Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Frequently expresses love and care for friends, e.g. “te amo @wydranism” and worrying about forgetting a friend’s birthday “MEU DEUS CARA”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor like “estomago de uma criança vitoriana” and joking about wanting to be a trophy wife “eu queria ser esposa trofeu”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for media and characters, e.g. obsession with Alicent Hightower “eu tenho uma doença que me faz ser obcecada na alicent” and excitement about reading rhaenicent fics “tão ansiosa pra passar o dia lendo fic rhaenicent”.
- Supportive: Engages with others’ content in a positive way, frequently quote-tweeting with praise like “meu deus essa mente” and “QUE FOFURA”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes and comments on their own patterns, like noticing they’re more fun on private accounts “preciso mudar isso” and calling out their hyperfocus on a friend “hiperfoco na sua melhor amiga”.
Weaknesses:
- Academic-strain: Often stressed with studies, e.g. hating calculus “tenho NOJO de cálculo” and worrying about failing classes “ja reprovei nas duas matérias”.
- Anxious: Tweets reflect worry and overthinking, like being unsure if they’re being ignored “gente não sei se to sendo ignorada” and stressing over forgetting a birthday “podem mandar me matar mds do ceu”.
- Avoidant: Frequently fantasizes about escaping responsibilities, like wanting to quit college early “quero trancar a faculdade no primeiro semestre” and wanting to disappear from the current dimension “queria sumir da dimensão atual”.
- Sleep-neglect: Struggles with healthy routines, e.g. staying up late despite plans “era pra eu ter ido dormir 22h agora to aki tentando secar o cabelo” and complaining about headaches when their body wants sleep “começa a mandar dor de cabeça”.
- Overfixated: Shows intense hyperfocus on fandom and specific characters, like watching Alicent content for hours “to faz 2 horas vendo tiktok com a hashtag alicent hightower” and needing to put Alicent in every situation “preciso colocar ela em todas as situações do mundo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, deeply fannish, and very emotionally intense. Like Lisa hyperfixating on jazz or books, this user obsessively fixates on specific media and characters, especially Alicent and Rhaenicent, as seen in posts like “to faz 2 horas vendo tiktok com a hashtag alicent hightower mds” and “tô tão ansiosa pra passar o dia lendo fic rhaenicent”. Their academic stress and hatred of math echo Lisa’s school-centric anxieties: “tenho NOJO de cálculo” and “como eu durmo sem me preocupar com ap3 de calculo recuperação de cálculo e recuperação de física pq ja reprovei nas duas matérias”. The user is emotionally self-aware, dramatic, and prone to overthinking, like Lisa when she spirals, reflected in tweets such as “queria sumir da dimensão atual” and “odeio qnd meu corpo quer q eu durma e começa a mandar dor de cabeça”. They also show a strong, sometimes intense attachment to female figures and older women, which fits Lisa’s pattern of idolizing complex women, seen in “gente i cant help it está na minha natureza querer dengar mulheres no minimo 10 anos mais velhas que eu” and their ongoing Alicent obsession in “eu tenho uma doença que me faz ser obcecada na alicent meu deus do ceu alguem interna”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: they talk about being more themselves in private accounts than public ones (“as vezes sou muito mais legal na priv do que nas minhas contas abertas preciso mudar isso”), anxiety about replies (“quando alguem cita meu tweet ou me responde e eu não sei o que responder de volta”), and wanting to disappear from the current dimension (“queria sumir da dimensão atual”), which suggests a socially active online life but a more inward focus. Their timeline is saturated with fandom headcanons, hypothetical scenarios, and symbolism (e.g. turning songs and situations into House of the Dragon dynamics: “essa aqui rhaenicent coded”, “tô tão ansiosa pra passar o dia lendo fic rhaenicent”), indicating strong intuition (N) over concrete sensing. They lead with emotion and attachment rather than logic: they gush about idols and older women (“está na minha natureza querer dengar mulheres no minimo 10 anos mais velhas que eu”), are distressed about forgetting a friend’s birthday (“podem mandar me matar… eu esqueci de parabenizar minha amiga”), and fixate on hyperfocus on a best friend (“a vida quando vc tem hiperfoco na sua melhor amiga”), all pointing to Feeling (F). Their life seems spontaneous and somewhat disorganized—complaining about forgetting material in exams (“consigo fazer os exercícios pra chegar no dia da prova e eu esquecer até meu nome”), staying up too late and drying hair with a fan last minute (“era pra eu ter ido dormir 22h agora to aki tentando secar o cabelo no ventilador”), and wanting to drop college early (“quero trancar a faculdade no primeiro semestre”), which fits Perceiving (P) more than structured Judging. Overall, an emotionally intense, fantasy‑ and fandom‑oriented inner world, strong parasocial and friend attachments, and a somewhat chaotic, procrastinating approach to real‑life obligations best align with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You wanting a “toxic yuri Rhaenicent fanfic” is cute, but have you considered a slow-burn where we spend two hours on the bus together and you’re too distracted by talking to me to notice it arrived again?
- You said you have a “disease” that makes you obsessed with Alicent… good news, I’m very Rhaenyra-coded: chaotic, enamored with you, and fully prepared to spend 2 hours on the ‘alicent hightower’ hashtag with you like it’s a date.
- You hate calculus, you’re exhausted by recovery exams, and want to drop college in the first semester—luckily, I major in Being Delusional About You and I’m ready to tutor you in stress-free cuddling instead.
- You said it’s in your nature to baby women at least 10 years older, but I volunteer as the exception: same age range, same level of obsession with Fiona Apple and Yellowjackets, different kind of spoiling.
- Twice you did a face reveal and still asked for an icon to borrow; I’m just saying, if you ever want a new icon, I’m available to be the person you’re unreasonably obsessed with instead of your best friend for once.
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Your new Twitter bio
19 • calculus hater, AO3 dreamer • spends 2 hours on Alicent edits, 2 minutes noticing the bus arrived • here for Yellowjackets, HOTD & long-haired women– @pseudocent
Your signature cocktail
Hive Mind Highball (Yellowjacket Sour)
The cachaça infused with black tea is for the chronically online student who’s up late doomscrolling and fighting with calculus, like when they said they have “NOJO de cálculo” “tenho NOJO de cálculo” and wanted to drop college “quero trancar a faculdade no primeiro semestre”. Passion fruit juice captures their intense hyperfixations and crush-energy, from being obsessed with Alicent “eu tenho uma doença que me faz ser obcecada na alicent” to wanting to dote on older women “está na minha natureza querer dengar mulheres no minimo 10 anos mais velhas que eu”. The honey-ginger syrup nods to Yellowjackets and to them wanting to be part of a collective brainrot “queria ser parte da hive mind”, sweet but with a spicy bite like their chaotic timeline. Sparkling water keeps it light and fizzy for their playful, slightly anxious social energy, like sorting friends to send singing audios “sortear um amigo pra mandar audio cantando” and overthinking if they’re being ignored “gente não sei se to sendo ignorada”. Finally, a dash of blue curaçao adds an otherworldly, fandom-coded hue for their love of Rhaenicent fics “tô tão ansiosa pra passar o dia lendo fic rhaenicent” and wanting toxic yuri drama “queria ler uma fanfic rhaenicent bem toxic yuri”, making the drink look as unhinged and pretty as their edit-filled feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff-style attachment and loyalty to friends and comfort figures. For example, they joke about having a hyperfocus on their best friend in “a vida quando vc tem hiperfoco na sua melhor amiga” and openly express affection in “te amo @wydranism”, which suggests deep emotional loyalty rather than detached irony. Their bio and timeline are full of niche fandom comforts (Yellowjackets, HOTD, Rhaenicent fics), and they frame them in a nurturing way, like “that pluribus fanfic will save you”, treating media as emotional support. They’re also self-effacing and gentle about their own struggles with school and anxiety, such as “não gente ódio que me dá quando eu consigo fazer os exercícios pra chegar no dia da prova e eu esquecer até meu nome” and “como eu durmo sem me preocupar com ap3 de calculo… pq ja reprovei nas duas matérias”, which reads more like a conscientious but overwhelmed student than a ruthless striver. Even when they’re dramatic or chaotic, it’s in a soft, social way—wanting to sing to friends in “sortear um amigo pra mandar audio cantando” and worrying about forgetting a friend’s birthday in “esqueci de parabenizar minha amiga… MEU DEUS CARA”. Altogether, this mix of devotion to friends, emotional warmth, and non-competitive attitude fits Hufflepuff better than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral edge of Ravenclaw, or Gryffindor’s overt heroics.
Your movie
Your song
Under the Table - Fiona Apple
A well‑suited song for them is “Under the Table” by Fiona Apple, since they explicitly center Fiona in how they see their life, saying “ai tudo sempre conectado a mim por fiona apple 😻”. The song’s mix of anxiety, social discomfort, and defiant humor mirrors their tendency to overshare awkwardness and second‑guess themselves, like when they worry about social cues in “gente não sei se to sendo ignorada” and “quando alguem cita meu tweet ou me responde e eu não sei o que responder de volta”. Lyrically, Fiona’s refusal to stay quiet or behave ‘properly’ fits their chaotic, obsessively stan-ish energy toward fictional women and older female characters, seen in “eu tenho uma doença que me faz ser obcecada na alicent meu deus do ceu alguem interna” and “está na minha natureza querer dengar mulheres no minimo 10 anos mais velhas que eu”. The song’s ironic, sharp tone also resonates with how they cope with stress about school and life—joking about wanting to drop college in “quero trancar a faculdade no primeiro semestre” and hating math in “tenho NOJO de cálculo”. Overall, Under the Table captures their blend of neurotic humor, emotional intensity, and very specific fixations in a way few other songs do.
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