Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Shares raw feelings and lyrics, e.g., 'I ONLY WANT SYMPATHYâŠ/lyr'.
- Creative: Posts fan art updates and draws characters, e.g., 'DANDYS WORLD UPDATE NOW!!!'.
- Honest: Open about personal relationships, e.g., 'i miss herâŠshe wasn't abusive'.
- Empathetic: Raises funds for Gaza, showing concern for others.
- Community-oriented: Uses #recoverytwt and asks for psych ward experiences, engaging with peers.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm ideation: Tweets about cutting and ending it all, e.g., 'guess who is 100% going to cut himself tonight'.
- Impulsivity: Posts sudden distress calls like 'im literally in enemy territory rn sos'.
- Attention-seeking: Seeks validation, noting spam influx and thanking anonymous supporters.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid mood swings from heartbreak to anger, e.g., 'she's still gone' then 'freshmen make me mad'.
- Boundary issues: Mentions blocking freely and difficulty avoiding ex's profile, indicating loose boundaries.
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
PROXIED_SPIRAL's stormy emotional tone, frequent mentions of selfâharm, suicidal thoughts and a yearning for constant reassurance mirror Moe Szyslakâs chronic depression and loneliness. They write 'i miss her. she wasn't abusive, she still loves me deep down' and later 'guess who is 100% going to cut himself tonight ( me me me!)', echoing Moeâs habit of expressing despair and selfâdestructive urges. Their posts about being in a psychiatric ward ('im back from the psych ward') and pleading for sympathy ('I ONLY WANT SYMPATHY IN THE FORM OF YOU CRAWLING INTO BED WITH ME') reflect Moeâs frequent pleas for connection in a world that often ignores him. Like Moeâs bar, the userâs timeline is a mix of dark humor ('yall ever fart and it scratches an itch on ur bootyhole') and frantic cries for help, showing the same blend of tragic comedy that defines the bartender. Therefore the best Simpsons match is Moe Szyslak.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user shows extroverted behavior by constantly seeking interaction and attention, e.g., 'Guys. dont eat those peelable gummies. [picture]' and 'I ONLY WANT SYMPATHY IN THE FORM OF YOU CRAWLING INTO BED WITH ME. /lyr [picture]'. Their posts focus on concrete, sensory details such as 'my BACK HURTS!!! HOW DO I DRAW DANDYS WORLD CHARACTERS???' and 'i dropped my water bottle and it exploded', indicating a Sensing preference. They prioritize personal emotions and values, evident in 'i miss her. she wasn't abusive, she still loves me deep down, i know she does' and 'Please donate to help my friend in Gaza get food, water, ect.', showing a Feeling orientation. The spontaneous, impulsive nature of tweets like 'guess who is 100% going to cut himself tonight ( me me me!)' and the lack of structured planning suggest a Perceiving style. Together, these traits align best with the ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you're battling to draw DANDY'S WORLD charactersâhow about I become your favorite muse, handing you a fresh sketchpad and coffee whenever you need inspiration?
- You mentioned the Carp is backâmaybe we can both swim upstream together, leaving the psych ward behind and finding a cozy pond where we can chill.
- Calling all LOTF fans: let's ditch the island drama and write our own story where the only survivors are us, snuggled up with popcorn and endless conversation.
- You said you only want sympathy in the form of crawling into bedâhow about I bring a soft blanket, a pack of Nerds, and my worst jokes, turning that into the perfect night in?
- Your #recoverytwt vibe is inspiringâwant to be my recovery buddy? We can swap doodles, share candy calories, and support each other while we chase the sunrise together.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 | He/They | Writer, artist, mental health advocate. Survived a water-bottle explosion while sketching Dandy's World. #Recoveryâ @PROXIED_SPIRAL
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Spiral Recovery
Like a midnight swirl of flavors, this drink captures the turbulence and hope in Jack's timeline. The black rum mirrors the darkness of their bat emoji and the feeling of being 'im literally in enemy territory rn sosđ„č', while the blood orange juice reflects the raw yearning in 'i miss her. she wasn't abusive, she still loves me deep down, i know she does.'. Lavender syrup offers a soothing nod to #recoverytwt and the line 'anyone who's been in the psych ward what's it like' showing their search for understanding. A splash of sparkling water adds a fleeting sparkle of optimism, echoing 'I ONLY WANT SYMPATHY IN THE FORM OF YOU CRAWLING INTO BED WITH ME.'. Finally, a gummy bear garnish references the quirky warning 'Guys. dont eat those peelable gummies.'
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user frequently demonstrates a desire for knowledge and thoughtful analysis, such as when they posted 'What a psychiatric hospital is REALLY like; a đ§”' and announced 'its official i'm doing my senior project on the psychological effects of child abuse :)))'. Their curiosity about details is evident in questions like 'how many cals does a small pack of nerds candy have'. They also seek to learn from others, asking 'anyone who's been in the psych ward what's it like'. These traits align closely with Ravenclawâs emphasis on wisdom, learning, and intellectual curiosity. While they also show emotional vulnerability, the dominant pattern is a pursuit of understanding and insight, which is characteristic of Ravenclaw.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (popularized by Johnny Cash)
The songâs raw confession of pain fits the userâs repeated expressions of longing and loss, such as "i miss her. she wasn't abusive, she still loves me deep down, i know she does. I dream of her nightly. I hope we talk again soon hehe". Their admission of selfâharm "guess who is 100% going to cut himself tonight ( me me me!)" directly echoes the line "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel". The depiction of a bleak mentalâhealth setting in "What a psychiatric hospital is REALLY like; a đ§”" aligns with the songâs bleak atmosphere of isolation. Finally, the yearning for someone to understand and rescue them â "You know me better than I do, so why didn't you stop me?" â mirrors the chorusâs plea for redemption and relief.
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