Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Mentions being the creator of Eternal Damnation and shares design insight about SubspaceBot’s head concept in “I suppose I can give insight to a killer for Eternal Damnation, originally.. SubspaceBot's head was gonna be a subspace tripmine...”.
- Reflective: Gives a nuanced first-impressions review of a game, explicitly noting it’s in alpha and asking readers to bear with a detailed breakdown in “here are my first thoughts. I'll keep an open mind considering the game IS in alpha...”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating, playful language in the bio (“Random idiot online!”, “20 year old genderfluid idiot”) and jokes about not tweeting since last year in “I haven't tweeted since last year”.
- EngagedGamer: Tweets actively about multiple games (Dead Cells, Lobotomy Corporation, ROBLOX, Forsaken) and game events like the Hatch event in “The Hatch event hasn't even started yet and ROBLOX somehow fucked it all up”.
- OpenIdentity: Clearly shares personal details in the bio, including being genderfluid and taken, signaling comfort with self-disclosure and authenticity.
Weaknesses:
- HarshLanguage: Uses strong profanity and blame in complaints like “ROBLOX somehow fucked it all up” and “That fucking fish that I hate”.
- SelfDeprecation: Repeatedly calls themself an “idiot” in the bio and doubles down with “Random idiot online!” and “genderfluid idiot,” which can undercut self-image or how others perceive them.
- NegativityBias: Several posts focus on frustration or problems—ROBLOX event issues, annoying fish, and being thrown around in Dead Cells in “1 boss cell on Dead Cells is literally hell because of how much Hand of The King throws me around”.
- SparseContext: Some tweets are very short or cryptic (e.g., “This was worth it”, “Wah”), which can make it harder for outsiders to understand the full meaning without images or links.
- InfrequentUpdates: Jokes about not tweeting for a long period in “I haven't tweeted since last year”, hinting at inconsistent posting that can limit engagement growth.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Protogon matches Homer Simpson most closely: chaotic, self-deprecating, and goofy but fundamentally enthusiastic about their hobbies. Their bio calling themself a “Random idiot online!” and a “20 year old genderfluid idiot” mirrors Homer’s constant joking about his own incompetence. Their gaming frustrations and rants, like complaining that “The Hatch event hasn't even started yet and ROBLOX somehow fucked it all up” and that “1 boss cell on Dead Cells is literally hell because of how much Hand of The King throws me around”, feel very Homer-esque: passionate but melodramatic. Their sense of humor in posts such as “I haven't tweeted since last year” and the simple, absurd “Wah” also lines up with Homer’s silly, offhand remarks. Even their location, “Inside of a trashcan,” fits Homer’s tendency to lean into a joke at his own expense while still clearly enjoying life and his interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean introverted: their tweets are mostly about solitary gaming and creative work rather than social events, e.g. talking about Dead Cells, Roblox, and their own project Eternal Damnation, plus a self-deprecating bio (“Random idiot online! | Taken!!”) that doesn’t seek broad social validation. Their focus favors intuition over sensing: they’re interested in concepts and fictional worlds, like discussing design ideas for a killer in Eternal Damnation in “I suppose I can give insight to a killer for Eternal Damnation, originally.. SubspaceBot's head was gonna be a subspace tripmine, but with there being no subspace tripmine for the head at the time, it was changed” and wondering about narrative logic in “Wait how does painter know what the devils mansion looks like?”. They come across as thinking-oriented: they review and critique games analytically in “here are my first thoughts. I'll keep an open mind considering the game IS in alpha and its not perfect right off the bat, so bare with me here as i dive into my review”, complain about systems like Roblox’s event in “The Hatch event hasn't even started yet and ROBLOX somehow fucked it all up”, and use blunt language more than emotional appeals. Their style suggests perceiving rather than judging: they show spontaneity and low structure with posts like “So forsaken just decides to give me an unconfirmed skin when i join my private server? Cool, I guess” and “I should probably get back into playing Lobotomy Corporation”, which imply flexible, not highly planned habits. The playful, offhand tone of tweets such as “I haven't tweeted since last year” and “That fucking fish that I hate” further supports a laid-back, improvisational INTP vibe rather than a highly organized J type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in Eternal Damnation, I’d totally volunteer to be the subspace tripmine in SubspaceBot’s head—because the moment you looked at me, my heart already exploded.
- You said 1 boss cell on Dead Cells is literal hell because Hand of the King throws you around… if you want, I can be your emotional dodgeroll and help you survive phase 3 of life.
- You haven’t tweeted since last year? That’s fine—if I get even one message from you, it’ll be the best New Year’s event I could ask for.
- ROBLOX might’ve already messed up the Hatch event, but I promise if we queue together, the only thing hatching will be my plan to impress you. No bugs, just buffs.
- You’re the creator of Eternal Damnation, but I’m more curious about the heaven in your DMs—mind if this random online idiot tries to earn a spot there?
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Game dev behind Eternal Damnation. Reviews horror & indie titles, complains about RNG, and somehow gets unconfirmed skins by accident.– @ProtogonReborn
Your signature cocktail
The Eternal Damnation Trashcan
The Eternal Damnation Trashcan mixes chaotic flavors for the self-described “Random idiot online!” found in their bio, plus the joke location of living “Inside of a trashcan” to inspire a messy, over-the-top drink. Overproof spiced rum reflects their intense gamer grind and frustration, like raging at Dead Cells: “1 boss cell on Dead Cells is literally hell because of how much Hand of The King throws me around”. Electric blue curaçao nods to their love of games and weird aesthetics, from Roblox chaos to odd events: “The Hatch event hasn't even started yet and ROBLOX somehow fucked it all up”. Sour cherry energy drink channels their slightly unhinged, meme-y energy, like “That fucking fish that I hate” and dramatic Eternal Damnation lore talk: “I suppose I can give insight to a killer for Eternal Damnation…”. A smoked salt rim represents the darker horror vibes of being the creator of Eternal Damnation and their fascination with killers and mansions: “Wait how does painter know what the devils mansion looks like?”. Finally, charcoal-infused simple syrup gives the drink a literal damned, void-like darkness, fitting their suspended past account and edgy tone: “@ProtogonPOLUT was suspended”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Protogon most strongly fits Ravenclaw due to a pattern of analytical thinking, media critique, and creative project work. They openly dissect game design and balance, as shown when they say they’ll keep an open mind and then "dive into my review" in their detailed critique of an alpha game: "here are my first thoughts. I'll keep an open mind considering the game IS in alpha and its not perfect right off the bat, so bare with me here as i dive into my review". That kind of structured, reflective analysis is classic Ravenclaw behavior—engaging with a system, considering its limitations, and still wanting to break it down thoughtfully. Their bio also highlights that they’re the creator of Eternal Damnation: "I'm the creator of Eternal Damnation", which points to imagination and a long-term creative project, another strong Ravenclaw signal. Even when commenting on game mechanics and lore, such as the design of SubspaceBot’s head in their own project: "originally.. SubspaceBot's head was gonna be a subspace tripmine, but with there being no subspace tripmine for the head at the time, it was changed", they show a methodical, problem-solving mindset. While there are hints of humor and frustration that might suggest other houses, the consistent throughline of critique, creativity, and thoughtful design decisions aligns most with Ravenclaw values.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A dramatic, mildly chaotic, and darkly playful anthem like Welcome to the Black Parade fits Protogon’s blend of humor, edginess, and creativity. Their bio describes them as a “Random idiot online!” and a “20 year old genderfluid idiot,” suggesting the kind of self-aware, theatrical tone that matches the song’s over-the-top emo energy. Their focus on creating a horror-themed project, Eternal Damnation, is highlighted in tweets like “I suppose I can give insight to a killer for Eternal Damnation, originally.. SubspaceBot's head was gonna be a subspace tripmine…”, which fits the song’s morbid yet dramatic aesthetic. Tweets about games like Dead Cells and their suffering with bosses, such as “1 boss cell on Dead Cells is literally hell because of how much Hand of The King throws me around”, echo the song’s themes of struggle and persistence. Even their joking frustration and chaotic gaming moments, like “The Hatch event hasn't even started yet and ROBLOX somehow fucked it all up”, align with the song’s feeling of fighting through a messy, unfair world with dramatic flair.
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