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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: introspective, anxious about social interactions, and drawn to creative, slightly mystical pursuits. They worry a lot about how they come across to others, saying they’re afraid of seeming rude because of shyness and already apologizing in advance for it ("Tenho medo de parecer grosseire com as pessoas pelo fato de eu ser muito tímide e ter dificuldade pra conversar . . . Então peço desculpas desde já . . ."), which echoes Lisa’s constant self-awareness and concern about others’ feelings. The tarot reference and decision to compose something—"Foi me revelado pelas cartas que eu deveria tentar compôr algo. Logo volto com os resultados." (link)—fit Lisa’s blend of intellect, spirituality, and artistic ambition. Their confusion and sensitivity about information being spread about them ("Estou terrivelmente confuse." and "Isso está incorreto. Estão passando informações erradas.") mirror Lisa’s tendency to feel misunderstood. Even the frustration over something as small yet identity-related as not changing a nickname ("DESGRAÇA DOS INFERNO NÃO CONSIGO MUDAR O NICKNAME.") lines up with Lisa’s intense emotional investment in how she presents herself to the world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong introversion: they worry about coming off as rude due to shyness and difficulty talking to people, as in “Tenho medo de parecer grosseire com as pessoas pelo fato de eu ser muito tímide e ter dificuldade pra conversar . . . Então peço desculpas desde já . . .”, and they seem more focused on their inner world than on social events. Their style and bio are highly symbolic and aesthetic (“𝕻𝗌𝗂k̲𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖺.”, “𝗪𝖤 𝕯𝖨𝖤 𝘠𝖮𝖴𝖭𝖀”), and they mention tarot-like guidance in “Foi me revelado pelas cartas que eu deveria tentar compôr algo.”, indicating an Intuitive preference for abstract and mystical themes over concrete details. The concern with correct pronoun use and misinformation—“Guys, eu coloquei que Alê usa apenas pronome neutro pq é o pronome que eu, em off, uso na maioria das vezes pra se referir a mim mesme...” and “. . Isso está incorreto. Estão passando informações erradas.”—shows a Feeling orientation, prioritizing identity, respect, and emotional impact. Their reactions are emotional and expressive rather than analytical, e.g. “Como alguém tem coragem de fazer uma coisa feia dessas e ainda mandar foto.” and “EU VOU COMETER.”. Finally, their tweets show flexibility and being at the mercy of circumstances (unable to change a nickname, letting the ‘reboot’ stay, improvising composition after card readings) rather than structured planning, as in “eu não to conseguindo tirar o 'reboot' do nickname DE JEITO NENHUM. Então vou deixar assim por alguns dias...”, which aligns more with a Perceiving than a Judging style.

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Alê • shy composer in perpetual reboot • once asked tarot for guidance and it told me to make music, so now I’m just following the cards’ orders.– @psikoccults

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The black vodka infused with star anise mirrors the occult, slightly ominous vibe of “𝗪𝖤 𝕯𝖨𝖤 𝘠𝖮𝖴𝖭𝖀” in their bio and all the eerie visuals they share, like “. . . . . . . .”. Hibiscus and pomegranate syrup adds a deep red sweetness for their shy, apologetic softness and concern about being rude, as in “Tenho medo de parecer grosseire…”. Activated charcoal lemonade brings confusion and glitchy aesthetics into the glass, inspired by tweets like “Estou terrivelmente confuse.” and the many cryptic picture posts. A dry vermouth mist floats on top to represent their subtle, half-hidden drama and the sense that something’s always happening in the mentions, like “Sinto que algo aconteceu nas minhas mentions mas eu não consegui ler.”. Finally, the edible glitter and smoked salt rim nods to their theatrical reactions and reboot troubles—sparkly but slightly cursed—captured in “DESGRAÇA DOS INFERNO NÃO CONSIGO MUDAR O NICKNAME.” and “eu não to conseguindo tirar o 'reboot' do nickname…”.

Your Hogwarts House
Alê shows strong Hufflepuff traits of kindness, consideration, and a desire to treat others fairly. They worry about coming across as rude because of shyness and proactively apologize, saying they "have difficulty talking" and "are afraid of seeming rude," then add "So I apologize in advance" in “Tenho medo de parecer grosseire com as pessoas pelo fato de eu ser muito tímide… Então peço desculpas desde já . . .”, which reflects empathy and a gentle nature. They also correct misinformation about themselves calmly rather than aggressively in “. . Isso está incorreto. Estão passando informações erradas.”, suggesting a focus on fairness rather than drama. Even when frustrated with technical issues like their nickname, the tone is exasperated but not cruel, as in “DESGRAÇA DOS INFERNO NÃO CONSIGO MUDAR O NICKNAME.”, which reads more like comedic venting than hostility toward others. Overall, the emphasis on being considerate, apologizing preemptively, and caring about how they affect people aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff’s values of kindness and fairness.

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A song that best suits @psikoccults is bury a friend by Billie Eilish, because it blends dark, eerie aesthetics with introspective confusion, much like their timeline. Their bio’s dramatic line “𝗪𝖤 𝕯𝖨𝖤 𝘠𝖮𝖴𝖭𝖦.” and location “𝕻𝗌𝗂k̲𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖺.” echo the song’s themes of mortality and unsettling self-reflection. Tweets like “Estou terrivelmente confuse.” and “Sinto que algo aconteceu nas minhas mentions mas eu não consegui ler.” mirror the song’s sense of disorientation and inner turmoil. Their fear of coming off as harsh despite shyness in “Tenho medo de parecer grosseire com as pessoas pelo fato de eu ser muito tímide...” fits the song’s tension between vulnerability and menace. Even the outbursts like “EU VOU COMETER.” reflect the song’s dramatic, intense emotional spikes wrapped in a haunting, stylized persona.

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