prov1rgin
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Your Simpsons character
This user is most like Milhouse Van Houten. Milhouse is constantly pining after Lisa, much like this user's pining for 'Dave'. Both are awkward, insecure, and often express their feelings in inappropriate ways. Milhouse's desperation for Lisa's affection mirrors the user's desperate pleas for attention and validation. Both characters are also prone to embarrassing themselves and regretting their actions later.

Your MBTI personality Type
This user likely identifies as an INFP (Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving). Their tweets are filled with intense emotions and a strong desire for authenticity, which are characteristic of INFPs. They are deeply introspective and often question their own identity and values, as seen in tweets like 'why am I always such a pervert what’s actually wrong with me'. Their focus on personal values and their desire to be 'normal' while also exploring unconventional desires aligns with the INFP's internal conflict between their ideals and reality. The user's creativity and imagination are also evident in their vivid descriptions of their desires.

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Confused and horny mess. Apologies in advance. Probably needs therapy. Don't take me seriously. Dave, if you're reading this, it's not what it looks like.– @prov1rgin

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The 'Confused Virgin' cocktail represents the user's complex and contradictory personality. Vodka represents their desire to lose control and let go of their inhibitions. Cranberry juice symbolizes their sweetness and vulnerability. Lime juice adds a tartness that reflects their self-deprecating humor. The Tabasco sauce represents their hidden desires and their willingness to push boundaries. The edible glitter adds a touch of whimsy and reflects their desire to be noticed.

Your Hogwarts House
Despite the chaotic nature of their tweets, this user likely belongs in Hufflepuff. They express a deep longing for connection and acceptance, as evidenced by tweets like 'this is how I feel in every friendgroup'. Their desire to be 'normal' and 'good' aligns with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty and fair play. While their desires may seem unconventional, their underlying motivation is a desire for love and belonging. Even their self-deprecating humor suggests a desire to be liked and accepted by others.

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This song perfectly captures the user's feelings of being an outsider and their self-loathing. The lyrics express a sense of inadequacy and a longing for acceptance, which resonate with the user's tweets. The song's raw emotion and vulnerability mirror the user's open expression of their insecurities. The line 'I want you to notice when I'm not around' speaks to the user's desire for attention and validation.

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