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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: They repeatedly celebrate bands and records — 'THE FRAGILE IS BACK' and 'i recently got the downward spiral on cd' — showing deep, sustained enthusiasm.
- Curious: Dissecting a sheep brain ('i got to dissect a sheep brain today') and loving science despite struggles demonstrates a hands‑on curiosity.
- Authentic: They are blunt and emotionally transparent in tweets like 'four years of me hating myself and being stuck' and 'i’m awkward as all shit', which signals honesty.
- Niche‑knowledgeable: Frequent references to specific acts (KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Postal) and formats (CDs, records) show deep subcultural expertise.
- Playful: Joyful, goofy posts — 'i love dance dance revolution ... tearing it up' and silly art/lyrics on their bed — reveal a playful creative streak.
Weaknesses:
- Social Awkwardness: They openly complain 'how does one make friends ... i’m awkward as all shit' and share cringe moments like the hoodie compliment mishap, revealing interpersonal discomfort.
- Self‑critical: Long‑form negativity such as 'four years of me hating myself' shows a tendency toward harsh self‑judgment.
- Scattered Focus: Rapid topic jumps from anatomy to Postal to politics and back ('i love science' then 'i finished both postal 1 and 2') suggest an attention span that flits between passions.
- Impulsive Posts: Strong, expletive‑laden political rants like 'i fucking hate this country. fuck trump, fuck elon' could burn bridges or escalate online.
- Over‑attached to media: Their identity is tightly bound to music fandoms ('the hottest thing a man can do is trent reznor') which can make change or criticism feel personal.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: musical, intellectual, politically outspoken, and socially awkward in earnest ways. Like Lisa, Mikey loves music and brains ('being a choral musician', 'i got to dissect a sheep brain today'), rails against authority ('i fucking hate this country. fuck trump, fuck elon'), and often feels out of step with peers while staying true to their tastes and conscience.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits Mikey: Introversion shows in 'gang how does one make friends ... i’m awkward as all shit' and frequent solitary riffs; Intuition appears in surreal fandom associations and creative dreaming ('this came to me in a prophetic dream', lyrics on their bed); Feeling is strong in confessions like 'four years of me hating myself' and political moralizing ('i fucking hate this country. fuck trump, fuck elon'); Perceiving shows in their spontaneous, eclectic interests (jumping from anatomy to Postal to DDR and fandoms). Their tweets are emotionally frank, idealistic about art, and flexible rather than rigid.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re Trent Reznor, call me your backing vocalist — I’ll harmonize through all your dramatic nights.
- I dissected a sheep brain today and learned one thing: it still has room for you on the playlist. Want to swap records?
- You must be arcade‑grade, because I’d dance DDR with you until the lights go out.
- I keep my lyrics on my bed for a reason — they’re waiting for a duet partner. Think you can sing along?
- Are you a rare pressing? Because I’d brave the stampede of record collectors just to have you in my shelf.
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Your new Twitter bio
Mikey | he/it • Midwest music nerd & record hoarder • anatomy lab dabbler, DDR arcade menace, postal game completist • forever crushing on Trent Reznor • awkward but sincere — DMs open for music recs– @prttyh8mach1ne
Your signature cocktail
The Fragile Fizz
‘The Fragile Fizz’ nods to NIN and Mikey’s darker, fizzy charm — the blackberry and charcoal give a brooding color for the industrial taste ('THE FRAGILE IS BACK', 'the hottest thing a man can do is trent reznor'), gin keeps it sharp like their sarcasm, lemon adds an awkwardly bright tang (their offhand jokes and social cringe), and bubbles capture the gleeful arcade energy ('tearing it up in the arcade').
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Mikey fits Ravenclaw for their curiosity, love of obscure knowledge, and creative intellectualism: they dissect sheep brains ('i got to dissect a sheep brain today'), hoard and analyze music ('i keep seeing people posting their record collections'), and obsess over nuanced fandom details ('THE FRAGILE IS BACK', 'the hottest thing a man can do is trent reznor'). They value learning even while admitting they 'can NOT grasp any of the concepts well', which is a Ravenclaw humility about chasing understanding rather than flaunting it.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (or Johnny Cash cover)
‘Hurt’ captures Mikey’s raw, melancholic fandom and self‑reflexive vibe: they gush about NIN ('THE FRAGILE IS BACK') and also post candid lines like 'four years of me hating myself', so a song that pairs admiration for Reznor with brutal honesty fits their feed perfectly.
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