Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Frequently shares vulnerabilities and feelings openly, like stress, fear and insecurity, e.g. anxiety about losing a personal notebook of thoughts in “não encontro meu caderno com TODOS os meus pensamentos” and needing to cry for hours in “acho que preciso chorar durante umas 15h seguidas”.
- Politically engaged: Shows strong involvement with academic and political debates, calling out dishonesty and structural issues in academia and politics, as in “ela foi expulsa do PPG... desonestidade intelectual absurda” and critiques of university funding and public transport in “crusp alagando... tem dinheiro guardado e n usa com o que PRECISA!”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and support for friends and community, like being “fã do meus amigos” in the bio and celebrating going out with a decent person in “tinha esquecido como era sair com uma pessoa legal e decente”, plus caring messages to calouros in “a bisa ama vcs (não caiam no papo da faísca e aproveitem mto!”.
- Self-aware: Reflects critically on own behavior and growth, e.g. noticing the impact of learning to voice discomfort in “aumentei consideravelmente os conflitos... mas tbm alcancei uma paz terrível” and recognizing overestimation of others’ attention in “ninguém se importa com o que eu faço ou digo tanto quanto eu”.
- Resilient changer: Shows capacity to change habits and stick to difficult decisions, like quitting smoking with medication and nicotine gum in “o remédio está fazendo efeito e eu realmente estou ficando sem vontade de fumar” and celebrating days without smoking in “estou há 20 dias sem fumar”.
Weaknesses:
- Medication inconsistency: Admits stopping psychiatric medication without medical guidance because of practical hurdles, as in “vai ser engraçado chegar semana que vem no Léo psiq e avisar que de novo parei a medicação sozinha”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses extreme or violent expressions about self when stressed or embarrassed, as in “PUTA MERDA EU MARQUEI A LARISSA ERRADA NO POST VO ME MATAR”.
- Rumination overload: Reports constant, exhausting thinking and difficulty quieting the mind, e.g. “queria que meu cérebro estivesse lisinho... mas tudo que eu faço é pensar sem parar” and discomfort when forced to “ouvir as vozes da minha cabeça” on the train in “quando ele descarregar eu terei que ouvir as vozes da minha cabeça (bad end”.
- Impulsive decisions: Shows urges toward sudden drastic changes, like repeatedly wanting to shave their head in “mais um dia com uma vontade absurda de raspar meu cabelo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “se nos próximos 6 meses eu não raspar minha cabeça eu vou me considerar vencedora.”.
- High reactivity: Reacts very intensely to frustrations and injustices, with all-caps anger about public services and politics, such as “EU VOU ME MATAR NA FRENTE DOS PREFEITOS DA Z/O. CANALHAS!!!!!!” and “VAI SE FODER @_Linhas8e9 te odeio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: politically engaged, academic, and very emotionally self-aware. They’re a historian and master’s student who rants about university structure and academic dishonesty, much like Lisa’s constant critiques of institutions and ethics, as in their threads calling out a researcher for intellectual dishonesty and opportunism (“ela foi expulsa do PPG por não cumprir os requisitos básicos...” and “monA, cê pode estudar o quanto quiser, mas precisa ter compromisso com a universidade né?”). They balance rigorous study with activism and campus politics, echoing Lisa’s blend of nerdiness and organizing: see their love for welcoming new history freshmen and warning them about political groups (“caloures da história usp, um beijo... (não caiam no papo da faísca...)”) and their attacks on local politicians wasting time online instead of governing (“vereador, tem uma idosa desaparecida... e vc fica na internet comentando BBB...”). They’re also intensely introspective and therapy-oriented, constantly talking about analysis, medication, and self-knowledge (“minha nossa agradeço todos os dias por fazer análise com uma lacaniana...” and “ainda tenho muito a aprender que ninguém se importa com o que eu faço ou digo tanto quanto eu...”), which fits Lisa’s reflective, anxious inner life. Finally, their mix of being very affectionate with friends and cats, artsy (theater, cinema, music), and politically radical while feeling a bit out of place in a shallow world is very Lisa-coded, just with more swearing, macumba, BBB, and Corinthians.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: they enjoy collective experiences, clubs, and crowds, and explicitly say things like feeling out of place in an overly online world, implying they thrive in face‑to‑face interaction (“aí vei, eu sou muito legal pessoalmente pra viver num mundo onde as pessoas conversam só a partir de uma tela”); they also relish reception of freshmen, theater groups, forró class, gym chats, and book club hosting. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N): they often generalize from experiences into broader ideas about academia, race, politics and ethics, e.g. reflecting on malandragem as an ethical stance rather than a stereotype (“se tem uma coisa que aprendi com a malandragem é ser ético”) and critiquing university structures and narratives about research and expulsion (“desonestidade intelectual absurda”). They read as Feeling (F) over Thinking because their judgments are driven by values like justice, care, and empathy: they rage against nazism and eugenics (“exceto na cabeça de nazistas e eugenistas”), defend survivors and minors invoking the Lei Joana Maranhão (“ela ainda sendo menor de idade pode sim entrar com processo”), and talk tenderly about friends, students, and cats. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they frequently describe procrastination, late or improvised decisions (forgetting prescriptions, struggling with paperwork, train delays, dreaming of shaving their head) and an overall flexible, adapt‑as‑you‑go approach to life and study (“tô aqui considerando fazer um segundo mestrado”, “se nos próximos 6 meses eu não raspar minha cabeça eu vou me considerar vencedora”). Altogether, the energetic social engagement, values‑driven political and emotional intensity, big‑picture reflections, and somewhat chaotic but enthusiastic lifestyle align best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If it only rains when you show up at the gym, imagine the thunderstorm I’d cause if I showed up there with you—São Paulo wasn’t ready for that forecast.
- Next time you host the book club and sneak a full Fernanda Young ballot, can I be your plus-one? I promise to argue in favor of the gayest option and then debrief with you like a good museologist of messy feelings.
- You said you’re too cool in person for a world that only talks through screens—how about we test that hypothesis offline: cinema alone is great, but cinema with a non-binary, macumbeiro, Corinthian historian sounds like proper field research.
- Since you’ve already handed that whole BO over to Exu and you’re surviving fine even when you ‘accidentally’ stop your meds, maybe the next risky behavior could be going on a date with someone who’ll cheer louder for you than you do for Breno Bidon.
- You dream of broad shoulders, hate cavanhaques, think everything in psychoanalysis is about sex, and are one zolpidem away from shaving your head—honestly, that’s my exact type. When do we schedule our first session: forró class, carbonara night, or Corinthians match?
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Historian & museology grad student in SP, Corinthians devotee, Exu’s intern. Once nearly missed a bus for daydreaming and the driver still waited.– @pseudovit
Your signature cocktail
Exu & Nicotine-Free Spritz
This cocktail is strong but playful, like someone who can rant about USP bureaucracy and still go to forró in the rain, balancing academic bitterness with sparkling humor. The cachaça with a hint of smoke nods to quitting cigarettes and surviving the cravings, from dreaming about smoking to realizing the nicotine gum is a scam (“sinto que a porra da goma de nicotina é exatamente igual a qualquer chiclete de 3 reais”, “com esse lindo comentário de leandro pra chai compartilho que estou há 20 dias sem fumar 🤓”). Hibiscus and basil cold-brew references their herbal self-care vibes and jokes about chá de erva-doce + hibisco + manjericão (“af vei, tomei exatamente esse + hibisco e manjericão agorinha mesmo kkkkk”), while also echoing the macumbeiro, Exu-trusting spiritual side (“felizmente já entreguei esse BO na mão de Exu e confio que ele vai resolver o que precisa ser resolvido”). The espresso with rapadura is for the overcaffeinated mestrande energy, writing, correcting, chasing signatures and qualificação dates (“tendo que corrigir coisas tão bobas mas tão trabalhosas AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, “cara, eu vou ficar MALUCA (estou tentando encontrar data pra qualificação”). Burnt sugar bitters and a clean splash of sparkling water capture their mix of sharp, uncompromising political takes with a desire to live "completamente no pelo, sem álcool, sem drogas, sem cigarro" (“todo dia matando um pouco a vit de 18 22 anos de mim”, “tá chegando o dia que vou começar a viver completamente no pelo, sem álcool, sem drogas, sem cigarro”). The lemon twist over the top is their bright, slightly acidic humor, the same energy that dreams of lovebombing forecasts and club do livro sabotage with Fernanda Young (“previsão na sibila da bru kiss de lovebombing nos próximos dias, finalmente uma notícia boa!”, “na próxima vez que eu for a anfitriã do clube do livro vou botar só livros da Fernanda Young”).
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Vit shows a strong Gryffindor pattern of confrontation, moral courage, and throwing themself into conflict rather than avoiding it. They openly call out politicians and public figures in very direct language, e.g. telling a local official to "tome vergonha na cara e vá trabalhar pela cidade" in defense of a missing elderly woman (“vereador, tem uma idosa desaparecida por conta das enchurradas na cidade e vc fica na internet comentando BBB e arranjando picuinha! tome vergonha na cara e vá trabalhar pela cidade! sem vergonha, canalha!”) and condemning a reality‑show participant as a "nazista" and "mau caráter" (“borderline o caralho, esse aí é mau caráter, oportunista e nazista!”). They describe how learning to speak up increased conflict but brought them peace because nothing stays bottled up (“desde que eu aprendi a abrir a minha boca e expressar meus incômodos aumentei consideravelmente os conflitos que me enfio mas tbm alcancei uma paz terrível de que nada fica guardado só pra mim”), which is very Gryffindor: valuing honesty and courage over comfort. Their activism and willingness to "atormentar tanto a prefeitura" for better conditions (“nossa mas eu vou atormentar tanto a prefeitura dessa cidade em 2026”) and to fight within the university for collective decisions and student participation (“não se iludam mesmo, mas se envolvam!... não precisa entrar em coletivo político pra participar da luta”) also point to a justice‑oriented, bold temperament. While there are elements of Hufflepuff loyalty (love of friends, cats, and students) and Ravenclaw intellect (historian, mestrande, detailed academic critiques), the dominant traits are outspoken bravery, readiness for confrontation, and a strong sense of righteous indignation—hallmarks of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
AmarElo - Emicida (feat. Majur & Pabllo Vittar)
AmarElo fits them because it blends Black Brazilian culture, spirituality, and political conscience with radical tenderness and self-preservation, very close to how they live and tweet. They’re openly spiritual and connected to Exu and macumba, as in “felizmente já entreguei esse BO na mão de Exu e confio que ele vai resolver o que precisa ser resolvido. minha parte eu fiz, fé!”, which resonates with the song’s grounding in Afro-Brazilian references and faith as a survival tool. Their constant fight with university bureaucracy and precariousness, yet refusal to desist — “todos os dias eu penso o quanto eu não aguento mais a universidade de são paulo mas tô aqui considerando fazer um segundo mestrado...” — mirrors the song’s insistence on not letting the world’s violence take away your will to exist. They are vulnerable and self-analytical, talking about therapy and psychic overload, like “acho que preciso chorar durante umas 15h seguidas aí depois eu fico bem” and “ainda tenho muito a aprender que ninguém se importa com o que eu faço ou digo tanto quanto eu...”, just as AmarElo turns pain and anxiety into a collective declaration of worth. Finally, their love for friends, parties, BBB, football and little victories — from quitting smoking “estou há 20 dias sem fumar 🤓” to going to the cinema alone “top coisas que eu amo mas não fazia há anos: ir no cinema sozinha” — matches the song’s core line: "é sobre sobreviver e sobre viver apesar de tudo".
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