Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curiosity: Shows interest in diverse topics, e.g., linguistics, mathematics, and cultural comparisons
- Technical skill: Discusses audio thread optimization, DMA, VM performance, and code refactoring
- Linguistic insight: Analyzes phonetics across languages and etymology, e.g., Icelandic 'ukko' and CJK 'regret'
- Creative expression: Uses images, artistic renditions, and inventive language to convey emotions
- Introspective: Acknowledges personal mental health struggles and self‑evaluation in many tweets
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal: Repeated statements like 'im going to kill myself' and 'it's truly time to end things'
- Self‑destructive: Talks of emotional rape, wanting to erase most contacts, and self‑harm ideation
- Hate speech: Uses slurs and derogatory terms such as 'niggas', 'retards', and hateful generalizations
- Emotional volatility: Frequent extreme mood swings, self‑deprecation, and urgent cries for help
- Social isolation: Expresses desire to cut off others, describes being a dropout neet, and feeling alienated
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
Moe is a perpetually depressed, self‑destructive bartender who constantly voices suicidal thoughts and self‑hatred, just like @prozacdenier’s tweets such as "im going to kill myself" and "i need to clear out like 95% of the people i know on the internet". The user’s chronic self‑deprecation ("i deserve to be emotionally raped", "i hate myself as im not as emotionally capable as others") mirrors Moe’s own low self‑esteem and loneliness. Their frustration with technical tasks ("i can’t make the audio thread to work on core 0…") reflects Moe’s frequent failures and feeling trapped in a dead‑end life. The bleak, nihilistic humor in tweets like "this is like saying your favorite cioran book is The Transfiguration of Romania" aligns with Moe’s cynical, world‑weary personality. Overall, Moe’s blend of misery, isolation, and dark humor best captures the tone of this account.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user shows a strong introverted focus on internal thoughts and self‑analysis, e.g., i can't make the audio thread to work on core 0 because the screen update routine takes up too much time and i need to clear out like 95% of the people i know on the internet. Their language is abstract and pattern‑oriented, pointing to intuition: they connect linguistic details across languages, such as the CJK word for regret being almost identical to the English word regret, and discuss philosophical ideas about Žižek and other theorists. Decision‑making is driven by logical analysis rather than personal values, illustrated by technical critiques like i can't make the audio thread to work… and the rule‑based dating requirement the only requirement for dating me is to have a lower BMI than mine. They display a preference for structure and planning, seeking order in both personal relationships and code, as seen in i need to add struct copy assignment by value and the desire to clear out 95% of the people i know. These patterns align best with the INTJ profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a fan of Žižek? Because your thoughts are making me rethink the concept of desirability.
- If our love was a programming language, I’d make sure to debug it together so we can avoid any fatal errors!
- I must be a riddle because I'm struggling to decipher the complexities of your mind—just like you with the audio thread on core 0!
- You must be a well-structured return, because I can’t help but want to pass by value right into your heart.
- Are you fluent in multiple languages? Because I can't help but feel you're speaking directly to my soul, even if I can't pronounce 'lithuanian' correctly!
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Coding, language quirks, audio thread tinkerer, existential musings. Once taught a Brazilian teen calculus on Discord. Coffee & curiosity.– @prozacdenier
Your signature cocktail
Kernel Panic
The Kernel Panic cocktail captures the frantic, broken mindset of @prozacdenier, blending the hallucinogenic bite of absinthe with the jittery jolt of cold-brew espresso to echo the tweet "i think im going to have a psychotic breakdown". A splash of yuzu liqueur adds a bright, multilingual twist that mirrors their obsession with language, as seen in "'ukko' in icelandic would be pronounced similarly to 餓口 in mandarin chinese". A dash of soy sauce brings a salty, almost abusive edge, reflecting the self-deprecating rant "i deserve to be emotionally raped". Finally, smoked paprika bitters give a lingering bitterness that recalls the despair of "im going to kill myself". Together the drink feels like a crashing audio thread on core 0—unstable, intense, and impossible to ignore.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw values wisdom, curiosity and a love of learning, which is evident in many of @prozacdenier's tweets. They obsess over linguistic details, e.g., 'ukko' in icelandic would be pronounced similarly to 饿口 in mandarin chinese' and 'the word uma in umami can also mean horse...' showing a deep fascination with language. Their technical expertise shines in posts like 'i can't make the audio thread to work on core 0 because the screen update routine takes up too much time for it to be transferred execution in a timely manner (10ms), so the DMA reuses old data' and 'i once taught masters level maths to a sleep deprived brazilian 10th grader for 2 hours over discord because i was bored', which demonstrate a scholarly mindset. This pattern of intellectual inquiry and scholarly references, such as mentioning Žižek ('i remember back when žižek was popular and everybody liked him...'), aligns most closely with Ravenclaw's traits. While the user also expresses self‑despair, the predominant characteristic is a relentless pursuit of knowledge.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (famously covered by Johnny Cash)
The user's timeline is filled with repeated suicidal statements such as "im going to kill myself" and "i need to kill myself", indicating a deep sense of hopelessness. Their self‑deprecating remarks like "i deserve to be emotionally raped" and "i care way too much about how people view me while not actually caring about people individually" echo the raw pain expressed in the lyrics of "Hurt". The opening line of the song – "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" – mirrors the user's desperate need to test their own existence, as seen in tweets about "i think im going to have a psychotic breakdown" and being "pavlovized to associate any kind of perceived self‑worth with delusions of grandeur". The refrain "The needle tears a hole" captures the feeling of being constantly damaged by external pressures, much like the user's complaints about technical failures and the inability "as i am unable to convey my emotions through text". Overall, the melancholic, introspective tone of "Hurt" aligns with the user's pervasive despair and self‑harm ideation, making it the most fitting song.
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