Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hard‑working: Frequently mentions heavy workloads and long shifts, like the “plantão de 36 horinhas” and doing teleconsultation plantões while studying and handling bureaucracy.
- Supportive: Opens DMs and offers help to others about PVO and vestibulares, e.g. “Minha dm tá aberta pra quem quiser saber sobre a PVO.” and “Pro pessoal que quiser, pode vir tirar as dúvidas no pv…”.
- Empathetic: Shows strong emotional response to injustice and cruelty, like the outrage over animal abuse and class issues in “Revoltante o que esses filhos da puta fizeram com os cachorrinhos” and the long thread about educational inequality.
- Self‑reflective: Openly analyzes his own background and feelings, for example discussing family reactions and upbringing in “Tenho um negócio muito ruim que é não consegui comemorar minhas conquistas…” and his mixed rich/poor family in “Minha família tem duas partes, uma bem rica… do outro lado são pobre…”.
- Resilient: Despite illness, family pressure, and narrowly missing cutoffs, he keeps planning next steps, as in “Meu caso esse ano foi verdadeiramente desesperador… mesmo assim estudei pra caralho, melhorei em tudo” and then “Cansei de reclama, alinhei todos os pontos nescessário e vamos estudar.”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional‑reactivity: Often writes in the heat of anger with heavy insults, e.g. towards a police officer in “FILHO DA PUTA, POLICIAL ASSEDIADOR DE MERDA…” and towards institutions like Detran in “Eu odeio esse Detran CE, VAI TOMAR NO CU…”.
- Negative‑self‑view: Describes himself as “fudido” and struggles to celebrate achievements, like in “Eu sou tão fudido, mas tão fudido que o marmore da minha mesa EXPLODIU…” and “Tenho um negócio muito ruim que é não consegui comemorar minhas conquistas…”.
- Pessimistic: Often anticipates the worst and expresses hopelessness, for example “agora tô sem projetos e sem nenhuma esperança” and “Esse ano tem tudo pra ser doloroso pra caralho…”.
- Politically‑confrontational: Uses harsh, dismissive language about opposing views, like “Filho de pobre e de direita ? KKKKKKKK um abraço” and “Como pode uma pessoa ser tão burra politicamente, pqp”, which can close dialogue.
- Overextended: Balances work, intense study, bureaucratic stress, and emotional load, hinting at burnout, e.g. “Tô tão lascado psicologicamente que prefiro receber críticas do que elogios” and multiple mentions of long plantões and heavy schedules.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Pedro most closely matches Lisa Simpson: idealistic, politically aware, and obsessed with studying and education. He constantly reflects on systemic problems in schooling and vestibulares, like when he criticizes commercialized education and lack of support for students in threads such as “Outro ponto que NUNCA é abordado... A maioria dos professores… esquecem do desenvolvimento individual de cada estudante” and “ACABOU A EDUCAÇÃO BRASILEIRA ⚠️ A que ponto essa bosta de INEP, MEC… consegue fuder a educação brasileira?”. Like Lisa, he’s empathetic and deeply affected by cruelty and injustice, especially in stories about violence against animals and people, e.g. “Revoltante o que esses filhos da puta fizeram com os cachorrinhos” and his trauma with his own dogs. He shows high ambition and academic self-pressure, agonizing over a few points in ENEM/Prouni, as in “Meu caso esse ano foi verdadeiramente desesperador… mesmo assim estudei pra caralho… É frustrante demais”. At the same time, he feels emotionally out of place in his family and environment, mirroring Lisa’s sense of being the odd one out: “Tenho um negócio muito ruim que é não conseguir comemorar minhas conquistas… falei que passei na federal em CComp não ganhei nem parabéns”. Even his mix of political disillusionment and left-leaning criticism, like “Lula nunca terá um sucessor… nenhum dos que estão na esquerda hoje são populistas”, aligns with Lisa’s critical but idealistic worldview.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They read as more Extroverted (E) than introverted: they constantly invite interaction and DMs, e.g. opening their inbox for questions about PVO (“Minha dm tá aberta pra quem quiser saber sobre a PVO.”), ask strangers about cities (“Moradores de Jaraguá do Sul, como é a cidade ?”), and comment loudly on politics and football for an audience. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they go beyond immediate facts to discuss systems and big-picture issues like educational policy and INEP/MEC incompetence (“ACABOU A EDUCAÇÃO BRASILEIRA ⚠️ A que ponto essa bosta de INEP, MEC e demais órgãos governamentais consegue fuder a educação brasileira ?”) and the structural commercialization of education (“Mesmo os cursinho… fazem parte dessa comercialização porque o final realmente o que importa prós vestibulares é ser aprovado…”). They lean Thinking (T) over Feeling despite strong emotions, because their rants are framed as evaluations of logic, systems, and merit (e.g. criticizing FIES design and private vestibulares as the real problem in a somewhat analytical way: “O que faz esses faculdades privadas serem uma merda é o vestibular próprio… ESSE É O PROBLEMA.”), and they’re very blunt and confrontational rather than harmony-seeking (“Como pode uma pessoa ser tão burra politicamente, pqp”). Their tweets show a clear Judging (J) preference: they focus heavily on plans, decisions, and goals (choosing between UFCG/UFSC and Med vs CompSci, e.g. “Organizei toda minha documentação pra UFCG, esperar o resultado do Prouni dia 03 e tomar essa decisão”), long-term career strategy (“Se você não tiver coragem de trabalhar MUITO pesado, tudo está saturado… tem que tentar se destacar dentro dela e buscar seu espaço.”), and frustration when outcomes don’t match their structured effort. Overall, the assertive, goal-driven, system-focused, and outspoken leadership tone—calling out institutions, giving advice, and confidently judging educational and political actors—fits best with ENTJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘aprendendo na base da pancada’ — lucky for me I’m great at trauma care: first step is you falling for me, second step is me stabilizing your heart rate after the next Prouni result.
- If your ENEM redação tivesse vindo 920, you could choose any faculdade you wanted… but since it didn’t, how about you choose the only option with 100% de aprovação em carinho e apoio emocional: me?
- You’re torn between CComp at UFCG and Medicina in UFSC, but hear me out: we can testar esse negócio na prática — I’ll be the bug da sua TI e o paciente da sua Med, tudo no mesmo relacionamento.
- You stayed 36 hours on plantão and still found tempo pra fazer pão, pão de queijo e levar besteira pra sua namorada; honestamente, that tweet alone was a bigger green flag than qualquer nota 850 no ENEM — I’m just here querendo uma vaga no seu coração, nem precisa de Sisu.
- As a Corinthians fan que quase teve um infarto vendo o Prouni abrir e o VAR roubando, você já aguenta emoção demais… quer trocar esse sofrimento todo por um date tranquilo, onde a única coisa impedida seja você de ir embora cedo?
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Med student • ENEM survivor who once reloaded Apple’s site 10,000x for a ‘free iPhone’ • Between stethoscope, CComp and Corinthians.– @pSampaioMed
Your signature cocktail
Pancada & Prouni Punch
This cocktail starts with bold cachaça, matching his raw, intense vibe and grind-from-the-bottom energy in posts like “aprendendo na base da pancada” and long plantões such as “plantão de 36 horinhas”. Cold brew coffee fuels the sleepless mix of work, study and anxiety, echoing moments like “Abri o Prouni, meu coração 250bpm, quase infartei” and the ENEM grind in “mesmo assim estudei pra caralho”. Red vermouth with bitters captures his political disillusion and sharp criticisms, from “Tem que acabar esse país de merda” to “Nada é em prol do cidadão, tudo é sobre o próprio partido”. Passion fruit juice brings sweetness and acidity for the love and tenderness he shows when talking about his namorada and Corinthians, like “Meu amor, você é tão linda…” and “Deus é bom demais, vai Corinthians”. The smoked salt rim reflects his scars and resilience from family trauma and frustration, as in “eu apanhava tanto quando era mais novo” and the near-miss bitterness of “Fiquei 4 pontos do corte da facul que queria no prouni”, turning all that pancada into flavor.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Pedro shows strong Gryffindor traits: he’s outspoken, confrontational about injustice, and driven by a sense of moral courage. He reacts viscerally to abuse and harassment, calling a police officer a “POLICIAL ASSEDIADOR DE MERDA” and saying he hopes he “queime no inferno” in a furious denunciation of sexual harassment in teleconsults: “FILHO DA PUTA, POLICIAL ASSEDIADOR DE MERDA. 23:30 da noite e arrombado marcando teleconsulta para assediar uma mulher. Nojento de merda, espero que queime no inferno.”. He also expresses rage at animal cruelty and politicization of a dog’s brutal killing, writing “Conseguiram transformar um assassinato BRUTAL de um cachorro em política. Tem que acabar esse país de merda” and “Revoltante o que esses filhos da puta fizeram com os cachorrinhos… #JustiçaPorOrelha”, which shows a protective, almost knight‑like anger. His willingness to publicly confront political stupidity and elitism, as in “Acabei de ver um médico que falou a seguinte frase 'pobre não deveria ter direito a voto' … sim, um médico.” and “Filho de pobre e de direita ? KKKKKKKK um abraço”, reinforces a pattern of loudly defending what he thinks is right, even against his own professional group. While he is hardworking and reflective (traits that could point to Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw), the dominant vibe is emotional courage, readiness for conflict, and a ‘pau no cu do mundo e vai Corinthians’ mentality: “Cansei de reclama, alinhei todos os pontos nescessário e vamos estudar. Pau no cu do mundo e vai Corinthians…”. That mix of bravery, defiance, and moral outrage fits Gryffindor best.
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Stronger - Kanye West
A song about getting tougher through hardship fits him well: his own bio is literally "aprendendo na base da pancada", which mirrors the what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger theme. He repeatedly gets hit by setbacks but keeps moving, like staying just below the cutoff in selection processes and still grinding, for example when he says he was only a few points away in Prouni and is clearly frustrated yet reflective: “Fiquei 4 pontos do corte da facul que queria no prouni... caralho bicho, nunca vou para de me perguntar o que fizeram com minha redação”. Even when exhausted or mentally drained, he insists on working and studying, as in “Tô tão bitolado da cabeça que a melhor parte da minha semana tem sido quando estou trabalhando” and “Cansei de reclama, alinhei todos os pontos nescessário e vamos estudar. Pau no cu do mundo e vai Corinthians”. He’s candid about trauma and psychological strain but frames his life as a continuous fight forward, like when he mentions childhood violence and emotional difficulty yet still plans his future and supports others: “Tenho um negócio muito ruim que é não consegui comemorar minhas conquistas, simplesmente tenho medo/vergonha… falei que passei na federal em CComp não ganhei nem parabéns”. The mix of pain, resilience, and determination to keep leveling up makes Stronger a fitting soundtrack for his journey.
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