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Your Simpsons character
They read most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly online in a way that mixes clownery with surprising sincerity. Their timeline is full of unserious, slightly unhinged jokes like “me looking at the walmart employee leaving with a ps5 up my ass” and “they call it the most bricked account in history”, which matches Bart’s prankster, shitpost energy. At the same time, they show genuine affection and excitement—gushing over characters with “SHES ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS??? my jaw DROPPED.” and hyping horror and games with “I LOVE HORROR!!! I LOVE JUMPSCARE SLOP!!! ! I LOVE PEEING MY PANTS!!!!”—similar to Bart’s over-the-top enthusiasm for whatever he’s obsessed with that week. The occasional soft moments, like apologizing for missed replies in “im sowwy if i ignored a reply or smth 💔”, echo Bart’s hidden sweetness underneath the menace. Overall, the mix of loud humor, meme brain, and glimpses of vulnerability lines up much more with Bart than with more earnest characters like Lisa or more grounded ones like Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with oomfs, joke with mutuals, and treat Twitter as a social hangout rather than a diary, e.g. “how have u guys been 🤍🤍 i missed u” and “Goodnight kittens”. Their focus is clearly iNtuitive: they thrive on fandom discourse, hypotheticals, and character interpretations rather than concrete facts, like “u gotta be insanely online to understand this” and meta comments about mischaracterization such as “idek how someone would come to the conclusion that hes creepy or something😭😭 im afraid we cant really stop the mischaracterization”. They come off as strongly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotional reactions and interpersonal vibes over detached logic: they gush over characters and ships (“YES i love alicole i hope they get more content in the future i’ll be eating it up”), express excitement and distress dramatically (“to whoever saw that hxg story spliler just now im Literally shakign !!!;!b im SO EXCITED”), and show concern for others’ feelings (“at the end of the day u could do whatever u want cuz its not hurting anyone really…”). Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they are impulsive with pulls (“i accidentally pulled and.. hi i guess!”), openly disorganized or chaotic in games (“im kinda dumb at this game”; “i GENUINEL Y FORGOT TO BRING A SUSTAIN???”), and prefer going with the flow in fandom hype cycles rather than rigid planning. Taken together—the highly social online presence, idea-heavy fandom talk, emotion-forward tone, and spontaneous behavior—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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Gamer & horror enjoyer, chronically online but trying my best. Once spent 20 minutes on a boss fight and still forgot to bring a sustain.– @prowlerita

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with beer‑infused cold brew, a nod to their unapologetic love of booze and beer-thirsting over characters like Varka: “we both love beer so we’re destined to be together 🤤”. The spiced cinnamon-chili chocolate liqueur captures their horror-and-jumpscare slop obsession and chaotic taste in media: “I LOVE HORROR!!! I LOVE JUMPSCARE SLOP!!! ! I LOVE PEEING MY PANTS!!!!”. A sharp sour berry energy drink reduction mirrors the high-energy, terminally-online timeline where every complaint turns into a hit: “whenever i post about my build being ass or my account being bricked it always turnd into a hit omfg”. The fizzy cloudy lychee soda topper reflects their soft, affectionate side with oomfs and family, like hyping up someone’s mom and little sister’s nail polish: “your family is genshined OUT 😭😭 ur mom is iconic”. Finally, a black sugar rim with popping candy represents the dramatic, explosive way they live and tweet through gacha hell and leak hype: “80 pulls and a dream” and “GENSHIN IMPACT 6.4 STORY LEAKS SPOILERS!!!! / / / WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline centers on relationships, warmth, and a kind of chaotic but earnest care for others, which fits Hufflepuff’s loyalty and soft-heartedness more than any other house. They frequently show concern about how they interact with oomfs and mutuals, e.g. worrying about missing replies because of glitches in the app: “im sowwy if i ignored a reply or smth 💔”, which points to a strong desire not to hurt or neglect people. They’re openly affectionate and supportive, celebrating others’ content and interests with tweets like “im so fawking late but TY CIE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 so cutieful” and asking mutuals to share reactions with family: “CAN U SHOW HIM TO UR DAD I WANNA SEE HIS REACTION NOW 😭😭”. Their sense of community is also clear when they reassure others about harmless behavior: “at the end of the day u could do whatever u want cuz its not hurting anyone really but some people might take it too far idk 😢😢 u should if u want to!!”, emphasizing fairness and nonjudgment. While they can be dramatic and impulsive in a humorous way (like threatening to deactivate if pulls go wrong in “if i get anyone other than laevatein, pog, or yvonne im deactivating”), the dominant throughline is affectionate engagement, emotional openness, and a desire to make others feel seen and included—classic Hufflepuff traits.

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The chaotic, extremely online energy of internet fits them perfectly: they’re immersed in fandoms, leaks, gacha pain, and terminally-online humor. They bounce between games and obsessions with zero shame, from “time to save for 5 star sampo” to “GENSHIN IMPACT 6.4 STORY LEAKS SPOILERS!!!! / / / WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!”. Their timeline is full of hyperbolic reactions and meme-speak like “I LOVE HORROR!!! I LOVE JUMPSCARE SLOP!!! ! I LOVE PEEING MY PANTS!!!!” and “streets are saying sampo is coming back”, which mirrors the song’s irreverent tone. They’re also self-aware about being very online, joking about account instability and backups in “incase i get suspended/locked again my backup is @revekuna <3” and being swarmed by niche communities like “the lolic•ns found me #help”. Overall, their mix of shitposting, fandom fixation, and digital drama feels exactly like the kind of person internet is written about.

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