Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly describes emptiness and mental state in detail, e.g. reflecting on feeling 'absolute emptiness' and staring at one point in “Ничего. Никаких идей. Никаких мыслей...”.
- Self‑reflective: Analyzes own life, body, and identity, writing about feeling that their body is 'not my body' and thinking about it in a ‘grown‑up’ way in “С самого детства я понимал, что что то не так...”.
- Musically dedicated: Invested in music: plays in a band, worries about bass parts, talks about recording a strong grunge album, as in “К концу нынешнего учебного года хочу записать топовый гранж альбом” and band conflicts in “Опять басовую партию написал гитарист…”.
- Appreciative listener: Shows deep admiration for others’ music, crying over band demos and calling a live show one of the best they’ve heard in “1:33 Слушаю демки группы и плачу...” and “Это было прекрасно Просто один из лучших лайвов...”.
- Goal‑oriented: Sets clear aims in study and music, like wanting a high exam score and a strong album in “Я не боюсь ЕГЭ. Я боюсь сдать его на недостаточно высокий балл” and “К концу нынешнего учебного года хочу записать топовый гранж альбом”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self‑criticism: Repeatedly states hatred toward self, character, voice, music, and abilities, especially in “Ненавижу себя. Ненавижу свой характер...” and “Очень хуево чувствую себя. Действительно, если быть честным, я ни на что не годен...”.
- Creative insecurity: Calls self a 'creative impotent,' doubts songs and writing, e.g. “Я и так, видимо, творческий импотент...” and “Пишу какую то хуйню. Чувствую, великим aka Курт мне точно не стать...”.
- Low self‑esteem: Describes their face as a ‘clown mask’ and says they are uninteresting with bad humor, as in “Зачем заводить инсту, если к моему циферблату хоть бантик пришей та же хуйня” and “пришло осознание, что я совсем не интересен и не располагающ хорошим чувством юмора”.
- Performance anxiety: Strong fear of not achieving high exam results and feeling like a failure academically, e.g. “Странно видеть, как шансы сдать ЕГЭ тают на глазах...” and “Я не боюсь ЕГЭ. Я боюсь сдать его на недостаточно высокий балл”.
- Band resentment: Holds lingering frustration toward guitarist writing all parts, feeling deprived of creative input, as seen in “Опять басовую партию написал гитарист...” and “Сегодня гитарист записал мелодию я же придумываю бас... В итоге, партия всецело написана им”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, self-critical, intellectually inclined, and creatively driven. Like Lisa, they worry a lot about school and the future, stressing over exams and academic performance, as in their anxiety about the ЕГЭ and feeling like chances are “melting before my eyes” and that they “don’t understand anything” in a favorite subject. Their intense perfectionism and artistic frustration mirror Lisa’s struggles with music and self-worth, seen in tweets like “Very shitty, really, if I’m honest, I am good for nothing in a creative sense… I’ll go cry.” and “I hate myself… I hate my creative impotence… I hate my voice… I hate my brain for not being able to create genius songs.”. Their deep emotional reflection and identity questioning in “From childhood I understood that something was wrong… I clearly understood that my body is not my body.” echoes Lisa’s bouts of existential and identity crises. At the same time, their love of music and aspiration to make a “top grunge album” while feeling overshadowed in the band, as in “I also want to write music, fuck.”, is very reminiscent of Lisa’s need to be taken seriously as an artist and creator.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They appear clearly introverted (I): they describe themselves as uninteresting and socially insecure, e.g. feeling that they are "not interesting" and have bad humor so "with me it's boring" in “Первый день в новом классе Весело, но пришло осознание, что я совсем не интересен и не располагающ хорошим чувством юмора”, and often focus on internal states like emptiness and staring at one point in “Ничего. Никаких идей. Никаких мыслей. В голове пустота.” rather than external events. Their writing is strongly intuitive (N) and abstract: they ruminate on identity and embodiment in “я отчетливо ... понимал, что мое тело это не мое тело. Звучит романтично” and turn everyday struggles (school, band, creativity) into broader existential themes instead of listing concrete sensory details. The user is highly feeling (F) oriented, judging situations through emotion and values: they talk about hating themselves and their creativity in “Ненавижу себя... Ненавижу свой характер... Ненавижу свою музыку.” and worry about whether someone is morally "right" in the dog incident in “Собаку жалко но прав ли он, если девушка была в неведении?”, focusing on empathy and blame rather than detached logic. Finally, they lean perceiving (P): they struggle with procrastination and structure in school in “Школа учит меня тому, что откладывать на потом крайне рискованное и опасное занятие”, and their creative process is described as messy, blocked, and improvisational rather than planned, as in “Очень хуево чувствую себя... я ни на что не годен в творческом плане. Тужусь блять да не выходит ни че го.”. Combining introversion, introspective and idealistic intuition, emotionally driven judgments, and a flexible, struggling-with-structure lifestyle, INFP is the best-fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re a ‘creative impotent’, but you joined a new band in July, fixed your own guitar jack with a soldering iron, and cry over how good your group’s demos are at 1:33 AM — pretty sure the only thing not working right now is your self‑esteem. Want me to be your personal ‘boost’ so your voice and mood don’t lose range?
- You’re out here dreaming of recording a ‘top‑tier grunge album’ by the end of the school year, worshipping Kurt/Chester/Chris and hanging Nirvana posters on your wall — how about we start with a duet: you on bass, me on being hopelessly into the bassist?
- That tweet about staring into one spot with ‘absolute emptiness’ in your head? If you ever catch yourself zoning out again, you can just look at me instead — scientifically proven to replace inner darkness with mild annoyance and unexpected butterflies.
- You hate your face, your voice, your character, your music, your hands, and your brain all in one tweet, but then you write threads about school, EGE anxiety, friendships, and identity that hit harder than half the lyrics out there. If that’s you ‘hating yourself’, I’m terrified of how irresistible you’ll be when you start liking even 10%.
- You waited since March for concerts, survived two cancellations yelling ‘САСАЙ’, got Nirvana posters from AliExpress, and still rushed to rehearsal where the guitarist rewrites your bass lines. Clearly you can handle disappointment — so if I asked you out and played a little ‘jam session of feelings’, would that finally be a W in your setlist?
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Grunge bass, broken jacks, too many cancelled gigs. Writing songs between math homework and existential crises. Once fixed a guitar just to hate my tone.– @ps1nasutulaya
Your signature cocktail
Grunge Void Fizz
Dark rum stands in for the heavy, self‑loathing mood and creative frustration, echoing lines like “Ненавижу свой характер. Ненавижу творческую. импотенцию.” and “Очень хуево чувствую себя. Действительно, если быть честным, я ни на что не годен в творческом плане.”. Bitter‑bright grapefruit juice captures that mix of cynicism and hope in their school and future worries, such as “Подходит к концу первый месяц 11 класса... осознании того, что через<9 месяцев ты пойдешь на это злоебучее ЕГЭ”. The espresso shot reflects late‑night emotional overload and band obsession in moments like “1:33 Слушаю демки группы и плачу оттого, насколько это прекрасно”. Tonic water gives it a fizzy, Nerf‑gun energy that mirrors their excited outbursts about concerts and rehearsals, like “ЖДАЛ С САМОГО МАРТА ПЕРВАЯ ОТМЕНА КОНЦЕРТА САСАЙ” and “АЕ ДЕВАЧЬКИ НАКОНЕЦ ТО УВИЖУ ЖЩ”. The pinch of smoked salt is the grunge soul and Kurt‑centric aesthetic—salty, raw, and a bit burnt around the edges—honoring their posters and idols from “Курт. Честер. Крис.” and the constant drive to make a “топовый гранж альбом” despite the “творческий импотент” angst. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, but still sparkling—like staring into the void and deciding to turn it into a song.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, perseverance, and fairness, especially around their band and friends. They’re deeply committed to their group and hurt when not allowed to contribute creatively, writing about how the guitarist keeps taking over bass parts and how much that bothers them: “Опять басовую партию написал гитарист… БЛЯТЬ Я ТОЖЕ ХОЧУ ПИСАТЬ МУЗЫКУ СУКА” and “Сегодня гитарист записал мелодию – я же придумываю бас… В итоге, партия всецело написана им”. Their frustration comes not from ego but from wanting to work hard and be a real part of the creative process, reflecting a Hufflepuff’s value of fair contribution and effort. They also show concern for fairness in interpersonal conflicts, calmly questioning whether it’s right for a friend to blame a girl who didn’t even know a dog followed him: “Собаку жалко – но прав ли он, если девушка была в неведении?”. Even under intense self-doubt and self-criticism (“Ненавижу себя… Ненавижу свою музыку… Ненавижу свой мозг за то, что он не может создавать гениальные песни.”), they keep pushing to write songs and make a “топовый гранж альбом” by the end of the school year: “К концу нынешнего учебного года хочу записать топовый гранж альбом”. This blend of quiet perseverance, desire to pull their weight, and strong sense of fairness aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Rape Me - Nirvana
The best fit is Rape Me by Nirvana, because it combines raw self-loathing, vulnerability, and the desire to be heard that runs through their tweets. They are clearly a huge Kurt/Nirvana fan, mentioning them explicitly: “Курт. Честер. Крис.” and celebrating getting Nirvana posters: “Пришли с алика 2 плаката Нирваны, секас”. The song’s themes of self-destruction and inner darkness echo posts like “Ненавижу себя. Ненавижу свой характер. Ненавижу творческую. импотенцию. Ненавижу свой голос. Ненавижу свое лицо. Ненавижу свою музыку.” and “Очень хуево чувствую себя. Действительно, если быть честным, я ни на что не годен в творческом плане.”. At the same time, the track is about pushing back against being used or silenced, which resembles their frustration at not being allowed to write music in the band: “БЛЯТЬ Я ТОЖЕ ХОЧУ ПИСАТЬ МУЗЫКУ СУКА”. The combination of grunge aesthetics, deep insecurity, and a need to assert their creative voice makes Rape Me an especially fitting anthem for them.
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