys really make me want to kill myself” to casual nihilism such as “Gonna die of a fuckin stomachache at 19 ok bye guys”. Lyrically, Teenagers is about feeling alienated and stared at, mirroring their frustration with being harassed at work in “Who in their right mind walks into someone’s job and hits on them for upwards of 15 minutes? ... Get the fuck away from me”. The song’s sarcastic, embattled teen perspective meshes with their mix of political snark, queer identity hints (e.g., “i love getting DIM SUM WITH MY WIFE!!”), and internet‑poisoned humor. Overall, Teenagers captures their blend of anger, comedy, and fandom better than almost anything else.
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