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Moe Szyslak is a perpetually downâbeat, selfâdestructive figure who constantly laments his life and feels like a loser, just as ProteinShakeOsu repeatedly declares "Rough month" and "i feel so bad for her". The userâs desperate apologies and promises to stop "ragebaiting" ("iâm sorry for ragebaiting, i wont ragebait you guys like that anymore. i love yall") echo Moeâs attempts to be liked despite his abrasive reputation ("NEVER trust me again"). Their suicidal and selfâharm thoughts ("if i end up near a cliff im jumping", "lemme die lemme die âŠ") directly parallel Moeâs occasional suicidal moments on the show. Finally, the intense emotional volatility and references to substanceârelated relapse ("i want to relapse", "i feel like iâm retarded drugs fucked me up") reinforce the match with Moeâs chronic depression and alcoholism.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays introverted behavior, often turning inward and avoiding external interaction, evident in tweets such as 'i dont post on here anymore tbh but irl life good emotions and thoughts very very awful' and 'if anyone for some reason wants to know why this month sucks so bad then feel free to dm and iâll do a November lore dump'. Their communication focuses on abstract inner experiences rather than concrete details, as shown by 'my life isnt sunshine and rainbows its darkness and monochrome' and 'i feel so bad for her', indicating an intuitive (N) preference. Decisionâmaking is driven by personal values and emotions, for example 'i love my girlfriend so much its eating me from inside' and 'i would do anything for her' reflect a feeling (F) style. The userâs lifestyle appears unstructured and spontaneous, with statements like 'i want to relapse' and 'i cant do anything but apologize i have no clue what to say how to respond what to do' pointing to a perceiving (P) orientation. These traits together match the INFP personality type.

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Alaskan osu! player đź | Cat whisperer đ± | Got my first 300 while snowed in â now I chase beats & memes. DM for collabs.â @ProteinShakeOsu

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The frosty crushed ice base captures the chill of Alaska and echoes the userâs recurring line "the lion does not concern himself with osu! Community shenanigans." A splash of orange juice nods to OSUâs iconic orange and to the tweet "they say you cant b stupid AND emo, but I made that different Happy Halloween osu comm". Dark espresso liqueur mirrors the deep melancholy found in "i love my girlfriend so much its highkey unfathomable how much i love her omg". Sweet white chocolate liqueur adds a fleeting moment of comfort, reflecting the hopeful plea "i want to relapse I W A N T T O R E L A P S E ." Finally, vodka adds a raw, unfiltered punch, just like the determined tone of "i will set another 300 when i get my pc back TRUST".

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The user consistently shows deep loyalty and devotion, especially toward their girlfriend, as seen in tweets like "i love my girlfriend so much its eating me from inside" and "i would do anything for her ... if she told me to kms i would just ...". They frequently apologize and seek to be kind, for example "i'm sorry for ragebaiting, i wont ragebait you guys like that anymore. i love yall". Their emotional vulnerability and desire for acceptance, such as "i miss my girlfriend i love her so much" and "i have had a lot going on đđ„", reflect Hufflepuff's values of loyalty, patience, and dedication to loved ones. While they struggle with personal challenges, their persistent commitment to others aligns best with Hufflepuff.

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The raw confession of selfâdestruction in "Hurt" â 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel' â mirrors ProteinShakeOsuâs repeated cries like 'i just want this pain to stop' and 'if i end up near a cliff im jumping'. Their frequent statements of hopelessness such as 'my life isnt sunshine and rainbows its darkness and monochrome' echo the songâs bleak line 'My spirit is broken and my heart is cold'. The desperate devotion to a loved one seen in tweets like 'i love my girlfriend so much its eating me from inside' aligns with the lyric 'When Iâm finished, Iâll die' that conveys love tangled with pain. The constant selfâcritical outbursts â 'i hate this i hate this i hate this' â reflect the songâs refrain of 'Iâm a liar, Iâm a broken man'. Altogether, the haunting, confessional tone of "Hurt" captures the mixture of love, hopelessness, and selfâdestructive thoughts that dominate the userâs timeline.

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